Containment Idea Guy / Joshua Wise (Manipulating the intellecutally disabled for fun) Megathread

[Count Olaf]

I don't know who this batch of fuckbuddies are supposed to be but holy shit the violinist girl is hillarious. Huge, bulky barrel chest, teeeeeny tiny little arms. She's like a fucking T-Rex.

However. . .is it just me or do the faces in this one actually look. . .okay-ish? Did he trace them?

 

[Optimus Prime]

i'm sure whoever pulled the strings told him the phrase was like the evolution of love or whatever stupid shit chris loves to jabber on about

it's a good thing chris has a myriad of excuses not to take surgery
1. it costs money better spent on DLC for games he doesn't own + legs
2.the binary beats are working on it
3.possibly in such bad shape no one outside of a quack will do work on him

You forget that Chris actually tried DIY surgery with a knife to his taint. Twice.

I don't know who this batch of fuckbuddies are supposed to be but holy shit the violinist girl is hillarious. Huge, bulky barrel chest, teeeeeny tiny little arms. She's like a fucking T-Rex.

However. . .is it just me or do the faces in this one actually look. . .okay-ish? Did he trace them?

Yes, if it looks way to nice for his usual style...he's traced it. One of the most consistent things about Chris is his complete inability to improve his art. Like, compare how the hedgehog abominations are drawn from a page from this year to any page from the golden years last decade. No difference.

 

[ZehnBoat]

You forget that Chris actually tried DIY surgery with a knife to his taint. Twice.

why did you remind me? i forgot on purpose. no one should remember THAT!

If what Marvin says is correct and Chris is already on hormones,

wait, really? i thought he was on some over the counter shit

Unfortunately, Chris might legit be able to meet the qualifications for dick chopping. He's been living as a woman for years, changed his name, went on hormones; he ticks all the boxes.

He wouldn't have the money though. Unless medicare covers it.

even if he did have the money i doubt he would pay for it
why pay for it when there's already free stuff on youtube that guarantees MTF transformation.

back on topic to the picture

Yes, if it looks way to nice for his usual style...he's traced it. One of the most consistent things about Chris is his complete inability to improve his art. Like, compare how the hedgehog abominations are drawn from a page from this year to any page from the golden years last decade. No difference.

i do wonder what chris thinks when he traces. he does think he's art is as good as it can get, so does he know deep down he isn't that good? or is it him "improving" the original art?

 

[KE 521]

Well, yeah, it’s basically traced.

I think he made the sleeve into the second elbow

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I think he made the sleeve into the second elbow

He was probably watching a sexy expose about double jointed lesbians.

 

[nvrwastetree]

there is no way chris doesn't know what he's writing there. german isn't that far from english. and it's not even on Chris level to insert some quotes someone else told him to write without even trying to run them through google translate first

Yeah but this is Chris were talking about here. He thinks everything he writes, draws, or says is 100% perfect. So to him, there's no need to use Google translate because since Chris thinks he knows Japanese, and now German, what he wrote has nothing that will offending his poor, perverted, ugly, fragile heart...even though we all know there is and Chris is still the niave little autistic bastard we all know and love underneath all the fake intelligible sentences and ideas he's failing to convey to his "millions" of fans.

 

[nvrwastetree]

why did you remind me? i forgot on purpose. no one should remember THAT

Pepperidge Farms remembers, and so does Chris...alongside 95% of Chris followers unfortunately.

 

[Apocalypso]

"Hey, y’all. Been a while. My bad; I Have been very preoccupied. Anyhow, here are two pieces finally translated to a second language: for Michiru and Haruka."View attachment 340885 View attachment 340886

Sailor Troon

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

Yeah but this is Chris were talking about here. He thinks everything he writes, draws, or says is 100% perfect. So to him, there's no need to use Google translate because since Chris thinks he knows Japanese, and now German, what he wrote has nothing that will offending his poor, perverted, ugly, fragile heart...even though we all know there is and Chris is still the niave little autistic bastard we all know and love underneath all the fake intelligible sentences and ideas he's failing to convey to his "millions" of fans.

I don't think Chris legitimately thinks he can speak German or Japanese. The only foreign language he's confident in is Spanish, Peggy Hill style. He's just too daft and trusting to question his sources.

 

[Vorhtbame]

So, is it now official that Chris is transitioning into a German Warfare Bitch?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

So, is it now official that Chris is transitioning into a German Warfare Bitch?

Well, he's already a Germ war welfare bitch.

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

So, is it now official that Chris is transitioning into a German Warfare Bitch?

Sure, if you replace warfare with welfare.

 

[Bord]

I just noticed some of the German quotes are identical to the quotes in the loading screens of the game Wolfenstein The New Order. http://www.codecmoments.com/wolfenstein-loading-screen-translations/

Maybe that's where the idea guy got them from, I dunno.

 

[Silent_Watcher]

Now why would sailor moon says I've conquered the universe in German?

It should say "Ich bin autistisch geworden"

 

[The American Hedgehog]

It's funny that Chris put a date of Nov 21 and 22 for the drawings. Was this really a month-long project for him? He did the same thing last time - that drawing was dated Oct 18th but was posted on Nov 20th.

The pen grip remains, it's cannon!.....too bad Chris' looks are not

I like how he made sure to include that. It's like the heterochromia.

Also, if anyone's wondering, the posts about HRT have been moved to the Random Thoughts thread.

 

[PuToTyra]

I just noticed some of the German quotes are identical to the quotes in the loading screens of the game Wolfenstein The New Order. http://www.codecmoments.com/wolfenstein-loading-screen-translations/

Maybe that's where the idea guy got them from, I dunno.

Does Chris play such games? Isn't it too manly for him?

 

[Optimus Prime]

It's funny that Chris put a date of Nov 21 and 22 for the drawings. Was this really a month-long project for him? He did the same thing last time - that drawing was dated Oct 18th but was posted on Nov 20th.

I like how he made sure to include that. It's like the heterochromia.

Also, if anyone's wondering, the posts about HRT have been moved to the Random Thoughts thread.

Might be trying to steal what other patreon creators do, by making art that's only accessible for donators for a month, then making that stuff public.

Except of course, we have people who have access to the art as donator perks, so Chris just cut out the whole 'put them on patreon' part.

 

[Sperglord Dante]

Does Chris play such games? Isn't it too manly for him?

Chris doesn't really play them, but he's been known to buy FPS in the past. He's a massive spendthrift.

It's still more likely that he was spoonfed the quotes by a ween, though.

 

[Chuggernaut]

So there's a KKK in CWCville also but there's a bright spot:

Brendan Frasier is now the mayor

e: realized I had the FB UI on the screencap

 

[cohensd]

How could Jamsta even molest a fighting type?