Containment Idea Guy / Joshua Wise (Manipulating the intellecutally disabled for fun) Megathread

[Lucricitous]

How the fuck do you see the word zebra and not think "hmm, maybe this means zebra"

Try to remember just who we're talking about.

 

[Datiko]

$50 says he used google translate.

If google translate went full nazi

 

[Computery Guy]

My theory about this chucklefuck pulling the strings being a /pol/ reject holds more and more water with every passing day.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Well, yeah, it’s basically traced.

He couldn't have traced it. This girl only has two elbows.

 

[Zarkov]

Chris got tired of the SJW crowd not giving him his God-promised china, so he defected to the nazis. Makes sense.

 

[PuToTyra]

Chris got tired of the SJW crowd not giving him his god-promised china, so he defected to the nazis. Makes sense.

You think he will detransition?

 

[Zarkov]

You think he will detransition?

Nah he'll probably adopt a nazi fursona.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

This time the penis part is misspelled as ペニヌ (peninu) because Chris if of course writing text he doesn't understand.
I want to see товарищ Засраные Брифы mangle Cyrillic writing.

 

[Chopinpiano]

The Japanese I believe is 私はペニヌをもちっています Which means literally "I have a penguin" However knowing Chris and his autisimo, he probably mistakes the ヌ for a スwhich would make it penis.

I studied Japanese for about 3 years in HS so I could be wrong. It looks like he mistaken チ for も as well. Also ペニス is not a good translation of Penis, penis is usually called ちんこ in Japanese.

 

[Multiracial Embryo]

私はペニヌをもちっています

ペニヌ　(peninu) means absolutely nothing. Like the others have stated he probably meant ペニス (penisu => penis)

持ちっています (mochitteimasu) means again nothing, since the correct form would be 持っています (motteimasu), which means "have got"

So the sentence (if correctly translated) would mean "I've got a penis" However the sentence still doesn't sound natural: Japanese people normally don't use pronouns, hence let's get rid of the 私は (watashi ha). Furthermore the verb is in the polite form, something that normally only non-Japanese people do: They either write something far too polite or far too rough. 持っている/持ってる (motteiru/motteru) would be enough in that context. Furthermore the word motsu/motteiru is only used for things you've got in the sense of possession, not for things like body parts. So at the end the sentence would more or less sound as "I've got a (cut off) penis (in my hand)" to a Japanese person.

 

[Dr. Tremolo]

I studied Japanese for about 3 years in HS so I could be wrong. It looks like he mistaken チ for も as well. Also ペニス is not a good translation of Penis, penis is usually called ちんこ in Japanese.

It's a more technical term and it all seems to be machine translated so that's why it would be appearing here.
Chris doesn't know anything about even basic kana so he's bound to mistake one character for another, Chris hardly ever looks up things himself so I think the idea guy provided Chris with kana tables as reference where he's thoughtlessly copying them from. It's fun to accuse Chris of being a weeb and all but he's never cared enough to have basic knowledge of anything that requires even some effort.
Honestly I'm surprised he can still communicate quarter-coherently in Spanish nowadays, shows that he's at least had some more ability back in high school and he's deteriorated since then, modern Chris would never be able to learn any part of a foreign language.

 

[Avery Chicoine's Personal Cuckold]

The illustration of the broad playing the violin is probably Chris' most technically proficient drawing yet.

It looks like she's fisting an anvil.

 

[JULAY]

He never had a good grasp on anatomy.

He doesn't have a good grasp on anything.

 

[Chrisology1337]

I don't know German but I don't like that look of those translations.

Chris said "Shit on a Zebra"
and the other one said "I conquered the universe"

 

[Polexia Aphrodisia]

Gott im Himmel, ich fühle mich gar krank. Chris, was machst du hier? Du bist ein Dummkopf und du hast keine Muschi.

Such dir ein Arbeit, bevor wir alle toten sind.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

How the fuck do you see the word zebra and not think "hmm, maybe this means zebra"

Or "evolution." Especially after over 9000 hours of pokemon.

 

[Keine]

Okay, that time Chris was clearly not looking at some kind of reference when he wrote the Japanese because it's awful. Half his characters have strokes too long/too short or they don't cross when they should or do when they shouldn't.

Obviously he was trying to write that "I have a penis" thing again but if read literally it's Peggy Hill levels of correct, not unlike his Spanish.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

i'm getting some nazi jester feelings from them
the last two as far as i can tell are "Blood, bones and flesh of iron" and "evolution through science and war"

Next issue sonichu recites the futurist manifesto but it's in German and not Italian.

Imagine sonichu shouting
"Time and Space died yesterday. We are already living in
the absolute, since we have already created eternal, omnipresent speed"

 

[Optimus Prime]

You think he will detransition?

Bwahahahaha - no.

Even without the whole SJW thing (which admittedly, Chris has never been a big proponent of), Chris was already doing the "tomgirl" thing and thus was well on his way to being a transexual. He hates being a dude because of a laundry list of reasons, not the least of which being he never could get a date (not like crossdressing has really helped either).

 

[ZehnBoat]

Or "evolution." Especially after over 9000 hours of pokemon.

i'm sure whoever pulled the strings told him the phrase was like the evolution of love or whatever stupid shit chris loves to jabber on about

Bwahahahaha - no.

Even without the whole SJW thing (which admittedly, Chris has never been a big proponent of), Chris was already doing the "tomgirl" thing and thus was well on his way to being a transexual. He hates being a dude because of a laundry list of reasons, not the least of which being he never could get a date (not like crossdressing has really helped either).

it's a good thing chris has a myriad of excuses not to take surgery
1. it costs money better spent on DLC for games he doesn't own + legs
2.the binary beats are working on it
3.possibly in such bad shape no one outside of a quack will do work on him