I propose a dedicated thread for Boomers and their never ending retardation in Community Watch, We can call it "The Nursing Home". - Seriously though how does this not already exist?

The place that's full of insufferable teenaged retards who throw autistic shit fits if you don't add a bunch of pointless bullshit to your posts to appease their OCD? Pass.

This just needs to be an official site thread simply because we all know it's true and there's a never ended stream of facepalm inducing content for it because boomers are dumb as hell and have absolutely no self awareness. It's perfect and i'm amazed it hasn't been done yet.
There are hundreds of threads on this site that passed the PG shit-test. Instead of whining about your garbage personal army request getting slamdunked into the trash compactor, read those successful threads, take notes, and learn.

Otherwise, stop sperging about your gay ass participation medal and log off forever nigga.
 
The Cringe Connoisseur, AKA the Bartleby wannabe is indeed the most obnoxious, braindead, entitled, narcissistic, delusional, ableist, whiny, bratty, bigoted, subhuman, degenerate, self absorbed and utterly worthless beta cuck on the planet. So how does he not have his own dedicated subforum?

He;

Blames "13 year old Cawadoody script kiddies" for the all the hurt feelings he had by them trolling him with myg0t and Encyclopedia Dramatica tactics.

Calls Furries/Pseudo-Injuns "epic" for ratioing "Nazis" just like the other Twitter NPCs would do.

Acts all surprised and cries victim when he gets mocked about his behavior for being a jackass right in front of Kiwi Farms.

Absolutely refuses to be held accountable for his actions and their resulting consequences while calling those dang dirty Millennials and Zoomers "faggots".

Is so stupid and narcissistic that he blames "weens" for them laughing at his idiocy instead of siding with him on his personal army requests.

Acts like we're living in a Mad-Max dystopia any time some pink triangle wearer gets banned when his kind undeniably spawned more lolcows than any other digital ethnic group in documented Internet history.

Drives like a spoiled rich kid on the road and acts like the people he rams into are the stupid ween-defending assholes.

Call Zoomers "posers" whenever they're breaking out of the stereotypes of broccoli headed Tik Tok freaks speaking Ebonics.

Whines about being "disrespected", while refusing to treat other Kiwi Farmers and the Māori with even the smallest amount of respect.

Demands that the Internet remains 30 years in the past because he sucks at playing Flash games.

You don't get much more out of touch with reality and lolcowish than The Cringe Connoisseur. He needs and deserves a dedicated subforum about his extremely lame antics.
 
You don't get much more out of touch with reality and lolcowish than your garden variety boomer. They need and deserve a dedicated thread.
The way you make it out to be makes boomers to be the greatest trolls in human history. In this case, I congratulate the boomers for making you and many others seethe so hard.
 
The place that's full of insufferable teenaged retards who throw autistic shit fits if you don't add a bunch of pointless bullshit to your posts to appease their OCD? Pass.
2024 users are truly a plague.

We have a process for thread creation and submission. Either follow it or fuck off. If you don't have the balls to post a proper thread in PG on a given topic it probably isn't worth anyone's time anyway.
 
You got told to fuck off for making what is basically a personal army request. Nobody is going to make a thread for you.
All I did was make a post about a new horrorcow who hilariously thinks he's "master race" material when he's just a short fat retard who looks like a mix of chris chan and cyraxx and amusingly shares traits with both of them and I included all of the information needed to look into him and his past including his entire dox to find what i'm sure is all sorts of insane, comedic and weird shit that would more than likely make for a good horror cow thread and then some insufferable retarded children threw a tantrum because I didn't also pointlessly add crap like multiple redundant pictures of the same guy or brightly colored text or backup things that are never going to be deleted because a short retarded loser doesn't have the authority or intelligence to get news stations and the government to take down their fair use publicly available posts about him. How is that a "personal army request" you complete and total retard? Seriously though do people like you eat paint chips just to do it? Because it sure as hell seems like it.

