If you hate Chris, why?

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I dont hate Chris, but I do hate some of the things he's done. Overall though, his life to me is like a story I simply can't take my eyes away from. It's the life story of a boy who has lived his entire life in delusion after delusion as he was raised to make all the wrong choices, and who wanted nothing more than to attain love, fame, fortune, and everlasting praise with the least amount of effort, which resulted in getting what he wished for all the wrong reasons.

In grade school be believed he was excelling at everything, surrounded by his own personal group of gal-pals, when in reality he was failing almost every class buy allowed to get buy out of pity, whilst hanging out with girls who were paid to hang out with him by his parents.

In college, he believed he was still continuing to excel in his classes, and that he was an autistic warrior on a noble love quest, persecuted by those who sole purpose was to keep him from finding love. He began to create Sonichu, a comic book that he believed was his gateway to all that he ever wanted. In reality he was a continued failure once again let through out of pity, who sat at a table thinking a piece of paper that detailed exactly what he wanted would magically make it appear, only for one of the faculty members to grow tired and finally forced him to stop.

Throughout the rest of his young adult life he believed his comic had launched him into stardom, gaining him billions of fans worldwide, landing him sweetheart after sweetheart and contract deals from major video game corporations. In reality he was indeed internet famous, but for all the wrong reasons. His comic--which was nothing more than a way t0 inflate his own ego, smite his enemies, and paint himself as a victim, became known as one of the worst, if not the worst, web comic series of all time. He was a laughingstock, led around like a pig with a carrot held in front of his nose by troll after troll as he continued to make all the wrong choices.

And now, on the threshold of middle age, after every attempt to prove his masculinity had failed, he transformed himself into a cross dressing lesbian-soul tranny, believing himself to be a young, stunning, perky, model thin woman with big breasts. In reality, he's a fat, greasy, middeaged manchild in women's clothing, with long, poorly died blue hair turned green who sits in his aging, dying mother's house surrounded by toys and trash making Amiibos and medallions in an elementary school desk to small for him, occasionally standing up to make a video begging people to send him things or buy his things, all the while slathering on hormone cream that will more than likely contribute to an early demise in a desperate attempt to make him look more feminine.

It's a story full of comedy, tragedy, and irony, that--unlike everything he's ever created no matter how much he likes to think so--is worthy of Shakespeare himself. I can't take my eyes off of it. I always wonder what's going to happen next, and how the life story of Christian Weston Chandler is going to end.
 
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I feel bad for Chris. The great apex of his life happened a long, long time ago. Now he's just coasting along through life, with a forum of people who check to see if he's still alive.

Edit: this is a good example of why I feel bad for him

 
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I don't have any issue with Chris. I dislike some of the individual actions he's done - like macing the store employee - although to be fair I'd dislike that if anyone did it, not just Chris. I don't really have an issue with the tugboat or Chris' lack of a job either, to be honest.

Mostly what I have an issue with is about half the discourse surrounding Chris, e.g. most of Disco. I tend to agree with @Marvin on most of his analyses of Chris and Chris' behavior, if that makes my position any clearer.
 
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