If Kiwi Farms was a thing in the 1990's, which lolcow threads would be the most active? - Keeping this thing going...

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So many war happening threads Yugoslavia, Rwanda, Congo, Kashmir, Liberia, Iraq/Kuwait etc

Thread on the whole Mogadishu fiasco

Good Friday Thread being filled with so much autism and so manu gay slapfights Null nukes the entire thread

Oaklahoma Bombing, Waco etc

End of Apartheid thread becoming a shitstorm

Escobar being killed thread

Y2K would spawn a huge amount of lolcows

Insane Clown Posse and their fans thread

Fred Durst thread

Courtney love thread

Shanda Sharer trial

Tonya Harding thread

Noel/Liam Gallagher thread
 
Bill Clinton assasination attempt in The Philippines




The president—who was attending the Asia-Pacific Economic Cooperation confab in Manila in 1996—and his convoy were about to pass a bridge in Central Manila where a bomb had been planted. Fortunately, intelligence services were able to find out in time to re-route the presidential convoy and disarm the bomb.

A subsequent investigation later tagged the mastermind as none other than Osama bin Laden.

I wonder if this "Osama" fellow will try something later, they say he was a freedom fighter that fought the Soviets but here he sounds really bad!
 
Web 1.0 was shit for forums like this. Forums set up like this is what helped kill Usenet.
It really wasn't. There were ALL KINDS of great forums with weird userbases.

To tie back into the thread topic, R3mix vs. Hydrogenaudio MP3 encoder debate. (Hydrogenaudio was a great example of a functional Web 1.0 community)

Zophar's Domain had another great forum.

adequacy.org (blogging pseudocommunity) emerged out of kuro5hin which emerged out of slashdot.

These are just a few of the 90s web places I frequented... more late 90s than anything, early/mid 90s for me was still very Usenet, and in the earliest 90s, there were BBSes. Imagine dialing in to a remote PC and paying long distance fees to chat with people.
 
Its like the phantom menace.........of extreme autism and elderly mother rape.

Now this is podracing.

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Why do i consistently see people claiming that Kurt Cobain was a lolcow? He barely said anything aside from worbling about heroin in his music and the occasional short hand interview where basically nothing was said aside from what bands he liked, he was kinda just a boring junkie in his personal life, granted, a very talented junkie that made amazing music.

Also club kids would have a thread along with the guy from party monster.
Damn, that's some nostalgia right there. I loved those drugged out freaks.
 
Jerry Springer personally would have a thread and their would be a thread for his show too. His show in the 90s was way crazier than the boring show now with actors that do the same shit every episode today.
It can picture the whole Amberverse taking part. Amber, Becky, Ricky+Eric, the whiper, Methmom... the rest of them.
 
The Beanie Baby craze would have a mega thread.
I think it's easy to forget how wild that time was. People were fighting over their Beanie Baby collections in divorce court. Border patrol agents were inspecting cars for Beanie Baby smuggling. A man was literally murdered over an argument regarding Beanie babies.
 
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Peter Guerin/Docforbin thread and his Daria fanfiction


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David then dried her eyes and took a good luck at Daria. "Did anyone ever tell you that you look cute?," he said.

Daria was dumbstruck by that. She began to blush. "Uh, actually, no," she finally replied. With that, David suddenly French kissed her. Daria sprang back, more in shock than in anger.

"My fellow Special Education students," he began, "we have endured the yoke of bondage for far too long. We have been herded into the 'Ghetto' and kept segregated from the rest of the school against our will. The other students keep picking on us. The administration keeps turning a deaf ear to out pleas. When trouble occurs, we get blamed for it and then get stiffer punishments than if it was done by the normal students. My friends, it's time to end this prejudice. Therefore, I've decided to enter the race for Student Government President. If I'm elected, I will push to have Special Education students have permanent representation in the Student Government so we can finally have a meaningful voice in school affairs. Once we have that voice, we will no longer be ignored by the rest of the school. some more boring shit We can make a difference! Join me in my noble crusade!"


There was thunderous applause. Then the students began lining up to sign the petition.