Everything you needed to do a deep dive on a potential new content gold mine was handed to you on a silver platter and you threw a tantrum like a bunch of autistic toddlers because I didn't do everything for you and asked for some help on a thread meant for thread collaboration because working back to back 10 hour shifts made me tired and this damned website was barely functioning when I made my post to begin with. Insufferable faggots like you are what killed the cringe community. Sorry manchild but unlike you I actually have a life and a career and don't have all day to make an autistically long winded and obsessive post breaking down some white trash asshole's entire life to make your worry free life of crashing at your parent's houses until they die even easier. You spoiled illiterate retards need to get over yourselves and go touch grass for what I assume would be the first time in years, your laziness entitlement and stupidity isn't my nor anyone else's problem. Get fucked.
 
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The place that's full of insufferable teenaged retards who throw autistic shit fits if you don't add a bunch of pointless bullshit to your posts to appease their OCD? Pass.

Criteria For Automatic Failure exist so that threads like this don't clog up the farms en masse.

Pink join date every time. Please lurk more. :roll:
 
All I did was make a post about a new horrorcow who hilariously thinks he's "master race" material when he's just a short fat retard who looks like a mix of chris chan and cyraxx and amusingly shares traits with both of them and I included all of the information needed to look into him and his past including his entire dox to find what i'm sure is all sorts of insane, comedic and weird shit that would more than likely make for a good horror cow thread and then some insufferable retarded children threw a tantrum because I didn't also pointlessly add crap like multiple redundant pictures of the same guy or brightly colored text or backup things that are never going to be deleted because a short retarded loser doesn't have the authority or intelligence to get news stations and the government to take down their fair use publicly available posts about him. How is that a "personal army request" you complete and total retard? Seriously though do people like you eat paint chips just to do it? Because it sure as hell seems like it.

Everything you needed to do a deep dive on a potential new content gold mine was handed to you on a silver platter and you threw a tantrum like a bunch of autistic toddlers because I didn't do everything for you and asked for some help on a thread meant for thread collaboration because working back to back 10 hour shifts made me tired and this damned website was barely functioning when I made my post to begin with. Insufferable faggots like you are what killed the cringe community. Sorry manchild but unlike you I actually have a life and a career and don't have all day to make an autistically long winded and obsessive post breaking down some white trash asshole's entire life to make your worry free life of crashing at your parent's houses until they die even easier. You spoiled illiterate retards need to get over yourselves and go touch grass for what I assume would be the first time in years, your laziness entitlement and stupidity isn't my nor anyone else's problem. Get fucked.
It comes off as a personal army request because you simply share a bunch of links and expect other people to either do the work for you or go after this person. The tone which you wrote the thing makes it seem like you wanted us to go after him and report him. You call us all "lazy" for not wanting to use external links as sources, but by the same token, we can call your OP "lazy" for not including the information in it. A good OP should have comprehensive information on the subject all in one place and not rely on external sources, especially ones you're not even going to archive, and to your claim that these sources can't get taken down ever, there is also no guarantee they will stay up indefinitely.

You know, a lot of us who have written OPs, which have moved out of PG, also have jobs and lives outside the Farms, do we just manage our time better? What are we missing? Instead of throwing a tantrum in another thread, you could've tried to edit and fix your OP based on suggestions provided.
 
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Sorry manchild but unlike you I actually have a life and a career and don't have all day to make an autistically long winded and obsessive post
You've written multiple autistically long winded and obsessive posts to explain you don't have time to make autistically long winded and obsessive posts, furfags aren't capable of self awareness.
 
All I did was make a post about a new horrorcow who hilariously thinks he's "master race" material when he's just a short fat retard who looks like a mix of chris chan and cyraxx and amusingly shares traits with both of them and I included all of the information needed to look into him and his past including his entire dox to find what i'm sure is all sorts of insane, comedic and weird shit that would more than likely make for a good horror cow thread and then some insufferable retarded children threw a tantrum because I didn't also pointlessly add crap like multiple redundant pictures of the same guy or brightly colored text or backup things that are never going to be deleted because a short retarded loser doesn't have the authority or intelligence to get news stations and the government to take down their fair use publicly available posts about him. How is that a "personal army request" you complete and total retard? Seriously though do people like you eat paint chips just to do it? Because it sure as hell seems like it.
I don't get it. Get a job.
 
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