I shower every 2 and 4 days, alternating

[Y2K Baby]

does water touch your body any other day of the week
like do you dunk yourself in the sink or something

I work at a waterpark.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

I work at a waterpark.

That water is mostly urine.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Taking a warm shower is one of the most pleasurable aspects of life.

Cold Showers are better for your skin though.

 

[La Luz Extinguido]

Cold Showers are better for your skin though.

Life Hack: They are also great to keep your erection going 24/7

 

[Coolio55]

Legit never do this. I did this once when I was a dumb teen and had the worst balls itch for like 5 years outta my life and I had to rub various anti fungal creams all over my crotch for those years.

 

[TokiBun]

I do that too. My hair is long and thick so I only wash it every 4 days.

 

[Y2K Baby]

That water is mostly urine.

So is tap water.

 

[Pukebucket]

Mixed feelings on this. On the one hand water park water is disgusting and full of piss and turds, but on the other hand it's also full of enough chlorine and bleach to kill nearly every strain of e.coli in existence wheras tap water is held to different standards, because it theoretically needs to be at least somewhat drinkable by human beings on a regular basis (depending on where you live).

The real question is how often you jerk off, because if you're dunking your spunky hands in the wading pool for a quick rinse between shifts you're going to have a fucking problem. Chlorine might kill sperm but desert jellies don't just form in prison and platoon showers.

 

[Deadpool]

I only shower every 2 and 4 months alternating. Get on my level.

 

[No Exit]

You can’t understand the importance of a buffer between your zipper and your dick until one gets caught on the other.

There's nothing like a denim circumcision to take the commando out of you.

 

[Alpacawitz]

Does your Mommy help you bathe? Why not switch to using wet wipes?

 

[Crystal Golem]

What are (if any) the reasons you will break the schedule and bathe early? Sometimes I get all itchy if I don't bathe for a few days do you find this is an issue?

 

[Y2K Baby]

What are (if any) the reasons you will break the schedule and bathe early? Sometimes I get all itchy if I don't bathe for a few days do you find this is an issue?

No, because I move to quickly for any sensation on the skin to linger.

 

[Rat Speaker]

When did you start making weak bait threads babby?

 

[Y2K Baby]

When did you start making weak bait threads babby?

It's not bait if somebody believes it.

 

[Rat Speaker]

It's not bait if somebody believes it.

 

[Draza]

Texans like getting dirty.

 

[Y2K Baby]

Texans like getting dirty.

You would know.

 

[Pepper Jack]

Dude you need to wash your ass crack and balls daily unless you live in some godforsaken country where you shit in the streets.

 

[Y2K Baby]

you need to wash your ass crack and balls daily u

Lol, soyboy