if you died and then were a ghost what kind of ghost would you be

[DeadwastePrime]

that one from paranormal activity, but i troll the house guests

 

[Y2K Baby]

I'd haunt all presidents of the world

Donald Trump would exorcise you by grabbing your pussy.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

• I hope to be a goopy one, smelly, shitty goop.
• A goop that makes everything smell like Rebel Wilson's asscrack after wearing leather pants for three days. But stinks for eternity.

 

[Shiversblood]

Vampire ghost

 

[Positron]

An empty armor.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

An empty armor.

a very prestigous category of ghost good choice

 

[DatBepisTho]

Footsteps, strange voices, door knobs rattling, movement only your pets detect; Spoopy but harmless.

-I don't want to get exorcised or purified, so I'd probably be chill about someone moving in. Doubly so if they have cats and take good care of them.

 

[escapegoat]

A scary little girl in a well that climbs out of your tv.

 

[Microlab]

One of those voices in a schizophrenic person's head so I could convince them all the Silent Hill games are based on a true story, and dogs really were behind it all. I'd tell them it's not a coincidence God backwards is Dog.

 

[SoGoose]

Can you wear clothes as a ghost, or...?

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

Can you wear clothes as a ghost, or...?

ghosts are allowed to wear either a white sheet or the clothes they were last wearing during their final moments. select your wardrobe wisely, as ghosts in BDSM gear are generally mocked in ghost communities

 

[Azafran90]

I'd be the kind of ghost that watches you masturbate and possesses you to give you weird fetishes
Part of the fun is taht I would get nothing out of this
Or, you know, one of those cute ghosts with blankets.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

A friendly wandering ghost who wants to see the world?

The kind to haunt nerd's anime pillows and action figures.

What kind of stuff would you do?

 

[Tetra]

I'd be a demon. I would then travel the world and fuck with various leaders and regimes making them do insane and irrational things.

You know how the roman emperor Caligula made his horse a senator? I wanna be the ghost encouraging more leaders to do shit like that.

 

[A Potato Named Vodka]

The ghost that haunts other ghosts.

 

[smallmilk]

A japanese school girl ghost that moves funny and chases people in hallways

 

[Pina Colada]

What kind of stuff would you do?

Possess their anime and superhero paraphernalia (dakimakuras, action figures, tacky bikini figures, etc.), speak in broken Japanese and English (something like "I'm nooooot the waifu you're looooking foooor, baka!" or what @AnOminous said), and smack them around a little. May either result in , sudoku, or screaming "AMI-CHAN, YOU'RE ALIVE!" and hanky-panky (hence showering 3 times afterwards).

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

I'd be a demon

demons and ghosts are completely different get out of my thread and don't come back

 

[Tetra]

demons and ghosts are completely different get out of my thread and don't come back

ghost and paranormal same shit tbh. But I won't type to your or your wives sons thread ever again.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

ghost and paranormal same shit tbh.

correction: ghosts are dead people that can still do some neat things, while demons are living people with red suits and dubious deals