If they let you keep your limb after they amputate it, what should you do with it

[A Gay Retard]

I don't see how its legal for them to just throw it out

 

[Flavius Claudius Julianus]

Have it taxidermied, a mount fitted to it, then fix it to the door of your study or library. Keep in mind the hand must be frozen in a 'shake my hand' position.

 

[Ed Special]

Jerky

 

[JethroTullamore]

Put it in my butt.

 

[NigKid]

Make a leg standing lamp

 

[Officer Eradicate]

beat people to death with it

 

[Kill a Troon for Pikamee]

If you fist a girl's holes with your hand after it's been amputated that's not legally a rape

 

[DumbDude42]

make it into a stew or roast

 

[Squirrel Nutkin]

At the National Institutes of Health museum outside DC there is a pickled leg of someone who had elephantiasis floating a jar. So I guess you could make it into a conversation piece.

(It is a very cool museum but doesn't get many visitors.)

 

[Lemmingwise]

Sell it to a tranny who'll probably fashion it into a penis.

 

[FencePost]

World's most optimal backscratcher.

 

[came4nudes]

I'd pull a funny on prank my friends by wrapping my amputated arms fingers around their neck while they sleep and traumatise them when they wake up.

 

[Apotheosis of the Liver]

You eat it, so the limb grows back faster.

 

[Troonos]

Plastination, then mount it as a display piece for my dinner table.

 

[mario if smoke weed]

Make it a taco like that one faggot from Reddit did

 

[TenMilesWide]

novelty backscratcher

 

[Xenarthran]

Film a star wars lightsaber fight video where I get my hand chopped off, and use my actual hand as a prop when it flies off.

 

[Just A Butt]

consume it so that it grows back, duh
fuck, ok, um, shove it right up your ass?
what even limb are we talking about? is it a leg? a penis? jeeeeze all the good jokes are gone i need more info

 

[Bill Dauterive]

Cremate it and bury the ashes before it comes back to life as a zombie and fingers your girlfriend.

 

[Bloitzhole]

If it's a hand or arm, I'd stuff it in the shirt sleeve and have someone shake it in greeting, dislodging it from the clothing. I'd then scream and shout about the limb they just ripped off, ideally scarring them for life