If you had control over Russell Greer, what would you have him do?

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Some clarifications:

• You are mind controlling Greer through a magical keytar.
• You need to play the keytar while commanding Greer, and he will hear and obey.
• While playing the keytar, you are aware of Greer's general location and what's around him.
• You can be as general or as specific as possible with your orders. If your orders are general, Greer will interpret them to the best of his limited ability.
• You cannot order him to harm himself (such as jumping under a bus, drinking bleach, or stabbing himself).
• You can order him to harm others, bearing in mind the "others" in question are under no compulsion to just take their (trauma) lumps from him.
• Your control starts at midnight his time and ends 24 hours later.
• Greer is aware someone is forcing him to act against his will, but doesn't know who's doing it.

So you've got control of Russell. What're you going to do with him?

 

[Lou Bega]

Would making him get a vaginoplasty be considered a form of harming himself?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

I'd sue nick rekieta. I immensely enjoy greers lawsuits, sorry null, and want to see more legal incompetence

 

[Sexy Senior Citizen]

Would making him get a vaginoplasty be considered a form of harming himself?

Yes, sadly.

 

[Lapsus of the bepsus]

make him repeat "sheesh sasha sure is slow chewing the sushi seaweed sheets sweet jesus shit" for the entire day until he drowns
thats not self harm thats just a skill issue so its allowed. fuck you

 

[Pagan Min]

Make him keep dancing like the retarded monkey he is.

 

[Local Farmer]

Have him fetch me a brain for my experiments

 

[Begemot]

Would making him get a vaginoplasty be considered a form of harming himself?

Turning him into a whore would be deliciously ironic.