If you hate Chris, why?

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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris managed to graduate from both high school and college. He's capable of focusing on things outside of his obsessions.
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I think those graduations were more on the part of the school boards who just wanted that money-sapping Sped kid out of their schools as soon as possible before his parents found a new excuse to drag them into court over some idiotic shit. They even acquiesced to Bob's demands and procured some gal-pals for Chris to get clingy to. Chris still demanded to be on the Honor Roll despite his shall we say........underperforming grades.
 
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The American Hedgehog said:
Chris managed to graduate from both high school and college. He's capable of focusing on things outside of his obsessions.
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I think it's important to emphasize two things here: 1. He reluctantly graduated from community college (five years for a two-year degree) and, 2. if he had his way, he'd still be in high school.

He's not as competent of a human being that some people try to make him out to be.
 
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I'm trans so I hate Chris because he is the epitomy of a mentally ill fetishist. We are a small persecuted group so of course we get judged by the actions of every asshole like Chris when they claim a trans identity. Everything he touches turns to shit. I can't even like innocent things like Lego anymore without being reminded that Chris likes Lego too.
 
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bewbew said:
I'm tranny so I hate Chris because he is the epitomy of a mentally ill fetishist. We are a small persecuted group so of course we get judged by the actions of every asshole like Chris when they claim a tranny identity. Everything he touches turns to shit. I can't even like innocent things like Lego anymore without being reminded that Chris likes Lego too.
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I hate to break it to you, but transgender people are mentally ill fetishists. Chris is no different than real trannies even though it's clear that he's faking and insincere.
 
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animedad said:
I hate to break it to you, but transgender people are mentally ill fetishists. Chris is no different than real trannies even though it's clear that he's faking and insincere.
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No, not everyone who wants to alter their sexual characteristics is mentally ill or a fetishist. There are plenty of valid reasons to be unhappy with a decision thrust upon you against your will by nature. Do you seriously think someone like Jamie Clayton for example, had a better life before she transitioned, or they would have a higher quality of life now living as a homosexual man instead of an attractive Hollywood actress?

I don't think it's reasonable to expect people to have to live their entire lives as a gender that they hate when we have the medical technology to alter most of the secondary sexual characteristics sufficiently enough to make a proper gender transition possible. Your gender is such a fundamental part of your identity and the way you interact with society and how society interacts with you, that if it is something which is wholly incompatible with your personality, you should be allowed to alter it as you wish. It's called bodily autonomy, and I don't see how altering one's secondary sexual characteristics is any different from getting tattoos or any of the various cosmetic surgeries that cis people have to enhance their appearance. Quality of life is pretty shit if you happened to have lost the coin toss in the womb and got assigned male at birth if you can't fucking stand having any of the male sexual characteristics like body hair, facial hair, a deep voice, the risk of balding, gross skin, a curveless rectangle of a body, etc. And then of course if you change all your original sexual characteristics then it's silly not to have society treat you as the opposite sex.
 
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I remember when I was at school back in 2010 and showing a friend of mine the CWCki. Her response to Chris and all the trolling they have endured over the years?

"Why would anyone take time out of their lives to troll a retard?"

There's something about them being so naive he falls for the most BASIC of tricks amusing. Very rarely do I feel pity for Chris, as Chris' antics have made me laugh so hard.
 
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Dain Bramage said:
I think those graduations were more on the part of the school boards who just wanted that money-sapping Sped kid out of their schools as soon as possible before his parents found a new excuse to drag them into court over some idiotic shit. They even acquiesced to Bob's demands and procured some gal-pals for Chris to get clingy to. Chris still demanded to be on the Honor Roll despite his shall we say........underperforming grades.
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I don't think there ever was a conspiracy to get Chris thru Manchester High with his diploma. Chris never seemed to have any behavior problems in high school aside from sleeping in class all the time and that little hissy fit he threw at his graduation. He really wasn't a problem manchild there like he always was at PVCC.

And Bob never "demanded" that the school give Chris some playmates. I believe it was mentioned somewhere that Bob arraigned a deal with the principal and in turn the principal found a group of girls who shared thier classes with Chris, and they pretended to be friends with Chris and shield him from all those "immature boys", and in exchange Bob paid them all for babysitting Chrissy at school.

At the time it seemed like a nice thing to do, but at the same time it was really sad that Chris was always too weird to make friends on his own until he met Megan, and we all know how well that went...
 
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I don't hate him or pity him. Although I wish some of the crappier trolls had just fucked with their parents or played sports or something.

If you really take a hard look at everyone, they are douches almost as bad as Chris. For instance, the weens. Of course, Chris is the ultimate package.

Ah, now I get it.
 
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really expected a-logging with this one but what I got instead was better. Chris is a pretty funny guy in the right way, as for Christine I think that's one era I would love to see closed.
 
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DykesDykesChina said:
Chris is sort of like a monument of the "internet's underbelly" -- that is, the dark and dank part of the internet that our parents should never have to look at for the sake of their sanity, the digital sewer awash with pony porn, inflated and sexualized cartoon characters, fedora-wearing fatties who think MLP is a political ideology, tumblr blogs full of novel pronouns, 240 lb blue-collar workers on a crusade to gain official recognition of their lifestyle as a six-year-old girl, fascist alcoholics who seriously draw up a scientific roadmap to develop an interdimensional portal to go to Equestria, etc. etc. etc... this lunacy-ridden madhouse of obsessions and perversions that constitutes the unsanitary and -- luckily -- to the majority of mankind unknown gut of the World Wide Web has a figurehead, and said figurehead is, of course:

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Fucking. Brilliant.

That belongs on the front page of the Kiwifarms.
 
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The one thing that bothers me is how much he contradicts himself, and just has no self-awareness.

The perfect example I have for this is his Autism. At times, Chris uses autism as his perpetual scapegoat and the reason for all the troubles in his life. However, he's also been seen using it as a point of PRIDE, like his attitude towards people with Asperger's and his belief that HIS autism is somehow different from everyone else who has it.

Of course, that can easily be explained away with his own narcissism and using a scapegoat rather than claim any responsibility for his own wrongdoing.

I don't hate Chris. I understand several things that are wrong with him are out of his control. But I don't completely sympathize with him either, because he still has enough wherewithal, especially at his age, to recognize a good deal of his problems and make some necessary changes
 
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