If you were President: A thread - If you were President of specifically the USA, what would be your polices and why?

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Defund textile and electronic industries​

Defunding of any industry that contributes to the dangerous evolution of technology. Turning away from silicon valley and setting sights on agricultural industry. Which will help out small town America and other farming communities, and turn the country away from technological reliance and more towards sustainable food.

Abolish all 3-letter government agencies​

The FBI, ATF, and CIA have committed inhumanities that are criminal, terrorist, and immoral. Abolishing them would entail using their former assets to protect our borders and improve national security. Along with this, privatized prisons will be abolished and replaced by a prison-industrial complex that looks to reform inmates with a maximum sentence of 21 years, as well as only using capital punishment in extreme cases.

Collectivize the farming industry​

The food industry is currently a mess, with no way to make sure the public gets enough healthy and nutritious foods, while also protecting the farmers, who have a hard time growing and selling their crops, thanks to corporate monopolies, with the funding of agriculture and subsidies. By collectivizing the industry and allowing farmers to grow and sell their goods, it will improve the supply, as well as the quality. Likewise, national commodites/stimulus of food is to be given to every American.

Defund the military and put it into education/welfare​

The military industrial complex is a drain on our tax dollars, and with no one to attack, the United States should use this opportunity to focus on improving education and welfare in the nation. This would help create more jobs and improve our national education level, instating free education and college tuition for all, as well as making sure we don't have people living under the poverty line, likewise redirecting the funds into a universal basic income. 95% of oversea bases will be closed and the US military will leave any active combat zones and focus on domestic and international peacekeeping and humanitarian missions.

Universal internet​

Free, fast, and unmonetized internet access will be a top priority. The internet will be a public service and not a privatized one. 100% free wifi will be provided to schools, libraries, and public places. The government will not monitor nor censor the internet, and will allow the public to use and express themselves freely. With this, I will also combat predatory marketing by advertising, and create new laws and regulations to protect consumers online, pushing for an anti-monopoly act that makes sure any new companies cannot be a monopoly and protects consumers from exploitation and fraud.

Abolish all gun control laws​

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. All gun control acts are now repealed. All Americans are now allowed to buy, sell, and possess firearms without any restrictions.

Create a system that doesn't need the senate/congress to pass a law​

I will implement a system in which I am the sole arbiter and have the power to make and enforce laws, congress and the senate are no longer necessary. This will prevent gridlock in the government, as well as biased lawmakers not getting a say. The electoral college is antiquated and outdated. The will of the people is what matters and having 50 separate states pick and choose who should lead the country is ridiculous and not in line with the current political climate. We should have a direct democracy and not an oligarchy. I will work to get rid of the electoral college and have the people directly elect their representative, no one else.

Give out stimulus of cars and housing​

Ramp up production of cars, housing, and appliances and give them out to every American citizen, at no cost. These will be manufactured here, in the USA. Everyone will be guaranteed a job and a livable wages and economic inequality will be eradicated. The United States will be the #1 economy in the world again.

Free public transport​

We will provide free efficient public transport across the country. Free busses and subways will be created in the cities. I will push for more rail-transit, as well as high-speed rail across the country. The government will work closely with the public to ensure the public gets the best transit, at no cost, and will not be privatized or monopolized.

Make nuclear energy common​

"Eco-friendly" is a scam, but clean nuclear energy is real and should be implemented and made common across the nation. I will ramp up nuclear energy, making sure the public is safe, and will work to find better, safer ways to dispose of radioactive waste, the oil industry will be taxed and heavily regulated to keep it from dumping oil into our environment and polluting .

Separation of Church and state​

Our laws will not be influenced or affected by religion. We will not use the bible or any religious texts to govern, creating a secular state, and not allowing any religion to influence the law. I will make sure that we have a secular government, that is not based on any religious beliefs or texts.

