I need some Dating Typs. - Let's see if you can help me.

[OutInTheRain]

As soon as you meet a woman, immediately dazzle her with whatever your autistic interest is. I recommend giving her a lengthy dissertation on whatever trains you like and or Star Wars. If she seems disinterested, that is just her playing hard to get and she really wants you to go into more depth on the differences between engines and or your thoughts on current Star Wars. Ensure you assert dominance as well with extreme racist outbursts, the louder and more public the better.

 

[ChompChomp]

Get a white muscle bra and write "WANT WOMAN!" on it in sharpie. Then wear it while you hang out at your local public music fest on Friday. You'll be drowning in boyfriend-free girls.

Which side of the bra should we write this on?

Also, should it be worn under or over a shirt?

If over, can we wear it like a backpack and store some extra snax in each cup for later? (Picking up hot babes isn't easy, so we'll need to refuel.)

Go to the gym and ask fit girls for tips.

Don't do this unless you have a "floater" gym membership, which is a second one for gyms you don't consider your primary gym.

Why do i say not to do this? Because you don't shit where you eat.