I Met Chris Chan Today

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I've been thinking about this story since I heard about it couple of days ago. Honestly, we can't expect much from Chris at this point, but for him to be like this in a basic social interaction makes me wonder what he is like to the employees of McD's and anyone else who he is purchasing food/services from.

McDonald's is easy; all he needs to say is a number.

Yes, but apparently even that's still too complex for Chris, considering the number of places from which he's been banned.

 

[trip2themoon]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I've been thinking about this story since I heard about it couple of days ago. Honestly, we can't expect much from Chris at this point, but for him to be like this in a basic social interaction makes me wonder what he is like to the employees of McD's and anyone else who he is purchasing food/services from.

McDonald's is easy; all he needs to say is a number.

Yes, but apparently even that's still too complex for Chris, considering the number of places from which he's been banned.

I wonder if he just points at what he wants or do they know him well enough to sort him out with his usual on each visit?

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I wonder if he just points at what he wants or do they know him well enough to sort him out with his usual on each visit?

They probably know him well enough to ring up a McWrap as soon as they see him. Anything to get him out of the store as quickly as possible.

 

[trip2themoon]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I wonder if he just points at what he wants or do they know him well enough to sort him out with his usual on each visit?

They probably know him well enough to ring up a McWrap as soon as they see him. Anything to get him out of the store as quickly as possible.

Do they do an unlimited refills thing like Subway do when you sit in? I could imagine him imposing himself on them for hours at a time if there's a free drink or 2 in it.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I wonder if he just points at what he wants or do they know him well enough to sort him out with his usual on each visit?

They probably know him well enough to ring up a McWrap as soon as they see him. Anything to get him out of the store as quickly as possible.

Do they do an unlimited refills thing like Subway do when you sit in? I could imagine him imposing himself on them for hours at a time if there's a free drink or 2 in it.

I know that he used to do that at the McDonald's inside the Wal-Mart in Charlottseville, and also at Target. A lot of McDonald's now have time limits for patrons to prevent abuse of the refill policy, and Chris is probably too paranoid of trolls nowadays to loiter for too long at any one booth.

As far as I know, though, McDonald's still does free refill for fountain drinks (soda and iced tea), but the McCafe items are pay-per-serving. Which is bad news for Chris, considering he's a fan of those froo-froo teas and smoothies.

 

[trip2themoon]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I know that he used to do that at the McDonald's inside the Wal-Mart in Charlottseville, and also at Target. A lot of McDonald's now have time limits for patrons to prevent abuse of the refill policy, and Chris is probably too paranoid of trolls nowadays to loiter for too long at any one booth.

As far as I know, though, McDonald's still does free refill for fountain drinks (soda and iced tea), but the McCafe items are pay-per-serving. Which is bad news for Chris, considering he's a fan of those froo-froo teas and smoothies.

I hope they have a sign up stating the time limit because the Chandlers always have to have things spelled out for them rather than sticking to general manners and etiquette.

 

[Mama Luigi]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I know that he used to do that at the McDonald's inside the Wal-Mart in Charlottseville, and also at Target. A lot of McDonald's now have time limits for patrons to prevent abuse of the refill policy, and Chris is probably too paranoid of trolls nowadays to loiter for too long at any one booth.

As far as I know, though, McDonald's still does free refill for fountain drinks (soda and iced tea), but the McCafe items are pay-per-serving. Which is bad news for Chris, considering he's a fan of those froo-froo teas and smoothies.

I hope they have a sign up stating the time limit because the Chandlers always have to have things spelled out for them rather than sticking to general manners and etiquette.

They usually don't, but after about another month of Chris, I'm sure they'll change that.

 

[CWCissey]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

They usually don't, but after about another month of Chris, I'm sure they'll change that.

Eyes on Facebook people!

 

[Fibonacci]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I wonder if he just points at what he wants or do they know him well enough to sort him out with his usual on each visit?

They probably know him well enough to ring up a McWrap as soon as they see him. Anything to get him out of the store as quickly as possible.

McDonald's Employee: What can I get you?

