If u could die any way you wanted how would it go down

[VJ 120]

vaporized instantly by God. Just, take me the fuck out, man.

 

[Handsome Pete]

In a flaming zeppelin when I crash it into the enemy base.

 

[wet_butt]

Minced into a fine red paste by whirling helicopter blades after jumping off a beautifully scenic cliff face

 

[c-no]

In a futile attempt at an Heroing but instead getting killed by an overdose of autism.

 

[SpessCaptain]

Being broiled alive.

 

[Bassomatic]

I want to pass away in my sleep at 116, with my perfect 10 blonde model wife who just turned 22 weeping over me, knowing she'll never be laid as well again.

And then the bank asking WHO THE FUCK APPROVED HIM FOR A 6TH MORGTAGE?!?!?!??!?

 

[Mrs Paul]

Drown in a tank of beer, like Landfill in Beerfest.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Horrible mad science experiment gone wrong.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

here's a good one: being dunked in a vat of chocolate in a chocolate factory and turning into a giant choco-man complete with candy eyes nobody fucking wants to eat

 

[Ntwadumela]

Die in an epic fight to the death, saving my friends' lives on an airship flying over Guantanamo Bay.

 

[Bluebird]

Meteorite to the back of the head.

 

[MrJakeTerror]

Overdosing of Sex, Drugs, and Rock 'n' Roll at 52. Oh and a shit ton white castle cheeseburgers.

 

[Null]

I'd want to die upending a terrorist attack like Flight 93.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Darkweb snuff

 

[darkstar0854]

Old age.
Boring, but efficient.

 

[Hyperion]

Ran over by a monster truck being driven by the Incredible Hulk.

 

[lolwut]

As they say; "I came into this world kicking and screaming while covered in someone else's blood and I have no problem with going out the same way."

 

[Mapache]

Suicide, either gunshot to the head, hanging or overdose in my bedroom preferably alone and with no note.
I'd probably do a bank heist, robbery or something along the lines of that before hand.
Not to sound emo or edgy but suicide is the only death i could accept, death being on your own terms and all; dying at the hands of someone else or something out of your controll would be horrifying. Death really is scary but it's not so when your doing it your way.

 

[Overcast]

Dying heroically as I save the world from total destruction.

Either that or the way Jon Snow almost died in a previous episode of Game of Thrones.

 

[Eldritch]