If there was a Kiwicon, what would it look like?

[Retink]

And how many glowies would fit in the ball pit?

 

[David Brown]

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me with the sledgehammer hitting the tire

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

What would it look like???
No. Here's what I'm wondering.
What would it smell like?

 

[The Magnificence]

I don't know what it would look like, but I know you'd be able to smell it from miles away.

 

[Jimmy Olsen]

Nool would order us all some good pizza, that much I know.

 

[Skitarii]

It would be renamed to neko shotacon /thread

 

[Least Concern]

I'll wear my KF t-shirt and hat, and I'll run around butting into peoples' conversations going "Wassap, fellow kiwis! Ha, that Ralph's such a faggot, right? FUCK YEAH KIWI FARMS"

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Will there be an Artist Alley, at least?

 

[Retink]

Will there be an Artist Alley, at least?

Is it even a convention if there isn't an Artists Alley? Though the lewd artists will be outside behind the building as Null doesn't allow such degeneracy in his presence.

 

[Latvophile]

It'd be empty because most of us don't dare mix IRL and online together :p

>implying our deity Null isn't already a secret degenerate

 

[Soycast Guy]

Nope, i'm from a worse place.

Oh god, you mean Canada.

 

[Red Hood]

No, my fucking god.
South America, in the southend cone. In the tab "about" in my profile more info.

If you're from the Tierra del Fuego, then all of a sudden your PFP makes a lot more sense.

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

If you're from the Tierra del Fuego, then all of a sudden your PFP makes a lot more sense.

well, technically Chile had a portion of Tierra del Fuego so maybe...

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

Whatever it is I hope it's like a small con in the 2000s to early 2010s. Those were comfy times and was chill to interact with people before they got too huge and just become line simulator and less fun these days.

 

[Tims]

I'm going to organise a Kiwicon in the UK specifically to keep Null as far away as possible

 

[Latvophile]

I'm going to organise a Kiwicon in the UK specifically to keep Null as far away as possible

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newington,_Thanet

Host it in this shithole, home to the chavviest people in the entire country. (There's a really fucking good chicken shop there though, a Morley's clone, I go there often when I'm around Thanet.)

 

[Retink]

It'd be empty because most of us don't dare mix IRL and online together :p

>implying our deity Null isn't already a secret degenerate

What if it was held in the Metaverse or VR Chat so it would be in person online? Then the history books would have to list it as the first of its kind.

Whatever it is I hope it's like a small con in the 2000s to early 2010s. Those were comfy times and was chill to interact with people before they got too huge and just become line simulator and less fun these days.

I've been to both and I know what you mean. Though really if they just planned larger cons better they could reduce lines and manage the population better so that it feels more like a couple small cons stapled together than one big mess. I should really go to one as I don't think I've been in half a decade at this point.

I'm going to organise a Kiwicon in the UK specifically to keep Null as far away as possible

Will catering by done by Kay?

 

[Latvophile]

the Metaverse

No, nyu.

 

[Retink]

No, nyu.
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I'm just saying, think about it, he'd look like a real Zucker if his legacy got tied to the Kiwi Farms.

 

[Latvophile]

I'm just saying, think about it, he'd look like a real Zucker if his legacy got tied to the Kiwi Farms.

Yeah, but do we really give our personal info to teh Zuck?

 

[Retink]

Yeah, but do we really give our personal info to teh Zuck?

I have no problem with Zuck knowing I am Dr. Richard N. Bahls and that I live Nigeria, home of the Nigger.