Chris: Y'all should know me by now, but in case you don't, my name is Christopher Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler. I created the electric-hedgehog pokemon, Sonichu and Rosechu, and their hometown, CWCville. I was also noted twice later in the periodicals Nintendo Power magazine and PVCC's The Forum as the original creator of Sonichu and all. I would like to be paper-published with a comic book company like Archie, Marvel, DC or Dark Horse comics, complete with Official Sonichu and Rosechu Merchandise I can personally sign-off on to follow for my worldwide fandase so I can put those dang, dirty trolls to rest and at bay. Megan Schroeder and Michael Snyder are the thieving, lying Jews who have and continue to ruin my entire life, slandering my once good name. And that bitch Megan refused to give me the sweet china she owed me (I bought things for her with my credit card). Got dang Asexual woman. Since August 2003, I have devoted my life to finding my God-promised sweetheart who will one day give me a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler. I maintain my healthy physique to appeal to the best interest of any potential sweethearts, and so my comeuppance always tastes good for them, and for that reason I would like a Premium Grilled Chicken and Bacon McWrap, apple slices and a large Sweet Tea.

 

[A-№1]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Do they do an unlimited refills thing like Subway do when you sit in? I could imagine him imposing himself on them for hours at a time if there's a free drink or 2 in it.

I think the free WiFi is probably the larger draw for him.

 

[Coldgrip]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I know that he used to do that at the McDonald's inside the Wal-Mart in Charlottseville, and also at Target. A lot of McDonald's now have time limits for patrons to prevent abuse of the refill policy, and Chris is probably too paranoid of trolls nowadays to loiter for too long at any one booth.

As far as I know, though, McDonald's still does free refill for fountain drinks (soda and iced tea), but the McCafe items are pay-per-serving. Which is bad news for Chris, considering he's a fan of those froo-froo teas and smoothies.

I hope they have a sign up stating the time limit because the Chandlers always have to have things spelled out for them rather than sticking to general manners and etiquette.

Since when have the Chandlers ever believed that they have to follow the rules?

McDonald's Employee: What can I get you?

Chris: Y'all should know me by now, but in case you don't, my name is Christopher Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler. I created the electric-hedgehog pokemon, Sonichu and Rosechu, and their hometown, CWCville. I was also noted twice later in the periodicals Nintendo Power magazine and PVCC's The Forum as the original creator of Sonichu and all. I would like to be paper-published with a comic book company like Archie, Marvel, DC or Dark Horse comics, complete with Official Sonichu and Rosechu Merchandise I can personally sign-off on to follow for my worldwide fandase so I can put those dang, dirty trolls to rest and at bay. Megan Schroeder and Michael Snyder are the thieving, lying Jews who have and continue to ruin my entire life, slandering my once good name. And that bitch Megan refused to give me the sweet china she owed me (I bought things for her with my credit card). Got dang Asexual woman. Since August 2003, I have devoted my life to finding my God-promised sweetheart who will one day give me a daughter named Crystal Weston Chandler. I maintain my healthy physique to appeal to the best interest of any potential sweethearts, and so my comeuppance always tastes good for them, and for that reason I would like a Premium Grilled Chicken and Bacon McWrap, apple slices and a large Sweet Tea.

Considering how badly he's degraded over the years, I don't think Chris is this articulate any more.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I hope they have a sign up stating the time limit because the Chandlers always have to have things spelled out for them rather than sticking to general manners and etiquette.

Since when have the Chandlers ever believed that they have to follow the rules?

White Trash Logic at its finest: "If a rule isn't written down, it's not binding... and if it IS written down, I don't gotta follow it anyways!!!"

 

[trip2themoon]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I know that he used to do that at the McDonald's inside the Wal-Mart in Charlottseville, and also at Target. A lot of McDonald's now have time limits for patrons to prevent abuse of the refill policy, and Chris is probably too paranoid of trolls nowadays to loiter for too long at any one booth.

As far as I know, though, McDonald's still does free refill for fountain drinks (soda and iced tea), but the McCafe items are pay-per-serving. Which is bad news for Chris, considering he's a fan of those froo-froo teas and smoothies.

I hope they have a sign up stating the time limit because the Chandlers always have to have things spelled out for them rather than sticking to general manners and etiquette.

They usually don't, but after about another month of Chris, I'm sure they'll change that.