"He is such a brave young man," Rabbi Cohen said. "Somehow, he reminds me of Moses going at the bidding of God to tell the Pharoah to free the Israelites. I have heard of the horror stories that have happened to the Special Education students at Lawndale High. For far too long, their cries have gone unheeded. Finally, God has found a deliverer for them. He will be the instrument from whence God shall deliver the oppressed Special Education students from their suffering. God sometimes works wonders by using the people you least suspect are capable of accomplishing the impossible. Have faith in God, my child. He has always looked out for His people. The victory is His, for as the psalmist said in Psalm 46, 'God is our refuse and strength, a very present help in time of trouble.' He who would stop mighty armies from harming His people and will break the spear in two and cast the chariot into the fire will see to it that justice is done for the Special Education students."

"And "David," she began, "I guess you realize now that I love you. I admit that I have feelings for Trent, but so far he hasn't reciprocated my feelings for him. I know you haven't had any luck with women, so I wanted to give you a chance at something every teenage guy like you wants."

"What do you mean by that?," David asked.

"David," Daria continued, "I'm saying that we should move our relationship to the next level and . . ."

"And what?," David inquired.

"And. . .and. . ." Daria was a bit nervous; she was the type who usually didn't throw herself at the feet of a guy, but David was an exception; despite his problems, he was really a sweet guy.
Finally, she found the courage to say, "and have sex."

"Are you serious?," David said. "You don't look like the type who would throw herself at a guy like that. This isn't some peer pressure thing, is it?"

"David," Daria said, "I do not succumb to peer pressure. Besides, I'm old enough to know what I'm getting into. David, I love you, and you love me. If we care for each other, and if you're ready for this, then let's go for it."

"Thank goodness they handed out these condoms at school then," David said. "Enough talk, David," Daria said. She took off her glasses and then removed David's and began to French kiss for a few minutes. David had an erection, and Daria felt it.

"Is that normal?," David asked.

"Yes, it is," Daria said. "Didn't they tell you that in health class?"

"I haven't taken it yet," confessed an embarrassed David.

They began to kiss again. David stuck his hand in the back of Daria's shirt and rubbed her back. She did the same to him. Then they began to take off their clothes. They started with their shoes and socks, then they stripped down to their underwear. David was wearing an undershirt and briefs while Daria was wearing a bra and panties. They laid down on his bed and French kissed some more. David then found the courage to undo Daria's bra and removed it. When he saw her breasts, he asked, "Gee, I didn't know you were small-breasted."

"Well, I don't have much in the way of hips, either," Daria said. She yanked off his shirt, then he yanked off her panties, followed by Daria removing his briefs. David was amazed at his erection.

"Am I going to hurt you with this?," he asked.

"Not if you penetrate slowly," Daria said.

David grabbed the condoms he got from school, which he had put in the top drawer of his dresser. He put one on. He then got on top of Daria and French kissed her again. He then positioned himself for penetration. He tried to introduce himself slowly so that not too much pain and bleeding would result.

"Is it in?," he asked.

"You're not trying hard enough," Daria said.

He tried again. He heard a soft snap, then he easily entered Daria. They kissed while he thrust in and out of her. He could see Daria's breasts bounce up and down as she moaned softly, leaning her head back and moaning. He then fondled her breasts, then began to lick and suck on them.

"Yeah, that's it, David," Daria said. "This feels so good!" David continued to thrust inside her. Finally, after a while, he ejaculated and withdrew. He collapsed next to her.

"Well, what do you think?," David said.

"You were wonderful," Daria said.

"You're not just saying that, are you?," David asked.

"You should know by now that I don't say things just to say them," Daria answered.

After he rested, David then dove down into Daria's crotch and ate her out. He then placed his penis in Daria's cleavage and rubbed it up and down until he ejaculated in her face. Daria then rolled him onto the bed and went down on him. David was amazed at how deep she could take him in. After that, they did it "doggie-style", then David fondled, licked, sucked and even bit on Daria's breasts. He finished off by masturbating and ejaculating on her nipples. They then fell exhausted into each other's arms.

They slept for an hour. When they awoke they showered and got dressed.
"David, you were wonderful," Daria said.

"Let's keep this between us," David said. "No one has to know."

"Good idea," Daria said. "We don't need the rumor mill going on this."

They then discussed last-minute campaign strategy for a while before Daria left for her house.of course"
 
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Since it's the 13th of Friday, we'd have a grieving thread about this movie


Go back to being a movie about a guy in a mask killing people with a big knife like the other Halloween movies!
 
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