Containment Idea Guy / Joshua Wise (Manipulating the intellecutally disabled for fun) Megathread

[Shiversblood]

I know that Chris Chan has very low intelligence, and is pretty much retarde,d, but asking me to believe that a troll has convinced Chris chan that he is Rosechu, or/and Sonichu, I just simply dont know, its hard for me to accept this as fact. Yes Chris is stupid, but how can a man be THAT stupid? You are asking me to believe that Chris chan is even less intelligent than previously theorized. Its almost impossible for one man to be that stupid.

I legitimately dont comprehend what chris chan is doing, or why he is doing it, and the explanation that he thinks a troll is rosechu is just too far fetched.

 

[nvrwastetree]

Just want to point out that Mewtwo is basically Magi-Chan's father and Silvana is technically his sister. So add incest to the list of disturbing things this post implies.

So, Chris is Sonichus dad and rosechus dad too. But Chris is too stupid to realize that they're brother/sister. It's pretty weird when Rosechu labels Chris as "papa c" in the comics, then she proceeds to fuck her brothers eyes out.

You are asking me to believe that Chris chan is even less intelligent than previously theorized. Its almost impossible for one man to be that stupid.

I guess you've never read about Phil/ADF, he's pretty much alot stupider than Chris is to be honest.

 

[Duck and Turn]

You are asking me to believe that Chris chan is even less intelligent than previously theorized.

This isn't anything new. Chris always believed his characters were real in another dimension. The troll didn't have to convince him that they are real, he only had to convince him that he finally made contact.

 

[Muscle Bra]

So, Chris is Sonichus dad and rosechus dad too. But Chris is too stupid to realize that they're brother/sister. It's pretty weird when Rosechu labels Chris as "papa c" in the comics, then she proceeds to fuck her brothers eyes out.

I never got the impression that Chris thought he was Sonichu's/Rosechu's/the other Chus' biological father, as much as he was their spiritual father (as in creator, deity, god-emperor, what have you).

Heck, if only for the reason that Sonichu was born out of the physical collision of a hedgehog and a pikachu, that would mean that Chris would have needed to have birthed at least one of (if not both of) the two critters, plus whatever the hell Rosechu was before she evolved. Instead, I think (I hope, I pray) that the Chus call Chris "father" as a term of respect.

Of course, given the rather ... odd ... relationship between Chris and Babs, as well as Chris's general lack of understanding of roles and relationships, who can say for sure?

 

[TheScooper]

What the fuck is even happening anymore. No really what happened.

 

[Done]

I never got the impression that Chris thought he was Sonichu's/Rosechu's/the other Chus' biological father, as much as he was their spiritual father (as in creator, deity, god-emperor, what have you).

Heck, if only for the reason that Sonichu was born out of the physical collision of a hedgehog and a pikachu, that would mean that Chris would have needed to have birthed at least one of (if not both of) the two critters, plus whatever the hell Rosechu was before she evolved. Instead, I think (I hope, I pray) that the Chus call Chris "father" as a term of respect.

Of course, given the rather ... odd ... relationship between Chris and Babs, as well as Chris's general lack of understanding of roles and relationships, who can say for sure?

Chris sees himself as the "Father of Sonichu", just as Stan Lee is "The Father of Spider-Man".

Of course, Chris has to add his literal twist on it and say Sonichu is his "son".

 

[PuToTyra]

I think he just lost interest and writes whatever that person told him to write, while meanwhile taking a break from the internet and going to cons and doing all sorts of normal shit that we never thought CWC being capable of until now.

Or maybe there is no "idea guy" and it's all chris chan's own work. Poorly translated english-to-swedish would be evidence of that. Unless idea guy is a really stupid/lazy ween, but would a really stupid/lazy person be capable of getting a hold on chris? doubt it.

or it's just chris and jessica trolling us. surprise surprise, they never really broke up etc.

 

[deeman]

I thought Facebook started auto-translating shit again... Took a while to get it it was "my" language

 

[QM 746]

How could Jamsta even molest a fighting type?

Do we even know what type Jamsta is?

I mean he kinda looks like a fairy type so it would make sense?
fftopic: Offtopic aside, the better questions are "Why in front of a mall?" and "Why is this relevant to us?"
Id much rather see this depicted in the comics rather than a lengthy social media post.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

Id much rather see this depicted in the comics rather than a lengthy social media post.

Chris's tendency to announce plot points on social media suggests that he's only ever lacked for effort rather than inspiration.

 

[Trilby]

Chris's tendency to announce plot points on social media suggests that he's only ever lacked for effort rather than inspiration.

Pretty much, I'm sure he still doesn't know what Jamsta's type is.

 

[cohensd]

Do we even know what type Jamsta is?

I mean he kinda looks like a fairy type so it would make sense?
fftopic: Offtopic aside, the better questions are "Why in front of a mall?" and "Why is this relevant to us?"
Id much rather see this depicted in the comics rather than a lengthy social media post.

<:autism:>Jamsta's actually a normal type after having lost his electric type for which he compensated with his musicality.</:autism:>

 

[NinFreakLan]

<:autism:>Jamsta's actually a normal type after having lost his electric type for which he compensated with his musicality.</:autism:>

Mugga what. Music ain't a fucking Pokemon type, it's even more exceptional than I anticipated.

 

[MangledTwot]

I don't even know what to make of this.

 

[Chrus Chundlur]

fftopic: Offtopic aside, the better questions are "Why in front of a mall?"

In Chris consumerism rotted brains the mall is the center of the universe, the alpha and the omega. It has toys and cheap greasy food, what else could you ask? In his pedestrian sense or romance it is also the perfect place for finding boyfriend-free girls or having the first date.

For fuck's sake, in his make-believe land of CWCville, the mayor's office is in the mall!

So, summing up: Chris is an idiot and can't think of a more important place than a mall.

 

[Trilby]

In Chris consumerism rotted brains the mall is the center of the universe, the alpha and the omega. It has toys and cheap greasy food, what else could you ask? In his pedestrian sense or romance it is also the perfect place for finding boyfriend-free girls or having the first date.

For fuck's sake, in his make-believe land of CWCville, the mayor's office is in the mall!

So, summing up: Chris is an idiot and can't think of a more important place than a mall.

Sad really. The center of town often tends to be a common area in battle (or an open field).

 

[Monika H.]

Idea Guy strikes again. A few Nazi quotes thrown in there gives it away.

Sonichu, CWCville SS when?

Well, he did. He just changed the TrollBusters to CWCstapo.
The Sonichu Reich is rising.

 

[Lucricitous]

It's just not something he's interested in doing. I don't think he even enjoys videogames anymore. He finds it more fun to just play games in the fantasy world he's created inside his mind.

So he's like the people who watch Let's Plays.

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

couldn't help but be reminded of this

 

[Computery Guy]

I'm reaching levels of "so fucking done" I didn't even think were possible here.