If Chris died, what would happen to Kiwifarms?

[Randy Lahey]

Tbh, I don't get why people are getting their panties in a bunch about Julie.

Baby's first troll's remorse


on topic, we'd get a cheap funeral and throw pennies at chris while saying "sonichu is dead!"

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Nothing, we'd still talk about other lolcows and maybe keep the subforum about Chris open.

Now if this was still exclusively about Chris, then it might need a major overhaul. But nowadays? Not so much.

 

[Hyperion]

I would shit my pants and crash into slumber.

 

[RagtimeRoastBeefy]

The announcement of his death thread would come shortly after the announcement of his RAPE IN PRISON Thread I WOULD HOPE

 

[Crisseh]

I think it would be like the commander. He's like santa, you want to believe, and you wish was still around for entertainment.

 

[Anime-Chan]

Continue chilling.

 

[lolwut]

He's like santa, you want to believe, and you wish was still around for entertainment.

So every year we'd get a fat guy to dress up in rugby shirts/drag, then sit on his lap and yell JUUUULLLLLAAAAAY!

 

[cwcproquo]

We'll have field agent reports from his funeral to look forward to then and threads where people are taking selfies in front of Chris's tombstone (his epitaph - "he zapped to the extreme").

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Serious question:
How do you think the funeral home will dress Chris for his funeral?

 

[Ponderous Pillock]

The Farms will roll on while we mourn for a while.

 

[Alex Krycek]

Serious question:
How do you think the funeral home will dress Chris for his funeral?

In grandma clothes, Sonichu medallion, and with Joker Green hair. Not that it will matter, Lego will not only be the casket, but cover all but his face.

 

[The Dude]

It really wouldn't affect me. At the very most I would lament the loss of new Chris content, but it's not like we are getting a shit ton of that right now. Aside from the occasional video of Chris begging for money and his Autistic musings on life, Chris doesn't do anything. He's boring.

What will happen when Chris dies? I'll click on a thread about some other lolcow to pass the time on my lunch break at work. And, hey, anything that saves taxpayers some money is a good thing, right? See? There's a bright side to everything.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

I would genuinely be sad if they didn't at least bury Chris wearing his Sonichu medallion.
At least if he dies in the next inevitable house fire, he'll forever be joined with it.

 

[A.Shitposter]

Serious question:
How do you think the funeral home will dress Chris for his funeral?

Doesn't matter because someone will edit his striped shirt and medallion onto him if borb posts photos.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Get Megan join him on the great autistic funeral pyre!

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Doesn't matter because someone will edit his striped shirt and medallion onto him if borb posts photos.

I'm assuming Barb is going to die first. Assuming she isn't already dead.

Is Null going to have to claim Chris's body? You know Cole won't.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I'm assuming Barb is going to die first. Assuming she isn't already dead.

Is Null going to have to claim Chris's body? You know Cole won't.

Nah, Clyde Cash will come out of retirement for that. Brian bash will still invite hookers. Old Narrator will deliver the Eulogy.

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

This thread would get locked.