I'm British AMA - Toodle-pip, let's do a flip

[Spunt]

Hello.

I am British. For those who don't understand what that means, there's this thread.

The Queen is dead, and instead we have some jug-eared idiot who successfully lobbied for acupuncture to be paid for by the NHS. Our new Prime Minister managed to crash the economy less than a month after taking office. We have laws that make it illegal to cause "distress" to people, which the Police have decided includes Facebook memes that cause "anxiety" to troons.

It is currently so foggy I can't see the houses on the other side of the street.

Ask me about being British.

 

[Vingle]

Are you still recovering from the surgery?

 

[Real Fakeman]

Sunni or shia?

 

[Spunt]

Are you still recovering from the surgery?

The surgery was a success and you WILL respect my new pronouns.

Sunni or shia?

Britain's biggest mosque is in fact Ahmadiyya, a muslim sect that both Sunnis and Shias regard as heretics. Even our own Muslims are haram.

 

[Colon capital V]

Why didn't your ancestors decide to move to the new world?

 

[Spunt]

Why didn't your ancestors decide to move to the new world?

Because Puritanism was too fun.

 

[A-Stump]

Why do you guys speak English so poorly?

 

[Spunt]

Why do you guys speak English so poorly?

Have you seen our fucking teeth?

 

[Neko GF]

Why do your people refuse to practice basic oral hygiene?

 

[Spunt]

Why do your people refuse to practice basic oral hygiene?

Having bad breath means that people won't want to talk to you. That is a considerable advantage in this country.

 

[|llII||IIlll|]

Why don't you just kill yourself?

 

[Spunt]

Why don't you just kill yourself?

Guns are banned and the trains are always on strike so you can't throw yourself in front of one either.

 

[Dyn]

Guns are banned and the trains are always on strike so you can't throw yourself in front of one either.

Why don't you slit your own throat with a beans tin lid?

 

[Spunt]

Why don't you slit your own throat with a beans tin lid?

And desecrate the Holy Beans? How are we supposed to ascend to Beanhalla behaving like that?

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

why do you suck so bad at rugby league

 

[Spunt]

why do you suck so bad at rugby league

We suck at every sport we invented. And the ones we didn't invent, too.

 

[Dufe]

How many licenses do you actually have?

 

[Spunt]

How many licenses do you actually have?

Sorry I don't have a "say how many licences you have" licence.

 

[Dufe]

Sorry I don't have a "say how many licences you have" licence.

Oi! Youre nicked, sunshine!

 

[The Cunting Death]

Why