Ian Foote / IanFooteBased - Canada's Shirtless Horror Cow Severe case of yellow fever

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> She actually knows me. She actually likes me. There are men throwing thousands of dollars at her every time she posts a picture of herself holding a bass guitar, but, she likes ME.
Yeah Ian this Japanese popstar is just dying to sleep with some crusty woman abusing meth addict living in a glorified prison cell full of stolen furniture screaming at his daughter whom he starved and abandoned.

How long until she declines his advances somehow and he threatens to shoot up a school or something? I give it a few months
 
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..... so I'm watching SaturatedContents documentary on this guy and this is just an average guy from the Niagara Falls / Hamilton area in Ontario. I realize he made his infamy in Nova Scotia and now lives in Toronto but as soon as I started watching I was like I literally know 97 versions of this guy and then Saturated pointed out a video where Ian claims to have been top of his class at "Brantford College". There is no Brantford College but anyone from Brantford would most likely choose Mohawk College in Hamilton because of its close proximity. Even his delusional bragging is basically just a guy at a bar from the armpit of Ontario fueled by whatever drugs people hand on hand that day.

This is a certain brand of Canadian but I'm fucking dead at that brand being horrorcow material.
 
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We need our new cow to stream IMMEDIATELY. I don't like his short videos of him babbling. I need him to stream so we can see the uncut version of our favorite schizo.
 
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GetRichOrCryTryin' said:
We need our new cow to stream IMMEDIATELY. I don't like his short videos of him babbling. I need him to stream so we can see the uncut version of our favorite schizo.
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He is legitimately too fucked to figure out how to do it.
For someone who supposedly has such extensive computer knowledge he commits the ultimate boomer sin of pointing his phone camera at the computer monitor to show us shit.
 
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..... so I'm watching SaturatedContents documentary on this guy and this is just an average guy from the Niagara Falls / Hamilton area in Ontario. I realize he made his infamy in Nova Scotia and now lives in Toronto but as soon as I started watching I was like I literally know 97 versions of this guy and then Saturated pointed out a video where Ian claims to have been top of his class at "Brantford College". There is no Brantford College but anyone from Brantford would most likely choose Mohawk College in Hamilton because of its close proximity. Even his delusional bragging is basically just a guy at a bar from the armpit of Ontario fueled by whatever drugs people hand on hand that day.

This is a certain brand of Canadian but I'm fucking dead at that brand being horrorcow material.
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thanks for condensing all that bullshit for me i couldn't stand to sit through the first minute did he mention the toronto sun article at all or the sexual assault stuff that was dug up earlier?
 
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thanks for condensing all that bullshit for me i couldn't stand to sit through the first minute did he mention the toronto sun article at all or the sexual assault stuff that was dug up earlier?
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I actually only watched one hour.. which is approximately when he mentioned Brantford. That's a nuance that you'd probably need to have lived in Ontario for some time to understand and Saturated seems to have taken it as though it was a college name and not a city but after one hour of listening to Ian ramble, to me, one could read between the lines and figure he spent probably much more of his time in Ontario than Nova Scotia.

However to answer your questions: he formatted the video as an iceberg and he goes over individual things that I guess is "making a horrorcow" (per the title). I'm pretty sure he does go over the assaults but he purposefully glossed over anything to do with Ians opinion on LGBTQ.

I stopped watching because Brantford confirmed to me my gut feeling about the guy - I'm sure there's no way to really prove anything this guy says since record's are so sealed in Canada. However I know if you went on the Brantford / Niagara / St Kitts / Fort Erie / Hamilton Facebook groups, you will find dozens upon dozens of Ian Footes with their own podcasts and 50 subscriber YouTube channels. Since that's a really niche localized thing though, I just really appreciate it's been captured in its full glory and although i personally could never watch this, God speed to those following a unique brand of Canadian white trash schizoid.
 
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thanks for condensing all that bullshit for me i couldn't stand to sit through the first minute
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Sadly, a lot of lolcow commentary channels love to make long ass videos with little to no editing. Stretching the duration of the video to an hour long when it could have been easily trimmed down to 20-30 minutes.
 
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Ian claims in the video description of "My fight song" that he was provincial champion in Ontario in 1989 and 1990 and then in Nova Scotia in 1991 and 1992. I found past results for wrestling on the Ontario school sports association website. His name isn't there. The Nova Scotia association has information for team wresting only, and identifies them only by school name.

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Smarter than 99.957% of the gen pop?!?!? dude... this guy must be a freaking genius... :O
 
Ian currently resides in 100 lower ossington avenue toronto. Apartment nr unkown
I tried reaching out to the propery owner, but got hit with an automated message because the owner is gone

The doxx posted here before are old, he's changed most of his shit. He's a faggot, but not retarded
 

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Ian currently resides in 100 lower ossington avenue toronto. Apartment nr unkown
I tried reaching out to the propery owner, but got hit with an automated message because the owner is gone

The doxx posted here before are old, he's changed most of his shit. He's a faggot, but not retarded
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Not a bad looking place considering he pays rent with government assistance
 
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Not a bad looking place considering he pays rent with government assistance
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I call bullshit on the size he mentions it to be though. It can't be that large it he has a kitchen inside the bedroom as it seems from the videos.

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Damn, he really thinks he is going to have a relationship with this girl "F Chopper Koga" who is a bass player in a band from Japan. Good for her there is a pacific ocean between her and Ian so he can't stalk her in person.


It seems like the mother of Ian's daughter really is a researcher, and it appears maybe she lives in the UK now.

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I call bullshit on the size he mentions it to be though. It can't be that large it he has a kitchen inside the bedroom as it seems from the videos.


Damn, he really thinks he is going to have a relationship with this girl "F Chopper Koga" who is a bass player in a band from Japan. Good for her there is a pacific ocean between her and Ian so he can't stalk her in person.


It seems like the mother of Ian's daughter really is a researcher, and it appears maybe she lives in the UK now.

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The location has studio apartments. I looked into the floor plans of the building and some do matchup to the general layout he's explained
 
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Canada is a pretty good to live on disability checks then

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Looking at his portfolio, he's done some pretty big stuff. I know he's said he's broke in the comments, but I'd imagine he has more than enough to retire.
Since his shit is on the internet, it can't be taken at face value, but if his work experience is to be believed, he has gathered up a mighty sum.

Also if you look on the site where the apartments are listed, some are real nice, but others are shitholes.
It ranges from expensive suites to dirtbag studio apartments
 
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