I shower every 2 and 4 days, alternating

[Zeta Reticuli]

You need to bathe.

 

[Consider Lizärds]

I'm sure your carer could bathe you everyday, if you asked.

 

[Y2K Baby]

You need to bathe.

You too.

 

[Zeta Reticuli]

You too.

I bathe daily because I have self respect. You probably have dried shit flakes in your crack.

 

[Y2K Baby]

I bathe daily because I have self respect

Killing off the good bacteria, brother.

dried shit flakes

I no do that.

 

[Wraith]

2... then 4... someone's been stalking me. That's when I go to the bathroom.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Killing off the good bacteria, brother.

That bacteria is mostly urine.

 

[Y2K Baby]

That bacteria is mostly urine.

Maybe if you're Asian.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Maybe if you're Asian.

That comeback is mostly urine.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

You can’t understand the importance of a buffer between your zipper and your dick until one gets caught on the other.

They don't wear pants, so no buffer needed.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

They don't wear pants, so no buffer needed.

If your dick is big enough, it’ll eventually get caught on something. Trust me on that one.

 

[Y2K Baby]

That comeback is mostly urine.

Just rude posting in general tbh.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Just rude posting in general tbh.

Sorry

 

[Y2K Baby]

Sorry

It's OK.

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

It's OK.

Bros4lyfe

*knucks*

 

[DatBepisTho]

You stink if you do this shit during the summer, fam.

 

[Buster O'Keefe]

Do you do this to lessen your carbon footprint and environmental impact of water treatment? Are you really Greta Thunberg?

 

[heyilikeyourmom]

Do you do this to lessen your carbon footprint

I don’t know why all these weirdos are walking around on raw carbon in the first place.

 

[Pissmaster]

If you take a fierce shit and the water splashes back and goes up your butthole then that's basically half a shower right there

 

[drain]

i've never seen a thread with so many gays and hygiene-confused people