If you made a cult, what would it be about?

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A cult that believes that God sees furries as unworthy beings that have tained the human race - and thus the entirety of humanity should be purged from the Earth as punishment. We shall lynch a furry every Tuesday to appease this God and prevent him from destroying all of mankind, right before tea time.
If you made a cult what would it be about? How would you organize it?
The most profitable cults seem to be either mystic Indian bullshit or science fiction, so my cult would be a blend of Vedic wisdom but also weird Phillip K. Dick space satellite shit. Basically it'd be like Heaven's Gate but with less castration and more "give me your earthly possessions so that I may bear your sins in the space afterlife"
 
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make it about indoctrinating and brainwashing people into carrying out the word of god (as presented by me) without question, then send them on funny missions like killing the president and enjoy the outcome
 
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Some thinly-veiled Mahabharata fanfic used as an excuse to grab up sex/money/property of gullible retards with too much of said things on their hands and too little sense to keep it.
 
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My cult would worship cats. We'd adopt as many as we had space, time, and money for (keep them indoors and get them fixed). Trap, neuter, release as many ferals as we could. We'd spread the word of our good lords and ladies by posting funny videos of our cats on the internet. To join you must get a specific tattoo. People who can't get tattoos for religious reasons or if they are allergic to the inks can wear a pendant.

No dogs allowed.
 
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