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I don't know German but I don't like that look of those translations.
Containment Idea Guy / Joshua Wise (Manipulating the intellecutally disabled for fun) Megathread
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The illustration of the broad playing the violin is probably Chris' most technically proficient drawing yet.
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i'm getting some nazi jester feelings from them
the last two as far as i can tell are "Blood, bones and flesh of iron" and "evolution through science and war"
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$50 says he used google translate.
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Somehow, Chris managed to draw an arm with two elbows and no shoulder.
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Its gonna be another lonely christmas for Chris. 
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"Greater Stamina And Speed Makes A Most Durable Heart"
Chris can't even express emotion, and his heart is filled with McDonald's grease.
Chris has no stamina or speed, he's basically a weeble wobble with a cheap hairpiece and a stuffed bra.
Chris can't even express emotion, and his heart is filled with McDonald's grease.
Chris has no stamina or speed, he's basically a weeble wobble with a cheap hairpiece and a stuffed bra.
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"ich habe das universum erobert" means "I've conquered the universe" not "hahahaha keep it up and you'll certainly catch up to Sonichu"
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Sue me when I say it, I used Google Translate to figure out what the Idea Guy troll tried to make Chris say this time. Here's my best guess for each of the ones that weren't already translated:
"schiße ein zebra" means "shoot a zebra"
"Meine Ehre heißt Treue" means "Loyalty is my honour"
"schiße ein zebra" means "shoot a zebra"
"Meine Ehre heißt Treue" means "Loyalty is my honour"
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If we could only get a troll to sneak this into Sonichu, "Me encantan las pollas grandes, gordas, y peludas".
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For fuck sake, "universum" actually looks like the word "universe". How Chris is unable to make that connection just perplexes me.
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Why is he back to German? Is he trying to get Megan back?
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he lives in a universe where "schiße ein zebra" looks like "that was a great run. I am really improving." so what can you expect
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Da war dieses Ehepaar, George und Barbie, und sie haben daran gearbeitet, eigene Kinder zu haben. Eines Abends kam George nach der Arbeit nach Hause, und er war müde. Barbie hieß ihn zu Hause willkommen, "Hi, Schatz. Grober Tag?" "Ja", antwortete George, "ich bin müde." Barbie sagte: "Nun, warum gehst du nicht mit mir nach oben, und wir werden frühstücken." "Frühstück", antwortete George. "Um neun Uhr dreißig abends?" Barbie antwortete: "Sicher, mein Lieber, du bringst die MILCH mit und ich bekomme ein EI." Später hatten sie einen Jungen und ein Mädchen, Junior Bacon und Orangensaft. Alles Teil eines ausgewogenen Frühstücks.
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Not like he has a very good grasp of his native language anyway. I mean, his English is so bad it leads to hilarious results, hence why we have CWC-isms.
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Because the one thing Sonichu needed was another excuse to fill up its pages with walls of text.
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According to Google Translate, they mean:
First page :
First page :
- Slice a zebra (???)
- I conquered the universe
- Loyalty is my honor (although it looks kind of like "my heart is true")
- Blood bone and meat like iron (probably means "flesh like iron")
- Evolution through science and war
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The German aside, there's the Japanese text that needs to be translated.
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They are quotes from games - Brothers in Arms, and Wolfenstein: The New Order. The zebra one is intentionally nonsensical.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzXj4YHuAQU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzXj4YHuAQU
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