If you could have any job

[Positron]

Multibillionaire's son.

 

[slimes]

I’d like to be a marketing director. That sounds so dull but it’s something I’ve done in a volunteer capacity and I enjoyed it a lot.

 

[Coconut Gun]

Professional bully.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

Professional tinkerer. I'd love to be paid to fuck around with old cars or old tech or house refurbs, ece.

Gonna go with the answer I'd have given you 20 years ago: fighter pilot. Just because when people ask what I do I'd be able to cock my eyebrow and say, "I fly an F-16".

Are F-16's even still in service? I'm old.

Yes. They are still flying, and retirement for the upgraded model is scheduled for 2048.

 

[Dick Pooman]

Tendie Taste Tester™ And if I can't do that, something where I get to boss around black people.

 

[DNA_JACKED]

Tendie Taste Tester™ And if I can't do that, something where I get to boss around black people.

So prison guard?

 

[Daughter of Cernunnos]

Poet, painter, anonymous black metal musician, ethical and sustainable business owner; not reselling but making new products, cool mortician that can permanently preserve the bodies of corpses in an ecofriendly manner for posterity (normal embalming isn't permanent like mummies), Pagan funeral celebrant, socialist academic, Pagan/New Age/Spiritual coop store owner, Pagan author for Llewellyn, smoothie shop owner, researcher on universal design if I was capable of engineering.

 

[Dick Pooman]

So prison guard?

I'm too soft for prison life. It's hard to balance bossing black people around and not wanting to leave my house. Unless they plan on living at my house, and I won't be having any of that.

 

[mate]

professional seat sniffer.

failing that, amateur seat sniffer.

 

[Existential Crisis]

Modern artist. Paint meaningless crap, have it auctioned off, collect money. Even if it doesn't sell for much, it can't be too time-consuming to paint so it's technically profitable.

 

[Hellbound Hellhound]

Astronaut turned interplanetary separatist.

I'd declare to Houston that I pronounce myself the Emperor of Mars, and that they have no means of stopping me that isn't obscenely expensive and impractical.

 

[Diebold]

Executioner. Justice comes for us all /wrists

 

[Broseph Stalin]

God

 

[ES 148]

Astronaut

 

[RG 448]

Buttplug tester.

 

[drtoboggan]

Porn Star.

 

[jewelry investor]

Modern artist. Paint meaningless crap, have it auctioned off, collect money. Even if it doesn't sell for much, it can't be too time-consuming to paint so it's technically profitable.

It's a good way to launder money too.

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Killer for hire.

 

[Caesare]

Architect.

 

[jewelry investor]

Road warrior.