If you could have any job

I like the idea of being an old school bohemian writer or artist, where I make just enough to be comfortable but I’m never rich, and I hang out with lots of interesting people in Fitzrovia and get trashed. If I live to old age, I make my living telling tales of my youth.

Or be one of those people who comes up with one simple invention that keeps them rich for life.
 
If I could have any job in the world, I'd have one where I got to laugh til my stomach hurt every day. I guess that's why I like watching bloopers, and listening to the radio. You think to yourself these guys have all the fun.
 
I'm gonna make hand crafted artisan merkins out of my cats hair and sell them on Etsy.
 
Astronaut. It would be a slight downgrade in salary, but it's fuckin' space. I'm probably not smart enough to get into NASA anyway, though.
 
I'd like to be the 21st century equivalent of the Renaissance man. Perhaps a world-renowned scientist turned wealthy innovator and business magnate.
 
if i knew how, professional animator or maybe an artist for comics? maybe be the person who makes comics instead? maybe a person who just likes to review movies and shows because i wanna talk about that kind of stuff?
 
I wanted to become a dealer, but to not powerlevel, I just wouldn't be able to do it without a lot of trouble. That said, I nailed a job at the casino I applied to last week. I'm not a dealer, but it's close enough.

If I had a dream job besides, I gotta also go with being a writer. Not a million dollar winning one, ut someone who's well-liked with several books published. Maybe a show or movie based off those works.
 
A shitposter that works at Applebee's makes youtube videos and then I would join ukip with a Ill fitted suit
 
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