If you were forced to name your baby after a consumerist product character what would it be?

[Rome's rightful successor]

For example naming your kid Sheev, Spyro, Waluigi or anything of the like.

 

[Pissmaster]

I guess the trick would be to go for a product that uses a normal name anyway, like Ben 10 or Sabrina the Teenage Witch

 

[SevenEightNine]

What do you mean "forced"?

 

[Idiot Doom Spiral]

Pillsbury DoughBoy.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

What do you mean "forced"?

Like if your wife forced you to do so or you need an excuse so that the folks at the consoomer culture thread on Kiwifarms doesn't make fun of you.

 

[SevenEightNine]

Ok, imma go with "Solid" and "Liquid" because AWESOME.

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Trojan Man.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Ayds

 

[Conan O'Barbarian]

All of my progeny will inherit the name Conan.

 

[Day Drinking]

Chester Cheeto.

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Darth Plagueis the Wise

 

[Prophetic Spirit]

Dovahkiin

 

[Haint]

Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Camacho

 

[Vingle]

Michelin Man.

 

[seri0us]

Canon

 

[LurkNoMore]

Mr. Clean

 

[Fascist Frederick]

H.P. Lovecraft's Cat.

 

[Isaac]

Hitler

 

[MrTroll]

Mountain Dew Baja Blast

 

[Uncle Sid]

Beavis