Ice Poseidon's Hunger Games - IP2 Answer to Fishtank

[GaryGray]

Mini gun down. Letty trying to negotiate with Koreans who do not speak English. Multi people have quit due to heat exhaustion. Ice can't even convince the whore to go do their hunting jobs. What a cluster fuck.

Edit:
Letty is now a Korean prisoner.

Or maybe she is the most dangerous game.

They are trying to tell her to take off her vest

They just want to kill her without wasting ammo but since the vest sucks as registering hits they wanted her to take it off so they could hit it harder.

 

[sex haver]

Just mentioned on Ice's stream that 16 people have already voluntarily quit due to the heat. The moment they found a solo survivor and went to shoot at them, they immediately gave up and said they quit. Ice asked why, and he said heat. lol.

 

[Cave Fisher]

Yeah, turns out Texas is a fucking TERRIBLE place to attempt something like this when it's still the summertime, taking a walk to the fucking corner store will have you on your ass, sweating if you're not careful. So trekking around the wilderness in toy vests covering your torso for multiple days straight will worsen that twentyfold for a bunch of kick streamers with little experience in the real world.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Letty of Fish Tank fame encountered the Korean Team, and the broken engrish situation was hilarious.

"Letty: How many times are you gonna hit me" - "Korean: Huh, its my mind, shut up"

She tries to negotiate, " Is there something I can do?" - " I want, uh, finish you, vest"

I don't want, look at u face, very very sad, don't want to kill you, but this is survivor

I'm sorry *bonk bonk bonk*

After a stupid amount of bonks, he decides its better to just get her to take the vest off = elimination

The POV from Letty is hilarious.

After they made Letty take her vest off, Jon https://kick.com/jontent117 rushed to the scene trying to save Letty,

Afterwards both Letty and Jon fled into the bushes. Unknown if Letty is counted as eliminated since the vests' are faulty.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Breadbassket]

Considering the Texas weather, individual stress and Ice Poseidon's lacking organizational skills, it wouldn't be a shock if someone suffers from heat exhaustion in this fiasco.

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Considering the Texas weather, individual stress and Ice Poseidon's lacking organizational skills, it wouldn't be a shock that someone suffers from heat exhaustion in this fiasco.

Already happened (If I understand correctly)

An hour or so after fighting in the Gulag during the Texas heat, 95.00 °F / 35°C
They called an ambulance for DBR due to dehydration
https://x.com/FishtankChud/status/1824498954559738099

 

[Marche]

Considering the Texas weather, individual stress and Ice Poseidon's lacking organizational skills, it wouldn't be a shock if someone suffers from heat exhaustion in this fiasco.

Given this happen during 2.5 of fishtank with far far more prep and better weather and support team it's really no surprise this is going so poorly

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

How many people are left after ~26 hours?

The melee combat seems like such a terrible idea. I know it was impromptu because of issues with guns. But when somebody is overpowered, they're just going to lose no matter what but now you have to physically beat 100 lives out of them by smacking their chest with a rod. God only knows how much beating that takes. And that's still only the fifth or sixth stupidest issue with this whole project.

I'm just glad nobody's been raped.

Edit: @Osama Bin Laden
I just watched a minute of Jon's stream and he's up and walking now. He was all alone in the dusk going towards a building without speaking, but breathing heavily.

 

[sex haver]

Considering the Texas weather, individual stress and Ice Poseidon's lacking organizational skills, it wouldn't be a shock if someone suffers from heat exhaustion in this fiasco.

One of the Koreans, DBR, and allegedly Jon have all been treated by medics for heat exhaustion/dehydration. Wouldn't be surprised if there was more.

How many people are left after ~26 hours?

Per Ice earlier, 16 have quit from the heat, one quit on stream from the heat, he mentioned that EBZ's group "got a kill" so that's at least one, and the clip above is another. So, rough estimate, 31, assuming there haven't been any more quits/kills in the past ~2ish hours.

