I Met Chris Chan Today

[WhiteKnight]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I can't get over the fact it is confirmed that he acts this retarded in public. Taking pictures of people who just say hello to him, being scared when they wave to him?

I am not suprised by it. At one point he thought he had a billion Sonichu fans. Now he thinks literally everyone in society is out to get him.

 

[impossibility]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Thank you very much for not -ing him.

 

[homerbeoulve]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Thank you very much for not -ing him.

Remember, we're not trolls. We're people talking about him and concerned about him.

 

[Watcher]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I'm predicting in 10 years Chris is going to become something like an urban legend, someone you only briefly glimpse in blurry pictures that everyone thinks is photoshopped

 

[Some JERK]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Strangely, I don't really see anything negative to this encounter. what you got was downright polite for Chris. He shook your hand and didn't say anything shitty to you (saying "that depends" is something I would say if a complete stranger came up to me and asked me by name if I was myself.) He left without saying anything to you, and he waited until he was outside to try to get your pic. He snapped a pic of you because he's paranoid and possibly because either someone has advised him to do so, or because its some weird "Chris logic" to prove his stories about trolls because certain people refuse to believe him.

 

[snowkitten91]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

You're really brave for being willing to shake his hand. God and the Bear only know what that hand touched before going out to eat.

 

[Mourning Dove]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Good to see he's alive and leaving the house. If my house looked like his I'd want to hang out at McDonald's too. Though like others have mentioned, even though he yearns for friendships, his stammered reactions to friendliness isn't conductive to meaningful social interaction. So the vicious cycle of social retardation and isolation continues...

 

[CWCissey]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Dude! You are awesome!

I also say keep an eye on that hand, Kacey got a rash a few years ago, at this point I'm expecting some Evil Dead style shit to happen!

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[Hasharin]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Emily got a rash a few years ago]

It was acctualy Kacey.

 

[CatParty]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Shoulda gotten a sonichu drawing for a mcwrap.
And told him there would be more sonic on his lawn.
But really awesome tale otherwise!

 

[CWCissey]

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Emily got a rash a few years ago]

It was acctualy Kacey.

Fixed, I thought it was Kacey at first, but I weren't sure that she and Chris actually met, y'know?

 

[Fibonacci]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

So you wasted your only opportunity to let Chris know that you are Batman? That was a once-in-a-lifetime thing! Now he'll never know...

 

[MrTroll]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Man, if I shook Chris's hand (or touched any part of his body for that matter), he wouldn't be the only one slathering himself in hand sanitizer. Eww.

 

[Count groudon]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

..there he was just sitting there looking down at his notebook.

I can't be the only one wondering what the contents of the notebook are.

This. Was there anything you could make out from the corner of your eye? Also, how is his hair? I can't tell from the back shot if his hair is thinning out like crazy on the top or if the light was just hitting a tuft of it in a certain way.

He was probably working on the latest attraction sign till this DAMN SLANDEROUS TROLL showed up

 

[Kosher Dill]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

So the one time someone ACTUALLY follows his instructions and comes up to him for some In-Person Socializing at his Attraction Locations, this is how he acts, huh? I was going to send some boyfriend-free girls over that way, but now I think they shouldn't bother.

 

[CatParty]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

It also just confirms his Facebook post about him hating his fans

 

[CWCissey]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

It also just confirms his Facebook post about him hating his fans

Chris: The personification of:

 

[PCA]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Strangely, I don't really see anything negative to this encounter. what you got was downright polite for Chris. He shook your hand and didn't say anything shitty to you (saying "that depends" is something I would say if a complete stranger came up to me and asked me by name if I was myself.) He left without saying anything to you, and he waited until he was outside to try to get your pic. He snapped a pic of you because he's paranoid and possibly because either someone has advised him to do so, or because its some weird "Chris logic" to prove his stories about trolls because certain people refuse to believe him.

I completely agree. I in no way shape or form wanted to troll or harm Chris. I saw him by chance, and just wanted to talk to the guy and be nice with him. I think he deserves some niceness in his life....even if the niceness comes from in his view, "A potential troll"

 

[CWCissey]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Strangely, I don't really see anything negative to this encounter. what you got was downright polite for Chris. He shook your hand and didn't say anything shitty to you (saying "that depends" is something I would say if a complete stranger came up to me and asked me by name if I was myself.) He left without saying anything to you, and he waited until he was outside to try to get your pic. He snapped a pic of you because he's paranoid and possibly because either someone has advised him to do so, or because its some weird "Chris logic" to prove his stories about trolls because certain people refuse to believe him.

I completely agree. I in no way shape or form wanted to troll or harm Chris. I saw him by chance, and just wanted to talk to the guy and be nice with him. I think he deserves some niceness in his life....even if the niceness comes from in his view, "A potential troll"

Even though I think Chris is a prat, that deserves a 'Mmm Yeah'

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I'm predicting in 10 years Chris is going to become something like an urban legend, someone you only briefly glimpse in blurry pictures that everyone thinks is photoshopped

Ever hear David Cross's bit about the answer-your-telephone homeless man? I think that's what Chris is going to be.