If you could change one thing with your church, what would it be?

[Homoturk]

I would change it so that mosques can't blast errape arabic magic spells at 6am.
Atleast do it in Turkish for fucks sake.

 

[mold]

I would change it so that all of you were in it and sailing in the barque of Peter to eternal salvation

 

[ShittlerNiggler]

Reformed/Swiss protestant
Stop being so nice to infidels and sodomites and start reminding them that they will go straight to hell for their sins.
Also increase relationship with traditional catholics and orthodox

 

[OrionBalls]

I would like if women could teach Bible classes for people over the age of twelve. I understand why my church doesn't allow it, Biblically, but fuck Paul and his "not permitting women to teach" bullshit. Paul wasn't Jesus, and he was a pretty fucked guy before he became an Evangelist. He just swang from one side of the pendulum concerning Christianity to the other.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Have them preach to faggots to get them to repent for their sin filled lifestyle.

 

[Crysocyan]

Reformed/Swiss protestant

Stop being so nice to infidels and sodomites and start reminding them that they will go straight to hell for their sins.

We aren't Muhammadians: Hellfire and Brimstone sermons do not make converts. Use the Salvation Outline instead:
1. God loves you.
2. You are a sinner.
3. God punishes sin.
4. Jesus took our punishment.
5. Jesus rose from the dead.
6. Jesus offers forgiveness of sins and eternal life to those who believe in him.
7. Salvation is free.

Also: Romans 3:10. You and I both certainly deserve temporal and eternal punishment because of our depravity. We are saved by grace alone through faith alone, not purity, we cannot condure it within ourselves without the Holy Ghost. And as we are completely sinful, that is why God's unmeriting grace is distributed equally. Because he wants all to be saved.

Also increase relationship with traditional catholics and orthodox

I agree.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

I get taken into the back a lot where a guy in aviators pats the back of my neck and murmurs, "I'll fuck you in the ass, if you want."
I didn't say I would change that. Just sharing.

I hate that I immediately understood that reference.

 

[misterduckford]

I hate that I immediately understood that reference.

I think you're a cool person now. You've made that very clear.

 

[NevskyProspekt]

I think you're a cool person now. You've made that very clear.

'The Life and Death of the People's Temple' fucked me up for a solid week after watching it. I don't often call things (or especially people) demonic but Jim Jones absolutely had a luciferian vibe to him. Hate that so many still think him or the People's Temple were a radical Christian sect when Jim Jones himself denied God and was a self-described socialist and Marxist communist.

 

[misterduckford]

'The Life and Death of the People's Temple' fucked me up for a solid week after watching it. I don't often call things (or especially people) demonic but Jim Jones absolutely had a luciferian vibe to him. Hate that so many still think him or the People's Temple were a radical Christian sect when Jim Jones himself denied God and was a self-described socialist and Marxist communist.

When you listen to that audio from that day. Fuck me. I don't have a lot of sympathy for communists but these people were unironically the best example of that ideology. A complete outlier, even. And this faggot decided they needed to go bc he was such a creep. Very sad.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Atleast do it in Turkish for fucks sake.

Naw, fuck roaches. They've ruined the Balkans