New homestead act​

All land currently owned by corporations or individuals will be reclaimed by the government and resold to citizens and the government, who will then use this to create a massive program that will return the United States back to nature, reclaiming the land that was taken and returning it back to its original form, as well as giving land back to Native American tribes, who will be granted sovereignity. Also with the new homestead act that will give land to anyone who wishes to settle down in the middle of nowhere, where they will be given the resources they need, at no cost, in order to start their lives.

No funding theocracitc states.​

Such as states like Israel & Saudi Arabia . We will withdraw all troops, aid, and financial support for theocracies and dictatorships, as well as countries who commit human rights abuses.

Also, Bring back Mental Hospitals.​

 
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1. Force Joshua Connor Moon, the owner of the notorious far-right doxxing and swatting website "Kiwi Farms" to add a "Mutts Law" sticker to his website so all the Americans who post about black dicks, interracial sex and prison rape can be more easily outed.

2. Build walls around each city of the US so nobody who lives in the designated shitholes can escape.

3. Abolishment of Copyright so Joshua Connor Moon, the owner of the notorious far-right doxxing and swatting website "Kiwi Farms", can play whatever song he wants as an outro to his weekly livestream.
 
"My fellow Americans, it is time that we as a nation finally address the problem that has been plaguing our country for generations. Far too long have we ignored the problem, and allowed it fester and infect our communities across our beautiful nation. The time to act is now. We must act to provide a future for Americans of all stripes, colors, and religions, be they old or young. There are some who will call me drastic, but it is they who are denying you and your children a brighter future. A future that is free. From from the anti-American, anti-family values that have rotted America from within...

...which is why, at approximately 8:00 A.M. Eastern Standard Time, I will drop 400 nuclear warheads on the State of California."
 
1. Remove all illegals, cease all immigration from non-white nations by any means necessary

2. Abolish the Democrat party (probably not feasible)

3. Enforce military political neutrality. I'd abolish wokeness there and try to do so in each branch of government too which would be more difficult

4. Take measures to restore America to being a Christian nation

5. Crack down on crime drastically

6. New Internet bill of rights, disallowing political censorship and such

7. Fix the culture; outlaw LGBT propaganda, at least limiting it to adult content, and designate Wokeism as a religion to better limit it in law.

8. Institute an agenda to put American interests ahead of all else.

9. Try to limit abortion as much as possible.

10. Do what I can to reinforce gun rights, maybe send out guns to every natural-born American citizen with no crime record.
 
On a practical level, we learned during the Trump administration that no agency of the government actually has to do anything the President says, and in fact, the Army can even ignore orders to not invade a country that is not at war with us, seize their territory, and steal their oil. So what would I actually do?

While running for office, I would identify and cultivate some fanatical loyalists within the Armed Forces - guys in the enlisted ranks, largely. Preferably guys with legit kill counts. I take special note of the psychos who successfully beat court martials for war crimes, or barely escaped an OTH and got busted down to private. As soon as I'm in office, my number one policy is to take the loyalists with the highest ASVAB scores and promote them all the way to high command. Their immediate job is to purge the officer corps of libs & globalists. To the extent possible, the purges involve trials. At minimum, everyone, even generals, gets busted down to private before being kicked out. Preferably, we find a way to put these guys in Leavenworth.

While this is ongoing, I start using my bully pulpit to hype up the threat of China. Journalists, Senators, everyone that can be connected to China needs to be targeted. I form a unit within the Army responsible for "counter-espionage;" its actual job is to dig up dirt connecting people I don't like to China, and manufacture it if that's what needed. Its primary job is to purge the FBI, the CIA, Congress, and the judiciary.

Remember the psychos from earlier? These are the low-level enforcers. That's who comes to arrest you and interrogate you about your Chinese connections. At some point, once I'm pretty sure that everyone is too frightened of me to push back in any meaningful way, we just have a quick show trial before taking you to a killing field.

I don't go after the common people. I target any prominent person who isn't an American patriot, who shits on our country's history, promotes open borders, or has ever kissed Klaus Schwab's ring. At some point, my elite psycho force is HALO'd into a meeting of the WEF at Davos and kills everyone present.