After the Q-Sand carry on it's pretty sad that they'd have to put up signs to stop scumbags like the Chandlers taking liberties like bringing in outside food or kicking the arse of of the free wifi usage.

There was no sign up saying no outside food.

That's the sort of crap that makes customer service such a horrible job to work in. I work in customer service and people don't seem to get that we really do want to help but all we ask is to be treated with respect.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I hope they have a sign up stating the time limit because the Chandlers always have to have things spelled out for them rather than sticking to general manners and etiquette.

Since when have the Chandlers ever believed that they have to follow the rules?

White Trash Logic at its finest: "If a rule isn't written down, it's not binding... and if it IS written down, I don't gotta follow it anyways!!!"

It always amazes me how many white-trash people seem to really follow this logic. I grew up in backwoods little hick town int he panhandle of Florida and I saw this all the fucking time at the fast food place I worked at in high school. People coming in and demanding free food because they didn't like "the way the person at the drive-thru looked at hem." And I'm not talking about demanding like a fry, I'm talking about an entire value meal.

We used to have a regular--a giant landwhale of a woman who would always come in wearing a denim skirt that was large enough to double as a pup-tent and white KED sneakers. Without fail, she would always order a extra value meal, get it large size, fill up her giant sippy cup with Diet Coke, gobble down all of her fries, eat all of one bite of her burger, and then come up to the register and demand a replacement because she "wasn't satisfied." We'd throw away that tiny scrap of meat and bread and watch her inhale her seconds before waddling out the door.

To make it even more infuriating, her husband was a pastor.

 

[InaudibleSlink]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

So basically if you work at McDonalds in the area and don't want Chris to loiter just learn his name.That alone will make him waddle out.All you have to tolerate then is his dead fish stare and picture taking.

 

[CWCissey]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

So basically if you work at McDonalds in the area and don't want Chris to loiter just learn his name.That alone will make him waddle out.All you have to tolerate then is his dead fish stare and picture taking.

Possibly weens too though.

 

[InaudibleSlink]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

So basically if you work at McDonalds in the area and don't want Chris to loiter just learn his name.That alone will make him waddle out.All you have to tolerate then is his dead fish stare and picture taking.

Possibly weens too though.

That would work aswell but Chris is a bit like an animal in the sense he's easy to startle and if scared could .Meaning the poor souls behind the counter have to get a mop and play cleaning Chris's turds.Also we all know he prefers flight to fight and I still wouldn't want to see Chris try and get physical with people I think it would be less funny and just more sad.Imagine if he lived in a world where his thumb-in-fist punches and shin high kicks were useless?

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I know it's cheesy, but if I was there I would have told him to have hope and that just like everyone else, even he has some good still left in him. All he needs to do is try and change. I'd even tell him I'd be willing to help him write/edit his autobiography or something like that. He could make LOADS of money selling his story.

Not to mention if I edited I'd make quite a bit of cash too...

 

[Stuff and Things]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

I know it's cheesy, but if I was there I would have told him to have hope and that just like everyone else, even he has some good still left in him. All he needs to do is try and change. I'd even tell him I'd be willing to help him write/edit his autobiography or something like that. He could make LOADS of money selling his story.

Dude, he will never change, and why would he have to? he's perfect after all, it's the fault of the twolls, mary lee walsh, megan and snyder that ruins his life for all the trolling and cyber-bullying that he suffered for the past more than over 8 years!!!! chris is the victim here, he's a nice and kind soul that is stuck in this world full of ]P

Yeah.....

 

[PvtRichardCranium]

Re: I Met Our Pet Lolcow Today

Dude, he will never change, and why would he have to? he's perfect after all, it's the fault of the twolls, mary lee walsh, megan and snyder that ruins his life for all the trolling and cyber-bullying that he suffered for the past more than over 8 years!!!! chris is the victim here, he's a nice and kind soul that is stuck in this world full of ]P

Yeah.....

I'm not saying he has absolutely no fault in this, it's just that as a Christian I have this strong urge to forgive everyone and try to be charitable. I just wish I didn't choose the worst kinds of people to try and help.

I didn't join this forum to try and troll Chris. I joined this forum to see if we could find some humanity left in him.