deport all remaining trannies and sex pests to canada
build the wall
replace all remaining tv stations with a 24-hour loop of an overdramatic Japanese man asking the audience to have sex. this will increase discrimination against the Japanese through sheer annoyance, deterring open displays of weebery and shaming those who remain undeterred
mandate that every large city with a distinct regional accent have their signs rewritten in that accent to alienate their populations from the rest of the country and further confuse immigrants
reinstate segregation to get the race war over with
personally execute every american above the age of 10 who has actively enjoyed the following media and/or participated in one or more of their corresponding internet communities: Sherlock, Supernatural, Scott Pilgrim, My Little Pony, Sonic the Hedgehog, Thomas the Tank Engine, Bluey, Doctor Who, The Owl House, Star Vs. The Forces of Evil, Homestuck, Undertale/Deltarune
ban soy products for all non-asian men
quarantine every American member of every sect of Judaism to New York, exile all non-Jews, and hold the greatest battle royale ever to determine the one true sect. once that sect has been determined and every member of every other sect is dead, deport the winners to Israel and subtly encourage the prime minister to repeat the idea in his country
ban breeding of pitbulls and pugs
make broadband internet illegal for everyone except myself and my family
abolish the electoral system and have my successor determined through the largest game of Russian roulette ever held
No more protected classes - no more "hate" anything.
Go after parents of anyone under 17 who causes problems. Start enforcing truancy and curfew laws. Take away their welfare and mandate a depo shot for the third offense of your out-of-control knotheads.
Bring back stop and frisk.
Train cops to shoot to kill more often. Jacob Blake has Ben Crump lawyering his way to a wishful payout on the federal level because "muh stupid nigger." Retarded crip should be 6 feet under.
Drug dealing sentences are tripled.
Noise ordinances - ENFORCE THEM. No nigger has the right to shake my house like an earthquake at 1am and I am getting REALLY FUCKING TIRED (literally) of it.
No plates on your car? YOU GET PULLED THE FUCK OVER.
No lawsuits against the makers of inanimate objects for their misuse. Cars, guns, etc. Go after the people who steal or shoot. Seems logical but...
I am sure there's a lot more that I can't be assed to think of now (like on the economic front) but if the above steps were taken the rest should fall into place.
