If you were the me you delude yourselves to believe that i am, how will you spend my inheritance next week?

[BigTodd]

It will arrive today or tomorrow and I won't be going on any spending benders.

He posts unironically right after detailing his planned frivolous spending bender.

 

[AnOminous]

He posts unironically right after detailing his planned frivolous spending bender.

Sort of like he responds to being called a child molester by, yet again, for the thousandth time, admitting he is a child molester.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

My mother is going on 94. My grandmother died at 97. She had an aunt who lived to 108. All bets are off if the planetary management puts in an appearance. Go look at land prices in Pima County. I can get enough credit with what's going to hit the bank today or tomorrow to get a nice vehicle and a decent patch of land.

So we got roughly 20 more years of the cycle of you posting about how you don't rape children and animals, then posting an admission to raping children and animals, and then posting about how angry you are that people are calling you out for the rape of children and animals?Also your mother failed as a parent since you turned out the way you did.

 

[I raped a dog 2day]

It will arrive today or tomorrow and I won't be going on any spending benders.

Inb4 Thomas gives us all some big, convoluted excuse about why he lost the money.

I’m going to tell you this ahead of time, Tommy ol’ boy: I don’t believe that you’re getting any money and I already know that your inevitable, ridiculous stories about losing it is just as fictional as Harry Potter.

 

[nekrataal]

If I were to have the misfortune of being you I’d end it and do all of us a huge favor.

 

[repentance]

In the immediate future is a hair weave and makeup job friday morning

I can't wait to see the transformation.

 

[Stilgar of Troon]

I can't wait to see the transformation.

Something like this, probably...

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So we got roughly 20 more years of the cycle of you posting about how you don't rape children and animals, then posting an admission to raping children and animals, and then posting about how angry you are that people are calling you out for the rape of children and animals?Also your mother failed as a parent since you turned out the way you did.

I’d imagine his mother didn’t spend her entire life doing drugs, living in filth and getting shot. However, as Tom is not a woman, his male relatives are more relevant here.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I can't wait to see the transformation.

Are you serious? He's getting a hair weaved plus bad makeup? First thing they're going to tell you is that you need hair for a weave. Makeup and hair won't take away the ugly, make you pass, or bring you dick. I love how you're pretending you're a millionaire when you can't even afford to get rid of the Vermin from your home. Even I find makeup to be frivolity...but of course l, I have real money and natural beauty.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Are you serious? He's getting a hair weaned bad makeup?

Yep. He wants to look like a beat up old latina stereotype, or in his words: "ho'd up". @Stilgar of Troon is right on the money with that Gremlin picture.

 

[repentance]

Are you serious? He's getting a hair weaved plus bad makeup? First thing they're going to tell you is that you need hair for a weave.

He can always get a "man weave", which is literally just glueing a hairpiece to the scalp. Of course it only really works if it's custom made and there's plenty of hair left to blend it with.

An ethical hairdresser wouldn't accept Tommy for that service, but I have no doubt he "knows someone".

I'm not sure why he wants to get "ho'd up" on Friday in particular. The makeup will last a day at best. Maybe he's hoping to take selfies for catfishing people.

 

[Hambubger]

Based on your financial history id spend it on rocks both kinds actual stones and drugs

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

Just gonna leave this here for @Miss Tommie Jayne Wasserberg

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

I'm not sure why he wants to get "ho'd up" on Friday in particular. The makeup will last a day at best. Maybe he's hoping to take selfies for catfishing people.

He's going to get all hoe'd up to find a highschool locker room and do strip dances to this son in front of teen age boys who wrestle and play football.

 

[niggers]

imagine dying and the things you worked for or cherished in life went to tom, a genetic dead end of a man nearing the end of his life

i can't consider your stupid question without being overwhelmed by pity for the dead

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

He's going to get all hoe'd up to find a highschool locker room and do strip dances to this son in front of teen age boys who wrestle and play football.

Maybe he thinks he can seduce Jimmy McGill to avert the "boxing match"

 

[Open Window Maniac]

He's going to get all hoe'd up to find a highschool locker room and do strip dances to this son in front of teen age boys who wrestle and play football.

If he does that, hopefully that'll ensure his arrest. That way he can never molest children, animals, or Kiwi Farms ever again.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

He can always get a "man weave", which is literally just glueing a hairpiece to the scalp. Of course it only really works if it's custom made and there's plenty of hair left to blend it with.

An ethical hairdresser wouldn't accept Tommy for that service, but I have no doubt he "knows someone".

I'm not sure why he wants to get "ho'd up" on Friday in particular. The makeup will last a day at best. Maybe he's hoping to take selfies for catfishing people.

I think he honestly believes that he passes as an attractive woman. When he looks in the mirror, he doesn’t see the filthy old man with googly eyes and a collapsed face that we all do.

 

[repentance]

Maybe he thinks he can seduce Jimmy McGill to avert the "boxing match"

He should rethink the weave. Jimmy will pull his hair.

 

[RadioactiveMonkeyMan]

He should rethink the weave. Jimmy will pull his hair.

Getting his weave snatched is probably the closest Tom will get to being a Latina.