If you were the me you delude yourselves to believe that i am, how will you spend my inheritance next week?

He can always get a "man weave", which is literally just glueing a hairpiece to the scalp. Of course it only really works if it's custom made and there's plenty of hair left to blend it with.

An ethical hairdresser wouldn't accept Tommy for that service, but I have no doubt he "knows someone".

I'm not sure why he wants to get "ho'd up" on Friday in particular. The makeup will last a day at best. Maybe he's hoping to take selfies for catfishing people.
maybe you're a twisted twit projecting a lot of your own fantasies? There's actually a fair bit for her to work with because the finasteride has pretty well filled in the bald spot. not real thick and not real long, but there's hair there. The 4th Avenue Street Fair starts Friday.
He should rethink the weave. Jimmy will pull his hair.
if the fool actually appears, he's not likely to get anywhere near me.
 
maybe you're a twisted twit projecting a lot of your own fantasies? There's actually a fair bit for her to work with because the finasteride has pretty well filled in the bald spot. not real thick and not real long, but there's hair there. The 4th Avenue Street Fair starts Friday.

if the fool actually appears, he's not likely to get anywhere near me.
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Sure it has, bud. Sure it has.
 
maybe you're a twisted twit projecting a lot of your own fantasies? There's actually a fair bit for her to work with because the finasteride has pretty well filled in the bald spot. not real thick and not real long, but there's hair there. The 4th Avenue Street Fair starts Friday.
So what, you're going to go get your hair and makeup done to...look like an old guy in makeup? I don't know what your ends are, maybe you're just trying to convince yourself because you like to stare in the mirror and jerk off which I guess is up to you, but if your intention is to get young men to come and bone you I can confidently say that any who would go along with that while you had makeup and a shitty wig on would absolutely be desperate and demented enough that they'd do it either way, so in the end you're just wasting your money to look like you're a literal performing clown instead of a figurative one like usual.

And btw, to illustrate how little you're getting, someone making minimum wage in Arizona ($12.15/h) working 32 hours a week would make about $18.6k a year. You're getting less than one years salary at minimum wage in the state you're in, and you're already planning like you're getting some $300k windfall. Let's face it, you're going to be penniless again within a month max.
 
maybe you're a twisted twit projecting a lot of your own fantasies? There's actually a fair bit for her to work with because the finasteride has pretty well filled in the bald spot. not real thick and not real long, but there's hair there. The 4th Avenue Street Fair starts Friday.

if the fool actually appears, he's not likely to get anywhere near me.
So, you're trying to impress a young buck with cheap hair and even cheaper makeup. My advice is don't even try Thomas. Even if you cut out their eyes, and chopped of their hands, they would still have a nose to smell your unwashed ballsack to come from a million miles away.


Hey everyone, Tom calls this "hair".

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I wonder if Tom can legitimately have dementia from years of smoking weed and eating trash that’s been laying out in the hot Arizona heat?
It's been medically proven that having a mental illness like schizophrenia can speed up the onset of dementia, even if you take steps to treat it.
 
Why not? Are you going to gun him down?
wait, watch and wonder. he's not going to be real pleased with the results if he actually gets to me, but i doubt the ass clown will even make an appearance. the neighbor's families are around most weekend in the afternoon and i'm two blocks from the cop shop, who will almost certainly be watching for it in advance.
 
wait, watch and wonder. he's not going to be real pleased with the results if he actually gets to me, but i doubt the ass clown will even make an appearance. the neighbor's families are around most weekend in the afternoon and i'm two blocks from the cop shop, who will almost certainly be watching for it in advance.
You'll just run away if anything happens Thomas. You always do.
 
wait, watch and wonder. he's not going to be real pleased with the results if he actually gets to me, but i doubt the ass clown will even make an appearance. the neighbor's families are around most weekend in the afternoon and i'm two blocks from the cop shop, who will almost certainly be watching for it in advance.
I like how you have this cycle of bravado to bitch back again to bravado.
 
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