If you were given $10 for every homeless person you beat up, how many would you beat up?

[Useful_Mistake]

You cannot get more money than world government’s have in store, and raping induces a $2 penalty per rape. Homeless are for beatings, not rapings.

 

[The Foxtrot]

Can I shoot them and kill them instead for $20 each? Then I'd do it until I ran out of ammunition, then promptly buy some more and continue.

 

[Lemmingwiser]

Depends. You homeless OP?

 

[DankSmoker]

As a good samaritan I would beat up as many as I could, giving them the ten bucks afterwards.

 

[Named User]

Is it cheating to light the homeless shelter near me on fire?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

So if I beat them up AND rape them I get $8

Yes.

back pay because I believe you owe me over $30,000 at this point.

No back pay.

Can I farm them?

People like you are vultures on Homeless Beating Business. No pride in your work, just efficiancy. You make me sick.

Is it cheating to light the homeless shelter near me on fire?

Yes

Can I shoot them and kill them instead for $20 each?

No

 

[MadStan]

What kind of a sick fuck are you to even come up with such an idea? You aren't being witty, you are merely revealing your brian has morbid thoughts associated with psychosis.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

You aren't being witty, you are merely revealing your brian has morbid thoughts associated with psychosis.

That’s very many words to say “A&N moderator”

 

[Jason Wynn]

Can I wear a hazmat suit doing so? I don’t want to touch a homeless person with my bare hands.

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Can I wear a hazmat suit doing so?

Of course! Why wouldn’t you?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

No back pay.

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined. But at least my day is going better than this homeless lady I found who's about to make me 8 dollars richer.

 

[Moths]

do they each have to be a unique homeless person or can I beat them up again for another 10 bucks in a week?

either way to save myself some time id organise like a homeless food giveaway or something than just beat up everyone who shows up

 

[Useful_Mistake]

or can I beat them up again for another 10 bucks in a week

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/if-you...w-many-would-you-beat-up.173925/post-17014031

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Is the $2 penalty imposed without the $10 payment, or does it equal out to $8 per beating & raping?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

Is the $2 penalty imposed without the $10 payment, or does it equal out to $8 per beating & raping?

If you beat, you get $10, if you rape (and beat) you get $8, if you just rape, you owe $2

 

[malleusmaleficarum]

I'm going to a Democrat sanctuary city.

 

[Yamamura]

That's easy, all of them. You see, it's like grinding in an RPG. At first, you're only able to beat up 30-60 homeless a day depending on your stamina. After a couple weeks of relentless homeless bashing, purchase a beater truck and several blunt objects to "joust" with, bada-da-bing bada-da-boom, you just reached level 2. Now your homeless bashing capabilities will grow exponentially to the point you can hit level 3: hiring goons. After level 3, it's just a matter of you and your party grinding out the post game till every homeless bashing quest has been 100% completed. You'll be filthy rich by the time you're done.

It's not rocket science.

I like that you're thinking about this like a Dead Rising game.

 

[SNU]

How badly do we have to beat them? Rough them up? Until submission? Until unconscious?

 

[Useful_Mistake]

How badly do we have to beat them? Rough them up? Until submission? Until unconscious?

Preferably the last one, but submission works too, I guess

 

[Smokingpoop]

The biggest concern would be getting homeless person blood in a cut on you or in your mouth, then you'd get aids. Id try to go for beating up 69 homeless people and if I managed to achieve that then Id attempt to beat up 420 homeless ppl

 

[SNU]

Can you provide prophylactic antiviral medication?