If you hate Chris, why?

[Pepsi-Cola]

He's too lovable to hate, I really don't understand how you could hate Chris. It's undeniable that he's done some bad stuff, but to me he's almost like a cartoon character. Like the Wild Coyote or whatever the hell he was called. Like, the Wild Coyote would try to kill that fast bird, and even though that's a evil deed he's still too goofy to hate.

In fact, that's a perfect comparison. Hating Chris would be like hating a cartoon character. You'd have to be as autistic as he is to legitimately hate him.

 

[Tony Fuckin Abbott]

He's too lovable to hate, I really don't understand how you could hate Chris. It's undeniable that he's done some bad stuff, but to me he's almost like a cartoon character. Like the Wild Coyote or whatever the hell he was called. Like, the Wild Coyote would try to kill that fast bird, and even though that's a evil deed he's still too goofy to hate.

In fact, that's a perfect comparison. Hating Chris would be like hating a cartoon character. You'd have to be as autistic as he is to legitimately hate him.

I agree, Pepsi is our little fluff ball of joy.

 

[friedshrimp]

I'm jealous not of his awesome hair-dyeing skills.

 

[Clown Doll]

Dunno then if he would have like raped Megan (tho sure it wouldn't ever happened knowing Chris).

Chris and rape is pretty complicated. Many people wouldn't believe that he would have desire for violent rape(as in, totally forcing himself on anyone), but what he's done with Megan and on the Catie dates lets on that he's got no respect for personal boundaries when it comes to inappropriate touching. Chris probably believes that he's halfway entitled to some touching if he's supposedly dating someone, but I personally believe from my own limited knowledge(that's built from reading the available Chris material which may not be always 100% accurate) that Chris has a moral according to which rape(the strict definition of directly assaulting and raping someone) is wrong, but he's too naive/stupid to comprehend that groping people without their consent or adult romantic actions involving a passed-out/sleeping person are also wrong.

However, with the absence of a situation where Chris would have the capacity to rape someone, the mere likelyhood of it doesn't make Chris a rapist, and it would be very uncharitable to flag him as a potential rapist.

 

[Anime-Chan]

Because Chris reflects on how much of a failure I am
I want to have free stuff and all the lesbians hunnies wanting my punanni too

 

[KatsuKitty]

He stinks, and I don't like him.

 

[The Lizard Queen]

Careful now.
I've heard that if you say "Christian Weston Chandler" three times while looking into a mirror, he appears, and gives you autism.

 

[Anonymouss]

He stinks, and I don't like him.

Who is that chinless worm?

 

[tardwrangler]

I love chris, he's fucking hilarious. The tard-raging from select ki-w33nz can be pretty funny too (in a cow-ish kind of way), but most of the time it's predictably lame autist sperging and JUUULAY-level thread spam.

-edited to be slightly less retarded

 

[animedad]

I don't hate Chris, I just get annoyed with his sense of entitlement and massive ego.

But I don't get nearly as annoyed with that as much as I get annoyed with some of the hypersensitive pussies on here who rate your post as "A-Log" from even the slightest bit of negativity geared toward criticizing him. Some of you need to get out of the hippie drum circle and stop being such pussies.

Edit: This isn't sperging, this is an honest complaint.

While criticizing Chris or making mean jabs towards him isn't A-Logging, I have to say that while I was happy about Chris doing something mildly productive with the medallion business back in Fall 2014, the supportive tone of the threads got super boring pretty quickly. No Lolcow should be worth hating, but if people couldn't produce mean jabs towards Chris, the threads about him would probably be boring as hell.

Criticizing Chris for the sake of humor while recognizing that he is definitely unpleasant to the people who he directly interacts with =/= hating him

This, 100-percent.

 

[The Knife's Husbando]

He's a piece of shit but I don't hate him. besides his hilarious self destructive behavior makes up for it.

To me, CWC is like a really bizarre bug in a specimen jar, namely my PC monitor. I can observe just how gross it is, how little it's behavior makes any kind of sense, and I don't get any of that on me.

Admittedly, he's made me a little angry now and then, but that's been mainly due to his adamantinely obtuse resistance to anything approaching good advice from any sympathetic source. But actual hate? Like stab-in-the-face-no-bullshit-hate?

Nope. He's a randomly flailing fuckwit on the inter-webs. He didn't shoot my dog, bang my girlfriend or piss in my cornflakes this morning. And not to put too fine a point on it, IMO most of the people with a hate-on for OPL are actually more pathetic and funnier than he is.

 

[Strelok]

Because going by the only metric that matters (money), Chris is a far more successful artist than them.

 

[MrTroll]

Because he's 1/32 Cherokee and I fucking hate Cherokees. Die Cherokees die.

 

[nvrwastetree]

I don't hate Chris.

What I hate is his sense of entitlement, and how he figures out in that underdeveloped brain of his that he is always going to be the victim of a encounter. I also hate how he never comes through on deadlines he makes or agrees to, or promises he makes to people who give him money, and always without missing a beat, flakes out on them. Where's the 100 page comic he promised he would write for us when @DStecks gave him $1000??? I'm shocked that he is still able to make product sales considering Chris is borderline the laziest person in the world, and now that he owns a PS4, he will make new excuses on why he couldn't ship a customers product and meet deadlines.

But, on the other hand, he knows the difference between right and wrong (in some capacity), but he will never accept blame or fault. Also, his disrespect for the law is hilarious, I would love to one day be able to see him interact with a police officer, to explain why he is so adamant, to the extremes of vandalizing store property and hindering potential sales, about the blarms. His life is a complete trainwreck, and he is in a state of permanent midlife crisis, and it's only going to go downhill from here until he ends up in jail, or ends up in a psychiatric hospital in a straight jacket. But until then, I'm going to laugh at his antics. Also, @DStecks , can you give me $1000 to pay next month's rent and utilities/groceries?

 

[Melkor]

I don't so much hate him--I just think he's annoying sometimes. He creates excellent content when he's not crashing into a slumber.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

I hate Chris because what al-Baghdadi did in Syria is nothing compared to what Chris has done

 

[Strelok]

Also fuck great honeypot OP btw, having a ton o' fun reading this.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

Everyone who hates chris is probably too smart to come in and talk about it because they know it will end badly. Almost everyone who hates chris is a spastic though.

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

I'm sure most of us wouldn't mind Chris getting things that bring him joy if he was even remotely gratefull for them But he genuinely believes that creating Sonichu entitles him to whatever he wants. And that's not a mindset he'll likely ever grow out of.

 

[butt in trouble]

Getting angry over Chris is pretty autistic.

But so is getting angry over people getting angry over Chris.

Also, @DStecks , can you give me $1000 to pay next month's rent and utilities/groceries?

No offense but why do people keep quoting this guy? He hasn't been active since December of last year and has never returned any of your guy's fire. He doesn't care what any of you think about his donation. Let it go.