If you hate Chris, why?

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I hate Chris because he is a beautiful sexy intelligent self-sufficient true and honest woman that all the ladies want to have lesbian hanky-panky with and I am jealous of him for it. I wish that I had such a pure vagina of my soul that I too could be magically become beautiful on the outside instead of having warts and green skin. But because I am a troll I never will, because I have only ugly thoughts and ugly thoughts give you the uglies, as well as prickly wicklies and punches. I am such an evil troll that I can only react to Christian's beautiful vagina-soul with a torrent of pure hatred and disgust. One day I will shrivel up into a dried husk of empty skin as a result of my hate and Christian's lesbian soul will triumph.
 
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autisticdragonkin said:
I think that it is just more fun to be an a-log or white knight as opposed to a I HAVE AUTISM or a casual observer
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While criticizing Chris or making mean jabs towards him isn't A-Logging, I have to say that while I was happy about Chris doing something mildly productive with the medallion business back in Fall 2014, the supportive tone of the threads got super boring pretty quickly. No Lolcow should be worth hating, but if people couldn't produce mean jabs towards Chris, the threads about him would probably be boring as hell.

Criticizing Chris for the sake of humor while recognizing that he is definitely unpleasant to the people who he directly interacts with =/= hating him
 
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I hate Chris because he won the Sonic Watch and Win sweepstakes instead of me. I needed to win that contest so I could get enough gifts to make a female acquaintance love me. I hope he shat his pants after I sent him the video of me sitting in a dimly lit room while I wordlessly shot a picture of him over and over with my Megatron pistol.

Jokes aside, I think anyone who hates Chris should read the ADF sub forum to find someone superficially similar to Chris but with absolutely no endearing qualities, so they can see that Chris really isn't worth so much sincere scorn.
 
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I don't hate him any more than I hate other hypocrites, but I think he should be locked away for the safety of others. His inclination to vilify everyone over unrealistic reasons have ended up with him causing mental and physical harm upon the people around him multiple times. His own incompetence kept him out of trouble more times than can count but it is only a ticking time bomb. Snyder's one mistake was requesting leniency, because now he was out and about to inadvertently test his luck again. Then the court makes the same mistake during the macing trial because they somehow equate "autistic" to "harmless" when his history has clearly shown there is no relations.
 
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I don't personally hate him -- but my boss* does**.

*He's not actually my boss, just a guy to whom I owe a favor.

**And he doesn't really hate Chris, but he hated his dad with fiery intensity. After Robert died my "boss" thought he'd find closure, but he didn't. So he put me (and many others who owe him favors) in some sort of online vendetta to hurt Chris -- and that way find emotional rest.

He's some sort of autistic Captain Ahab.
 
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Mashed Potato Grenade said:
I don't personally hate him -- but my boss* does**.

*He's not actually my boss, just a guy to whom I owe a favor.

**And he doesn't really hate Chris, but he hated his dad with fiery intensity. After Robert died my "boss" thought he'd find closure, but he didn't. So he put me (and many others who owe him favors) in some sort of online vendetta to hurt Chris -- and that way find emotional rest.

He's some sort of autistic Captain Ahab.
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Your boss sounds like a lolcow.
 
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Frozen Fishsticks said:
Hoo, boy, I wish I saved a list of all the useless crap I've sent him. Just about every pickle scented or flavored novelty I could find, I've sent him - my personal favorite being a pickle air freshener. I've sent he funny postcards with pictures of hunky men on them. I've sent a few funny illustrations of him I printed, and mailed in official looking envelopes. A few times I've ordered adult diapers to be delivered to his home. I've sent him catalogs for bidets, incontinence products, male enlargement products, impotence products, and gay singles classified ads - all in official looking envelopes. I sent him sampler-sized packet of baby wipes, and sample packets of laundry detergent with a love note about his DIRTY, CRAPPED BRIEFS. I sent him catalogs of products and clothes for morbidly obese people. I sent him a bunch of non-working Xbox and 360 games over the years. I sent him a bunch of fake coupons for "one free boyfriend" or other stupid things like that. A few times I've sent him birthday cards saying he was 4 or a girl. Oddest stuff I've sent were plastic utensils, floppy disks, scratched CDs, pickle jar lids, and other flotsam with non-threatening stuff like "Christian Weston Fatboy" written on it, in a padded envelope so it seemed like he was getting something important. A few times I sent Barb a whole bunch of coupons for cleaning products. About the only nice thing I ever sent was a few Burger King certificates to Bob, and a card thanking him for the funnel. Geez, what else...? I know I'm missing a bunch of stuff. I'll probably remember 'em tomorrow, when I'm at work and hit the mailing room.

