If there was a Kiwicon, what would it look like?

[Retink]

And how many glowies would fit in the ball pit?

 

[Jason Wynn]

@Webby’s Boyfriend would think it was a furry convention and then the whole thing would turn out like that CSI episode

@SeniorLexmechanic would show up. He’d go to jail but we’d go to the morgue.

@Arm Pit Cream would be standing outside forlornly holding up a sign begging Null to let him in while sad violin music plays

All the “I’m not like those faggot gays!” Gay guys would huddle around making catty comments about everyone else. All the Trad LARPers would judge everyone here as degenerate sinful whores

Null silently watches over everything and at the stroke of midnight, chooses the most desirable Kiwi to be his feeder bride

 

[Ass Johnson]

This but like a hundred more dudes

 

[Moderna]

 

[AMHOLIO]

A sign that says "GLOWIES WELCOME" while some boomer kiwis stand there grillin' with beer in their hands. We're all in a park having a big picnic so the smelliest of us can be neutrualized by the air, some of us with bags on our heads if we decided that we need to go even though we refuse to take the cardboard off our windowpanes. Several people are photographing and recording every single goddamn thing, others are just hanging and eating barbecue while laughing about their favorite Chris moment, the laughter keeping the bitterness of Chris's fate out of some people's minds (and making others laugh harder).

Riots are had but the single boomer is protected by police due to them not knowing what's happening and keeping troons, incels, americans firsts, ralphamales, and mountain jews from our right to hang in the park. A group of sjws sets up a protest near us with megaphones until someone drunkenly yells slurs back at them and gets into a big brawl, which the rest of us laugh at. Good day, only 20% of us arrested.