If you could have one super power. What would it be?

[Billy Beer]

el tit

 

[buttman87]

rape

 

[Stephanie Bustcakes]

Regeneration ala Wolverine. sick of this body falling apart. Also I could act like a reckless moron and not have to worry about it.

 

[Resident Evil]

Regeneration. A one in a million sickness at my body out of nerves and muscles that I’ll never get back, even after recovery. Not being in constant pain when cold, or having my knees hurt when I get up would be great. Would sure make walking around campus easier.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Autism, probably already have it tho.

 

[Cool Username]

The ability to stop time. I could sleep in as much as I would please. And also kill and steal without being caught.

 

[DerKryptid]

The ability to rape OP's mother

 

[Professor G. Raff]

Matter creation/destruction. Something like Overhaul from MHA.

 

[Solid Snek]

The super power to have any super power I want, whenever I want it.

But if that's cheating, then I'd have Plot Armor As An Author's Self-Insert Character.

 

[Mr Bunny]

Infinite stamina. Why? Well my name is Mr Bunny, you work it out.

 

[Ketamine Kat]

Regeneration. A one in a million sickness at my body out of nerves and muscles that I’ll never get back, even after recovery. Not being in constant pain when cold, or having my knees hurt when I get up would be great. Would sure make walking around campus easier.

 

[Lee Crabb]

I would want to be able to with 100% accuracy determine if a plant/animal/mushroom/watersource is safe to eat/drink or tasty.

 

[DumbDude42]

for me it's time stopping
so many applications, the possibilities are almost infinite

 

[Shig O'nella]

Luck.

Who needs super anything else if you are always lucky?

Or, if you want to be fussy and pseudoscientific about it: Probability manipulation.

 

[Uncle Sid]

money

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

The super power to have any super power I want, whenever I want it.

But if that's cheating, then I'd have Plot Armor As An Author's Self-Insert Character.

Alter Reality might be just the loophole.

 

[sasazuka]

Quantum Leaping into my own body in the past but with my memories intact would be my pick. I could just relive the 1980s and 1990s in an eternal loop.

 

[AgriDrThunder]

The power to shoot streams of ear wax out of my ears super accurately by pressing on the tip of my nose.

 

[Ed Special]

The ability to permanently delete A&N

 

[Red Hood]

This basically