If u could die any way you wanted how would it go down

[Strelok]

How nobody posted the obvious shitpost is beyond me.

"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maiden's mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty,"

 

[Ebola]

If I had to pick a way to go... I'll infect myself with Ebola at the start of the cold season and touch everything and give out free hugs in Harlem subway stations.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Historic, on the Fury Road... shiny and chrome.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

Starving to death while gaming. I'm working on it.

 

[RI 360]

Any event in which my last words are "Fuck you, I know what I'm doing!"

 

[cypocryphy]

 

[Enclave Supremacy]

Naked women avalanche.

 

[ERROR_ENTRY]

Stroke or aneurysm, painless. If I'm conscious, I'd want to listen to this:

 

[Hyperion]

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He called a fucking broken arrow.

When American forces are defeated on the field of battle we don't just take our ball and go home, we call a broken arrow and bring the very sky crashing down

 

[Melkor]

Probably a bullet in the head. Quick and painless.

 

[NQ 952]

I would like to go out with a bullet to the head while Journeys "any way you want it" plays in the background.

 

[AnOminous]

That's okay but I'd prefer bleeding out on the floor of a meth lab surrounded by dead neo-Nazis while Badfinger's "Baby Blue" plays.

 

[The Dude]

I would preferably want to die in such a manner that people will be writing epic songs about it for generations to come.

 

[WW 635]

Heroin overdose at 95

 

[AN/ALR56]

Want to die in a glorious battle against Germans

 

[exball]

Fighting the Chinese.

 

[SP 199]

With my hands around @cumrobbery neck as a train rapidly approaches

If I'm going out I'm taking someone with me

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

I changed my mind. I want @Methed_Up_ Samurai to behead me with a katana.

That would be a beautiful death.

 

[cumrobbery]

With my hands around @cumrobbery neck as a train rapidly approaches

If I'm going out I'm taking someone with me

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

carlin once talked about catapulting people right into a brick wall

thats a pretty good way to go i think