I Met Chris Chan Today

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Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I would have bought him lunch.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I have relatives in Virginia, and part of me really wants to go out and visit them, just so I can pass through Charlottesville/Ruckersville for a possible CWC sighting. Since I am a white girl with an average body type and the minimum breast cup requirement, I might get better results from an interaction with OPL.

 

[CatParty]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

i have relatives in his area, but they are the black sheep of the family.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I would have bought him lunch.

I'm sure a McDouble or two might have yielded at least a dollar's worth of conversation. But hey, Chris's reactions are unpredictable, and he's right to be wary of strangers in public.

OP handled the situation with respect for Chris, and for that, I commend him/her.

 

[SlowInTheMinds]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I have relatives in Virginia, and part of me really wants to go out and visit them, just so I can pass through Charlottesville/Ruckersville for a possible CWC sighting. Since I am a white girl with an average body type and the minimum breast cup requirement, I might get better results from an interaction with OPL.

God I wish I could discuss my evil plan... (it's kind of obvious though)

But I'll just keep it for myself to never actually do, since I'm not quite planning to go to Virginia anyways.

 

[Christ-Chan]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I was thinking about this on the drive in to work today. Sure he thought the OP was a Confirmed Troll, why wouldn't he? Some random dude comes up knowing his name and talking to him, and Chris is as skittish as a baby bunny these days.

If I was a less honest person I would have told him I was a friend of a friend from Facebook and that his "ol' high school pals" had mentioned what a cool guy he was and that's how I recognized him.

 

[hellbound]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

The most striking thing about his picture to me is his hair. It's not stringy and greasy, so he likely washes it semi-regularly, but it's frizzy and tangled looking. My guess is he uses something harsh like his axe body wash and doesn't condition or comb.

It's so easy to half-ass short hair because it's hard to tell if it's well-kept or not, but when you grow it out lack of proper hygiene really shows.

Also of course the demonstration of his flip-flopping attitude to human contact. "PAY ATTENTION TO ME! No, wait, LEAVE ME ALONE TROLLS! No, wait, I'm SO LONELY COME UP AND TALK TO ME! No, wait, DON'T!" I almost wonder if on some level he has to see the inherent hypocrisy. It's not like it's subtle.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Chris really is fucked. He keeps talking about wanting people to approach him, but when one does he won't accept it.

 

[LM 697]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

EBIN thread 10/10 "thats a very interesting story" - johnny, the room

 

[WhiteKnight]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I am glad you fought the urge to scream "Jullaaaay!" at OPL while driving 90 mph in the parking lot

 

[Sakamoto]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Also of course the demonstration of his flip-flopping attitude to human contact. "PAY ATTENTION TO ME! No, wait, LEAVE ME ALONE TROLLS! No, wait, I'm SO LONELY COME UP AND TALK TO ME! No, wait, DON'T!" I almost wonder if on some level he has to see the inherent hypocrisy. It's not like it's subtle.

The wanting human contact only applies to boyfriend-free girls 18-current age with B cup+ boobies. All men are JERKS and meeting one doesn't count as human contact.

I would really like to see a report from one of our female members meeting Chris to compare his reaction.

 

[Stuff and Things]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

The most striking thing about his picture to me is his hair. It's not stringy and greasy, so he likely washes it semi-regularly, but it's frizzy and tangled looking. My guess is he uses something harsh like his axe body wash and doesn't condition or comb.

It's so easy to half-ass short hair because it's hard to tell if it's well-kept or not, but when you grow it out lack of proper hygiene really shows.

Also of course the demonstration of his flip-flopping attitude to human contact. "PAY ATTENTION TO ME! No, wait, LEAVE ME ALONE TROLLS! No, wait, I'm SO LONELY COME UP AND TALK TO ME! No, wait, DON'T!" I almost wonder if on some level he has to see the inherent hypocrisy. It's not like it's subtle.

It's like i said, it looks like clean pubic hair, sure, it may look "cleaner" (or less dirty) but it is still a mess... and yeah, he's really fucked up, taking pictures of people that aproach him because they "might be twolls" like, what the hell happened to you chris? it's sad, but so damn funny at the same time, i really would paid to see chris's expression when he knew that PCA noticed that was being photographed by him...

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

The wanting human contact only applies to boyfriend-free girls 18-current age with B cup+ boobies. All men are JERKS and meeting one doesn't count as human contact.

I would really like to see a report from one of our female members meeting Chris to compare his reaction.

But then, his hypocrisy would only take a different form. If a pretty girl who met his requirements approached him, he would just freeze and say nothing, and even if it was a girl who was legitimately interested in him, she would assume that he wasn't interested back and she would leave. And then he would go home and bitch about why no pretty girls approach him.

 

[Some JERK]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Chris really is fucked. He keeps talking about wanting people to approach him, but when one does he won't accept it.

That's because they don't approach him when he wants them to, how he wants them to, and they're not exactly who he wants to approach him. Chris doesn't understand that to be approached by the "right" people, one must first be approachable to anyone. He wants gold without having to deal with any rocks or sand.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

You know right now I am curious on how he would have reacted if PCA was a girl, a white one, of course.

JIZZY CRAPPED BRIEFS

And my soul died a little. Heave knows I'm miserable now.

 

[A-№1]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

The wanting human contact only applies to boyfriend-free girls 18-current age with B cup+ boobies. All men are JERKS and meeting one doesn't count as human contact.

I would really like to see a report from one of our female members meeting Chris to compare his reaction.

But then, his hypocrisy would only take a different form. If a pretty girl who met his requirements approached him, he would just freeze and say nothing, and even if it was a girl who was legitimately interested in him, she would assume that he wasn't interested back and she would leave. And then he would go home and bitch about why no pretty girls approach him.

tl;dr: There is no good way to interact with Chris.

 

[CatParty]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

The wanting human contact only applies to boyfriend-free girls 18-current age with B cup+ boobies. All men are JERKS and meeting one doesn't count as human contact.

I would really like to see a report from one of our female members meeting Chris to compare his reaction.

But then, his hypocrisy would only take a different form. If a pretty girl who met his requirements approached him, he would just freeze and say nothing, and even if it was a girl who was legitimately interested in him, she would assume that he wasn't interested back and she would leave. And then he would go home and bitch about why no pretty girls approach him.

tl;dr: There is no good way to interact with Chris.

ya there is.

call up his house and say "JULAAAY" then either say you are batman or just hang up

 

[drmccoy]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I love that he took a picture. Maybe he copped that off some of the stores he's been banned from when they snap pictures of him to make sure he doesn't return.
You're a brave man for doing this. Let's hope a rash doesn't develop.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

PCA, stop dancing around the issue. Did you put the tracking device in his van?

 

[PCA]

You know right now I am curious on how he would have reacted if PCA was a girl, a white one, of course.

I thought about that too. Had I been a girl, perhaps he would have wanted to talk to me more and maybe shown me some of his stuff he was working on?

PCA, stop dancing around the issue. Did you put the tracking device in his van?

I called my buddy Michael Snyder up who lives not too far from there and had him do it while Chris was still in the restaurant!