Ah, here's a few others... I sent a letter from Simonla asking "why did you forsake me?" in a creepy font. I remember sending printouts of a few Liquid Chris vs. Solid Chris drawings, with "Ian Brandon Anderson" written over it. I sent him free samples of maxi pads, and preparation H medicated wipes. I sent him a few novelty products with pictures of naked men (my favorite being a light-switch cover where the switch was a hot fireman's manmeat). I sent him a lettuce seed packet, but slapped a fake label for "Fat Manbaby Seeds" with a picture of him on it. Around the time of his trial, I sent him a prisoner stress ball, a small metal file for his "jail break," and hotel soap with a note saying "drop this in shower for free mansex." I wrote stuff like "fatboy" and "manbaby" on some balloons, deflated them, and sent him after the whole trial thing.

Here are some more I remembered... I sent a bunch of nametags with "Ian Brandon Anderson," and stuff like "Fat Manbaby" on them (we have the equipment to make 'em). I sent a work uniform name patch with "Fatboy Chandler" embroidered on it. I sent a few collapsible koozies with "Virgin With Rage" and "Christian Weston Fatboy" embroidered on it in a fancy cursive font. I got a whole bunch of those return address labels made up with "Christian Pickle Chandler" as the name, and mailed it to him. I got a free "FAT MANBABY" black ink stamper sent to him. I sent a set of 3 free clicky ballpoint pens with "Christian Weston Fatboy" imprinted on the side.

One of my clients specializes in direct mail marketing and custom imprinted items, giving me access to all sorts of different envelopes and packaging, so there's a good likelihood Chris and Barb opened the stuff up thinking it was something important or an item they ordered. Most of the envelopes had phone number to our switchboard, so they could remove themselves from mailings, but they never bothered to call. Honestly, I wouldn't have stopped... I just would have started mailing them from another mail drop.
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I..I think there is a secret message in there-

'I would like Chris to envelope my pickle'


 
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I am not really an a-logger, but I've followed Chris for a while. I don't hate him, I am just frustrated and disappointed when I see him because he never seems to learn, and was not raised right. If I had to hate him for anything, it's that he gives people with autism a bad name. I have a family member who is autistic, is about the same age as Chris is now, and is hundred times a better, more successful person than Chris is.

To me, his whole story is a sad missed opportunity. He was born with autism and could have been a shining example of overcoming a perceived mental handicap. He could have even turned a disability into a strength. If his parents weren't so concerned with their own personal images and didn't have an outdated view of the world, he could have gotten the mental and behavioral therapy he so desperately needed. He has been babied and pampered to the point where he thinks that just crying autism is enough for people to sympathize with him and get everything he wants.

If I ever have kids, and if one is diagnosed with autism, I will just take Chris-chan as an example of what I DON'T want my child to become. Autism shouldn't be a crutch. A disability is only a disability if you let it control and limit you.
 
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historyman101 said:
I am not really an a-logger, but I've followed Chris for a while. I don't hate him, I am just frustrated and disappointed when I see him because he never seems to learn, and was not raised right. If I had to hate him for anything, it's that he gives people with autism a bad name. I have a family member who is autistic, is about the same age as Chris is now, and is hundred times a better, more successful person than Chris is.

To me, his whole story is a sad missed opportunity. He was born with autism and could have been a shining example of overcoming a perceived mental handicap. If his parents weren't so concerned with their own personal images and didn't have an outdated view of the world, he could have gotten the mental and behavioral therapy he so desperately needed. He has been babied and pampered to the point where he thinks that just crying autism is enough for people to sympathize with him and get everything he wants.

If I ever have kids, and if one is diagnosed with autism, I will just take Chris-chan as an example of what I DON'T want my child to become. Autism shouldn't be a crutch. A disability is only a disability if you let it control and limit you.
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What are the differences between Chris and Hitler?

There are none
 
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Clown Doll said:
... No Lolcow should be worth hating, but if people couldn't produce mean jabs towards Chris, the threads about him would probably be boring as hell...
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Actually very true about the hate part.

Hate is quite strong word about person I don't need to deal with myself and who haven't so far committed a murder, but who's biggest crime seem to be being a fucking idiot (if we forgive the car incident and macing here). Dislike, disgust or some word like that would be more accurate... well at least about his actions.

Dunno then if he would have like raped Megan (tho sure it wouldn't ever happened knowing Chris), run over people or left game shop worker blind after macing him, then hate would be more accurate.
 
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Exactly. It's not so much who he is that makes me dislike him, because there are plenty of other people with inflated egos and unwarranted self-importance in our lives. We all have to deal with them face-to-face and so we have a reason to hate them. Chris just sparks anger in me and some people because he does some really disgusting, anger-inducing things.
 
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He's a piece of shit but, I don't hate him.
Besides his hilarious self destructive behavior makes up for it.
 
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