 

[Mr Sister]

Here's how it is going so far:


late edit:
I remember someone ITT saying something about how he should have done a test run or a trial run before something so big. The night it started someone in chat said that to him, and he semi-jokingly said "this is the test run!!". No clip, sorry, but it did happen. I don't think he will get renewed for a season 2

 

[Bukke Bruse]

Letty was supposed to fight in the gulag against girthygorilla to get back in the game, but she won by default.
Xena was praising the "north" Koreans ability to evade the hunters during the night, girth got angry and quit.

 

[Chilson]

Did this retard seriously decide to do this during August in FUCKING TEXAS of all places????

Who approved this brain dead idea? Its one the worst months in the one of the worst states you could implement this idea. Only Death valley or the Sonoran desert are worse places to do this. Almost anywhere else at any other time would have been better in the US.

 

[ZMOT]

Did this retard seriously decide to do this during August in FUCKING TEXAS of all places????

Who approved this brain dead idea? Its one the worst months in the one of the worst states you could implement this idea. Only Death valley or the Sonoran desert are worse places to do this. Almost anywhere else at any other time would have been better in the US.

you call it a bug, but maybe it's a feature?

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

They made the map always show lives now which is nice. Here's what it looks like now:


Not sure how many people are left since not everybody shows up on the map. After looking at it for several minutes, the only movement came from hunters on ATVs. None of the contestants were moving around probably because it's over 100 F.

Did this retard seriously decide to do this during August in FUCKING TEXAS of all places????

you call it a bug, but maybe it's a feature?

For Ice, heat stroke is literally a feature and the game is built around dehydrating contestants so they have to go to watering holes.

 

[Looney Troons]

Not only is it in the 100s in Fahrenheit, it’s also humid as fuck. That’s the worst part. Heat stroke sucks huge ass, man. It comes quickly, especially with the humidity, and completely wipes you out. People have also pointed out snakes and spiders that could be a danger, but there’s also tons of poison oak and fucking ants. Ants everywhere. You can stand still for two second, look down, and you’re entire shoe will be swarming with various species of the fuckers. It’s the worst. Skydiving, I’ve dropped down in an adjacent clearing. Within the few minutes it took to remove my pack, an ankle was already shredded up by fire ants.

But why Texas? Because it’s cheap. Draw a large triangle between the D/FW area, San Antonio, and San Angelo, then throw a dart on the board. High chance that you’ll land on some undeveloped acreage that the owner will gladly let you use for pennies on the dollar.

Ice probably saw some Rednecks With Paychecks footage (if you’re unaware, please keep ‘Barbie Jeep Downhill’ in mind the next time you’re drinking to get drunk and watch some compilations) and had this idea.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Took a peak at some streams. Nothing is happening.

Jon, pigeonvizion, and iduncle are sitting around talking. A bunch of shirtless men barely loud enough to be heard over the wind.

Woodbabi, a hunter, was talking with officialebz, a nigger inside some building. "Let me shoot you come on aren't you a man, I've been shot 5 times!"

Acemaximillion, another nigger, is inside bus? all alone. The camera is on his face and he's just talking to chat. "officialebz got game! Hell no I ain't joining no teams. Why are niggas so emotional right now? Because when you join teams, you have to split burgers, eat half a burger." Then he eats.



Absolutely riveting content.

 

[User 170096]

 

[sex haver]

I think where this fails is that the whole point of IP2 streamers is that they are total social retards and do wild shit when given the opportunity.

But now Ice has put them in an event where the point is to avoid each other, and then on top of that, make them literally exhausted by forcing them to run around in 90+ degree temps with limited water and almost no food. They have zero reason to do anything because at this point, conserving energy, staying away from each other, and hiding from the heat is more important than anything. In other words, the exact opposite of what you want to see from IP2 content. The incentive is to avoid doing anything.

Ice has done really funny events before. CX Factor was fun and that shit was all the way back in 2018/2019. Get a bunch of retards and make them do dumb shit on camera for a couple of hours. Didn't have to be this complex. This easily could have been a one day event where they have to duel with LARP weapons in an elimination ladder or something, and it would have been great.

 

[Maricón de Mierda]

Map update:


Map now has a "team color" toggle. No idea what this is. People have been teaming since the start, but the team colors aren't together at all. There are two huge groups gathered together of about 10 people each. I think there is some kind of event going on because they've never done that before. But the new map update seemed to have killed the "click to see their Kick stream" functionality.