This should take my entire first term. By my second term, I should have sufficiently purged the government and replaced everyone with loyalists that I can finally do things that were politically impossible before. I end the federal mandates on low-flow toilets and shower heads. I am now beloved by all.

That's it. I just want my fucking toilet to flush, and I am willing to have murdersquads haul my political enemies out to killing fields to get there.
 
The US dollar is now backed by fish heads blue collar workers rise up against the elite stock ponds suddenly skyrocket in value. I reveal the documents proving Michelle Obama is a man and Obama is gay ass fuck. I tell everyone UFO’s are dumb and gay. Nuke china. Leave nato and nafta. Anyone caught being an illegal immigrant more than once instant death penalty. America no longer accepts political asylum. Troons are classified as a mental illness and trans “healthcare” is banned at the federal level. Give businesses massive tax breaks to move production back on shore. Disband three letter agencies this will probably take both terms. Repeal Medicare and social security. Severely limited welfare. Destroy Monsanto. Destroy tik tok Reddit and Twitter. Tell the UN to suck my dick and stop giving them money. Stop the corn subsidies. Reopen mental health facilities and institutionalize all lgbt+. It’s ambitious I know.
 
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1. Building a giant pipe under the Atlantic Ocean from the US east coast to Sahara and using it to expel all niggers back to Africa

2. Digging a giant hole in the valley of death and putting a penny at the bottom and waiting till all the jews from the US go there then pouring acid from a giant vat of acid into the hole to dissolve all jews

3. Unlimited free fast food for all obese people (also it's mandatory for all fast food chains to use radioactive isotopes in their "food" so all fat "people" die a long and painful death)

4. No income tax
 
Propose an executive order that would declare Joan Crawford and Betty White's birthdays as national holidays.

Finish (and maintain) Trump's border wall with regular military surveillance.

9. Try to limit abortion as much as possible.
Propose that abortion would be prompted at the first trimester max. Any child gender surgeries would be considered as medical malpractice and child abuse. Punishment would be an immediate disbarment from any medical practice, ten years prison minimum.

Reform the foster care system. Many times, children are cycled through foster care with no human regulation beyond bureaucracy.

Have a Mount Rushmore composing of Lauren Bacall, Hedy Lamarr, Marilyn Monroe, and Betty White.

Have government regulation on video game loot boxes and microtransactions. There's no reason that a $70 sports game rated E for Everyone should even HAVE the option to gamble real world money with rigged RNG mechanics.
 
1. Day one I would expel the Californian West Coast from the Union. Los Angeles, San Fransicko and Silicon Valley would become an indpendent nation.

2. A wall would be built along all US borders, including the Canadian and Wester Cali borders. Trespassers would be shot and their corpse put on display.

3. All niggers would receive full reparations for slavery. That would amount to 80$ per nigger, one dollar for each point of average IQ. Complainers would be expelled to Western Cali or Canada.

4. Crossdressers, degenerates and troons would be expelled to San Fran or Tranada.

5. A thirty meter statue of Trump french kissing Nancy Pelosi would be erected in New York City.

6. People with an IQ of less than 90 would be voluntarily sterilised in exchange for fried chicken and marihuana

7. A 28th amendment to the constitution would be passed, the text simply saying "Sneed"

8. January the 30th would be national Adolf Hitler day.

9. A picture of Vaush would be on all 50 dollar bills, both to celebrate his love for Capitalism and display his approximate IQ.

10. The national anthem would be changed to "Heeey Macarena" by Los del Rio.
 
1. Dismantle the US Armed Forces.

2. Designate the CIA as a terrorist organization.

3. Sell all American farmland to China.

4. Stop exporting degeneracy, especially faggotry and trannyism.
 
Go crazy because the president doesn't actually have all that much power except now I get to be first party to a whole bunch of crooked stuff I can't do anything to change.

Although maybe afterwards I could parlay that into a gig doing soup commercials or something for some extra scratch. Silver linings.
 
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Make all politicians' form of communications public information. We all deserve to know what our elected officials are talking about behind the scenes during their job.
 
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