If you ran the farms.. - What would you do?

Sammy said:
"If" I ran the forums?
Bold of you to assume I'm not a shadowy puppet master already in control of things.
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You're the local glower, eh? Naive of me to assume that Joshua Connor Moon could run this freeze peach dictatorship without some KGB keeping posters in check.
 
If I ran the farms I'd go full Zaiger and move all the e-girls' threads to spergatory in exchange for some bobs and vegana pics or a sad handjob, and if I ever got sued, spend the entire legal defense fund on meth. That would be so cool...
 
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I'd slow down and walk instead.
 
I would change the registration form so people would write a random text from the top of the website in the captcha section, of course 😏
 
I would do something about all these zero point, zero message sockpuppet accounts that do not interact in any way with any part of this forum and only seem to exist just to be used for vote-manipuation. At least that's what this looks like to me.

List of some of these zero point accounts:


This are just a few that I found, I haven't been able to go through the rest yet. I am sure there are more.
All these accounts that have never interacted with any part of this forum... but they are all logging in just to downvote specific posts.

I also discovered all these other "ghost" accounts with less than 10 messages, some of which are recent but others were apparently registered 1 or 4 years ago and almost never used, but are all of a sudden brought back to life and logging in just to downvote specific posts:

https://kiwifarms.net/members/parappa-the-fapper.9928/ (reg in 2016)
https://kiwifarms.net/members/single-solitary-neuron.31699/ (reg in 2019)
https://kiwifarms.net/members/charlotte.31689/ (reg in 2019)
https://kiwifarms.net/members/green-panda.46895/ (reg 2019)
 
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I'd see if I could give the website to Notch, the Minecraft creator, or at the very least make him an administrator. Seems like he would be a good fit.
 
PM all the mods daily feet pics and ban anyone that doesn't have an anime avatar.

And then completely abandon the site when I got bored of it.
 
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