if you died and then were a ghost what kind of ghost would you be

[Hui]

I'd get inside of ppl and make them jump off buildings to make more ghosts.

 

[Loxiozzz]

I would just float around and move stuff in your house to be a pain in the ass

 

[Fareal]

Sirena Von Boo or failing that, Spectra Vondergeist

 

[MistressCaridad]

I'd be fucking annoying as a ghost. I'd go through your laundry hamper and steal one sock from each pair, I'd go into your email settings and .doc files and change the font to Comic Sans, and I would "accidentally" share all your really weird porn on your social media accounts for you.

 

[HY 140]

I'd be the ghost from ghostbusters that gave Ray a blowjob

 

[cypocryphy]

I'd be a guardian angel for autistic people.

 

[Y2K Baby]

A space ghost that haunts coast to coast ALSO IN YOUR DREAMS.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

 

[Doc Cassidy]

I'd haunt a girls' locker room/shower.

 

[AnOminous]

I'd hunt down weebs in their darkest hour when they were all

>tfw she isn't real

Then I'd pretend to be their waifus and tell them but I am real and wait for their faces to light up, but then I'd tell them they were shit and I hated them and insult their penises. When they killed themselves and also became ghosts, then I'd make fun of them for falling for it.

 

[Coldgrip]

Only pussies become ghosts, real men become skeletons.

 

[odius]

 

[Van Darkholme]

A ghost that possesses things.

Like a truck to run over some commies.

 

[MrTroll]

A shitposting ghost. A shitghost if you will.

 

[Terror Rism]

spooky ghost chihuahua chili

 

[KickyerArsene]

I'd do everything I could if I was Kitty Pryde, but with no consequence.

Why would I care by that point? I'd be pretty malicious, probably.

 

[FemalePresident]

I'd haunt all presidents of the world

 

[oldTireWater]

Your classic get-off-my-lawn ghost. Eternally pissed about change.

That shit was mine, and I'll be ghost-damned if I let some corporeal motherfucker move in like he owns it.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

I'd finally be able to complete the 2nd half of the 21 Sacraments.

 

[Broseph Stalin]

I'd be a total Chad ghost and date Ember McClain just to piss off Randy Stair.