I Met Chris Chan Today

[pickleniggo]

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Nice man! If I had met Chris I'd invite him to spend the day with me and show him we're not bad people. Also prove to him that I am indeed married and have a kid.

I'm sure that day would involve muscle-bra sizings, trips to sheetz for q-sands, and harassing Michael Snyder/Walmart employees with the slight chance of attempted vehicular manslaughter.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

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Oh that's horrifying.

 

[PCA]

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This is awesome like a the recount of a sasquatch sighting.

That is exactly what it felt like. I walked into the McDonald's and first went back to the restroom. When I walked out began approaching the counter, I began looking at the different people in the restaurant and all of a sudden Bam...there he was just sitting there looking down at his notebook. I did a double take and was like OMG! is that really him?

 

[Globe]

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Hearing his reaction is almost kind of saddening. Back in the clownshirt days, that Gamestop employee approached Chris and had his ear talked off about Sonichu and was able to get a photo op and all that shit. Nowadays he just plays it cagey, tries to get out the door as quick as he can and snaps pictures of you when he thinks you aren't looking. Oh, how the mighty have fallen

 

[pickleniggo]

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..there he was just sitting there looking down at his notebook.

I can't be the only one wondering what the contents of the notebook are.

 

[Stuff and Things]

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Hearing his reaction is almost kind of saddening. Back in the clownshirt days, that Gamestop employee approached Chris and had his ear talked off about Sonichu and was able to get a photo op and all that shit. Nowadays he just plays it cagey, tries to get out the door as quick as he can and snaps pictures of you when he thinks you aren't looking. Oh, how the mighty have fallen

Yeah, now he's a paranoid, sociopath piece of scrap... but hey, remember "High school is socially awesome and cool!"...

 

[Golly]

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..there he was just sitting there looking down at his notebook.

I can't be the only one wondering what the contents of the notebook are.

This. Was there anything you could make out from the corner of your eye? Also, how is his hair? I can't tell from the back shot if his hair is thinning out like crazy on the top or if the light was just hitting a tuft of it in a certain way.

 

[HealthyMcWrap]

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I like the "Who wants to know?" line he said. Like he's engaged in some kind of cloak-and-dagger information exchange.

 

[exball]

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I'll bet that meeting a "troll resulted in

Nah, I'm sure when PCA waved at Chris after the photo is when he lost control of his

 

[SodomyRocket]

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I like how OPL bitches that people don't come up and talk to him, but when somebody dose he acts like a prick.
Then he whines about being loney

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I then noticed him pull out his PS Vita or something like that and took a picture of me while he was sitting in the front seat. since i saw him doing it, i waved at him and he got startled and quickly put it away and drove off.

Probably not how it went down but this was kinda sad to me. Like someone being even remotely friendly and doing something as simple as a wave was completely foreign to him. Kind of spoke a lot about his relationship with Barb. Then I remembered that he scares easily.

He was wearing the white shirt and I could clearly see the sports bra underneath. It appeared to be blue.

I wonder if he knows how white trashy that comes off as.

I like the "Who wants to know?" line he said. Like he's engaged in some kind of cloak-and-dagger information exchange.

I now want Chris as a playable character in Splinter Cell games.

 

[PCA]

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..there he was just sitting there looking down at his notebook.

I can't be the only one wondering what the contents of the notebook are.

This. Was there anything you could make out from the corner of your eye? Also, how is his hair? I can't tell from the back shot if his hair is thinning out like crazy on the top or if the light was just hitting a tuft of it in a certain way.

It look like he was actually writing something and not drawing (I thought maybe he was drawing Sonichu at first). He was also kind of mumbling to himself...at least it looked like his mouth was moving in speech. went I approached him, I really did not look down at what he was writing because I wanted to keep my attention on him to try and be sincere and actually get him to talk to me.

As for his hair, it looked like any of the other pics that were taking of him in the long hair stage. A bit scraggly but not too nasty. You can see it in the pic

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

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I like how OPL bitches that people don't come up and talk to him, but when somebody dose he acts like a prick.
Then he whines about being loney

That's because the OP was not a boy-friend free girl who could be made into a sweetheart from the ground up but rather a JERK who might also have been a Troll!

 

[NiggoFiggo]

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Well then, can't wait to see the resulting image of you on Chris' facebook.

That is what I am afraid of dude...

Well you did go up to him, so you should expect that.

 

[Varis]

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I thought he was banned from McDonald's?

IIRC, there are five restaurants in the area, and OPL has only been banned from two.

Good show, PCA. Keep an eye on that hand and tell us if you develop a rash.

 

[SodomyRocket]

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I like how OPL bitches that people don't come up and talk to him, but when somebody dose he acts like a prick.
Then he whines about being loney

That's because the OP was not a boy-friend free girl who could be made into a sweetheart from the ground up but rather a JERK who might also have been a Troll!

well he wants to hang out with Chris Rodes and he fits his criteria of a jerk pretty well even told him off.

 

[Bugaboo]

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You lucky ducky, you!
Chris finally got his wish, people came up and talked to him and he squanders it.
It seems Chris's lack of meaningful human contact is really fucking up his social skills even more than they already were.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

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I can't get over the fact it is confirmed that he acts this retarded in public. Taking pictures of people who just say hello to him, being scared when they wave to him?

 

[KatsuKitty]

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I thought he was banned from McDonald's?

IIRC, there are five restaurants in the area, and OPL has only been banned from two.

only two.

 

[Bugaboo]

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I can't get over the fact it is confirmed that he acts this retarded in public. Taking pictures of people who just say hello to him, being scared when they wave to him?

Clearly waving is a gesture of war.