I Met Chris Chan Today

[Pickle Man]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I'd like to see a 'Grizzly Man' style documentary, where one of our field agents spends some time in the wilderness of 14 Branchland Court, filming the manchild in his natural environment, observing his food gathering and mating rituals as well interactions with others in his family group. I'd definitely watch that.

Of course, I don't think there'd be a lot of volunteers.

Maybe because the star of Grizzly Man was eaten by the very bears he was filming.

Chris wouldn't eat a ween kid. Too healthy and natural

Chris won't but any wild that happen to be around would.

 

[Male]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Chris would barely look me in the eye.

So much in this world depends on Freaking, Stupid Eye-Contact.

 

[Hasharin]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Why? PCA himself isn't as important as the facebook update. Just an off-handed mention that someone recognized him from the forum would suffice.

Oh I don't know why not Nullster? There seems to be a decent precedent for people who are less important than a forum member compared to the update Chris provided as to his interactions with them on the cwcki. (Just one) Case in point;

[cwc]Hannah[/cwc]

Well, I don't think this stuff warrants its own article. Mentioning this in, let's say, McDonald's article, will do.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Well, I don't think this stuff warrants its own article. Mentioning this in, let's say, McDonald's article, will do.

Oh I totally agree right now, it doesn't. Plus, yes, a McDonalds article mention is easily warranted now as 'no shit is too minor.'

But if he goes on Facebook at some point to post his picture he took or posts his take on the meeting in another verified as being from him outlet, I'm just saying there's a pretty decent precedent already there for this lucky winner's cwcki entry.

 

[Donald Duck]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Kind of interesting to find out a bit more of what he's like in public.

Btw, I really hope you washed your hands thoroughly afterwards before you ate anything...

 

[Some JERK]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Well, I don't think this stuff warrants its own article. Mentioning this in, let's say, McDonald's article, will do.

Oh I totally agree right now, it doesn't. Plus, yes, a McDonalds article mention is easily warranted now as 'no shit is too minor.'

But if he goes on Facebook at some point to post his picture he took or posts his take on the meeting in another verified as being from him outlet, I'm just saying there's a pretty decent precedent already there for this lucky winner's cwcki entry.

Keep in mind that he's probably already posted that picture along with a tirade about trolls. We can't see his private posts.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Keep in mind that he's probably already posted that picture along with a tirade about trolls. We can't see his private posts.

I'm 50/50 on that particular fact being true at the moment. I think whoever said up-thread that he might have used it to compensate for his inability to remember faces and to make sure he wasn't being stalked around town later is pretty likely as being right as to his motives for snapping the image as well.

Both actions aren't mutually exclusive though, I freely admit.

 

[Holdek]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

[cwc]CWC only accepts IN-PERSON FEMALE Encounters[/cwc]

 

[Satoru182]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

The adventure of PCA really sheeds light on what a "normal" encounter with Chris would be like. Not the exagerated vision many of us make of it. Just some random tard sitting silently in the corner. Our view of Chris is warped because we get just the best(worst) of his clashes with society.

 

[DJAndyMD]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I agree on the fact that Chris wanting social interaction is so stupid. When he wants it, his nervousness and paranoia gets in his way, then when he is at home playing vidya and bandaging his mom's holey butt, he complains how he gets no social interaction. Either way, he will always loose.

Though PCA, you have guts to do what you did. I would have done the same, considering I am female, it may have gone differently.

 

[CWCissey]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I agree on the fact that Chris wanting social interaction is so stupid. When he wants it, his nervousness and paranoia gets in his way, then when he is at home playing vidya and bandaging his mom's holey butt, he complains how he gets no social interaction. Either way, he will always loose.

Though PCA, you have guts to do what you did. I would have done the same, considering I am female, it may have gone differently.

May? Dude you'd have been in for some Buffalo Bill shit!

 

[DJAndyMD]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I agree on the fact that Chris wanting social interaction is so stupid. When he wants it, his nervousness and paranoia gets in his way, then when he is at home playing vidya and bandaging his mom's holey butt, he complains how he gets no social interaction. Either way, he will always loose.

Though PCA, you have guts to do what you did. I would have done the same, considering I am female, it may have gone differently.

May? Dude you'd have been in for some Buffalo Bill shit!

Believe me, I have encountered way crazier shit here in Maryland. We have our own version of Chris "Tomgirl" in the area. Though he is nicer and admits he is gay.

 

[Holdek]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Oh honey, no one wants to see that.

But.. but... its for science!

I imagine that the mating ritual would look something like this - without the water maze.

Spoiler

[youtube]iUJFFUdKZdU[/youtube]

God that music gives me the creeps every time I hear it.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

yes yes yes....but what did he smell like?


if you wanted to be a dick you coulda bought him a cheeseburger, with extra pickles.

But i think its good you just said hello and weren't rude to the guy. it's important that he realizes that all men out there aren't out to get him or anything, hell some might even be pleasant to talk to.


but then again even if all men were great to him, hed still hate them for driving up the infinitely high boyfriend factor.

 

[Holdek]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I'd like to see a 'Grizzly Man' style documentary, where one of our field agents spends some time in the wilderness of 14 Branchland Court, filming the manchild in his natural environment, observing his food gathering and mating rituals as well interactions with others in his family group. I'd definitely watch that.

Of course, I don't think there'd be a lot of volunteers.

Chris and Barb would eat the field agent in his tent because they're starving and have been banned from every business in the county.

They are one step from feral as it is.

 

[CalmMyTits]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I've been thinking about this story since I heard about it couple of days ago. Honestly, we can't expect much from Chris at this point, but for him to be like this in a basic social interaction makes me wonder what he is like to the employees of McD's and anyone else who he is purchasing food/services from. Also makes me wonder what he was like with that prostitute.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I've been thinking about this story since I heard about it couple of days ago. Honestly, we can't expect much from Chris at this point, but for him to be like this in a basic social interaction makes me wonder what he is like to the employees of McD's and anyone else who he is purchasing food/services from. Also makes me wonder what he was like with that prostitute.

It may be cliche, but I'm seriously picturing him saying "You might not have had es much essposure to sex as I have..."

 

[TrippinKahlua]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

When ordering his food, he probably acts very twitchy and can't keep his eyes set on a certain spot. I have that problem sometimes due to nervousness and fear of society, something Chris seems to greatly fear as well (it's really easy for me to ignore that fear though, which he obviously does't)

He probably gets really impatient when the McDonalds lackeys don't get his food quickly enough or the guy at the register doesn't get the change quickly, since all he wants is to shove his face with the fast food.

He probably started to freak out when PCA took the booth behind him. Chris is so goddamn paranoid of the world he probably knew PCA photographed him which cause him to counter and do the same thing.

 

[Henry Bemis]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I've been thinking about this story since I heard about it couple of days ago. Honestly, we can't expect much from Chris at this point, but for him to be like this in a basic social interaction makes me wonder what he is like to the employees of McD's and anyone else who he is purchasing food/services from.

McDonald's is easy; all he needs to say is a number.

 

[trip2themoon]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Did he disinfect his hand after touching yours like he did after shaking hands post Pokemon battle at the Game Place?