I'm getting too old for this shit.

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Why is it so hard to meet local and fuck some random Ukrainians. I bet they will jump at any chance to fuck an american and get a chance to get the fuck out of Ukraine.

Clearly null is at fault here. Get your juicy dick get wet son.

Once you fuck some local talents you will be right at home and back at shitposting lolcows.

Stop being melodramatic.
 
So after years of making fun and destroying people, you're a little bummed out.

Hm. That's really sad, Josh. Let me hold you and sing you to sleep.

I know I'm talking to a mentally ill person, but if the Western society wasn't broken, you would've been in a nice padded room, drinking your tranqs and talking to nice people in white, who'd make notes about how your schizophrenia (or whatever mental illness you have) is going.

So you don't get to gloat. You're here because you enjoy the attention, not on some moral crusade.
 
Yeah... I'd honestly feel really sad if this site ended. Websites eventually end at some point unless its a big site like Google, but still. KF filled a void that ED left in my heart once it became apparent that it lost its way. I much rather prefer a honorable death than staying alive and rotting like a zombie.

KF was like the last bastion of what I called 'apolitical schadenfreude'. Being able to make fun of almost anything no matter the politics, and getting away with it, although ever since 2016 agenda politics have been extremely apparent on this site which I'm mixed on. The world is becoming increasingly more and more political, the average Joe is expected to be political in some way, so really its more of the world itself changing in such a big way that KF is also impacted. Though I'm all in for any measures to counteract excessive politics sperging.

There is also hope for lolcows though. Jack Scalfani is still entertaining to follow although he's definitely gonna die soon... But I have faith. New decade after all and potentially a new wave of lolcows (in the traditional sense) coming in the aftermath of the shitshow were having so far.

If you had to go... At least I know that KF, was like the one big festival I attended, that had to end eventually. Saw many faces, dunno if I'll see again, but I had fun, and I'm going to move on eventually, for sure. Maybe even use the internet less and less and focus on starting my own family as well. Because once KF dies, and there isn't a new site that can generate as much lulz, I guess its a sign to grow up and realize the internet isn't fun anymore and focus on other stuff. Internet only used for boring stuff like contacting friends or financial stuff. Not counting multiplayer games.

I guess once KF dies, we'll move on to Lolcow.Farms or something?
 
Dynastia once wrote about me that I “couldn’t find a hill not worth dying on.”
there's an expression that your greatest strength is also your greatest weakness. also described by the aesop fable of the eagle and the arrow.

if you aren't having fun, imo then go
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and stir the pot. this is your ant farm. more threads like when you banned corbin. charge money for special stickers, charge money to post more than x times a week, worry about the ethics after you stop worrying about solvency. force the anti-230 trump fans to watch trap porn and publish results of how long the average takes to click away. have fun.
Why is it so hard to meet local and fuck some random Ukrainians. I bet they will jump at any chance to fuck an american and get a chance to get the fuck out of Ukraine.

Clearly null is at fault here. Get your juicy dick get wet son.

Once you fuck some local talents you will be right at home and back at shitposting lolcows.

Stop being melodramatic.
women also love bad guys. he should be playing this shit up like he runs the silk road lol
 
Even if you decide none of the lolcows and politics are worth it, can you still host a site where i can look at memes and post about what i made for dinner?
I do indeed hope to find a backup forum where people can write however they feel, that's how forums are supposed to be.

They now always die out or become a giant circlejerk. Kiwifarms is unique in how everyone is a fair target, no sacred cows.

Null may you find yourself a big tittied Eastern European hacker. Be aware though that your main appeal as an American will be for that greencard.
 
Why is it so hard to meet local and fuck some random Ukrainians. I bet they will jump at any chance to fuck an american and get a chance to get the fuck out of Ukraine.

You mistake us for SEA. We are famous for gold-digger girls, not for I MAKE BABIES FOR GREEN CARD girls.
 
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The Kiwifarms has been one of the few online communities that I've found, in the whole of my life, where I feel a sense of welcome... because ultimately nobody cares about me, and that means I can just be myself. I haven't fostered any friendships and I don't have a community of people I'd die for, but I would not trade my time here for any other website.

With that said, some of the only times you seem truly joyful, Null, is either when you're working on a coding project that's difficult-but-not-impossible (so like, 9Chan before outside influences ruined the fun), or when you're laughing at old school cows. I can't say where your life's path should take you, I can only say that herding cats and fielding legal complaints might not be it.

If you take down the site I'll be sad, a lot of people will be. I'll be even sadder if you stop the podcast--you're the only show I listen to every week without fail. But if you close up everything and manage to find joy, that's all that matters.
 
I know I'm talking to a mentally ill person, but if the Western society wasn't broken, you would've been in a nice padded room, drinking your tranqs and talking to nice people in white, who'd make notes about how your schizophrenia (or whatever mental illness you have) is going.

So you don't get to gloat. You're here because you enjoy the attention, not on some moral crusade.

Harvey ---------> Crotch rot.


Have a blessed day.
 
I've been here since the CWCkiki forum days, and ngl this is still one of my favorite places on the internet. I mostly hang out on the girly forums too, but I do think there is a need for shit like the riots thread given how slanted the coverage has been from journalists. Plus the fact that even fairly moderate opinions are enough to get a bunch of spoiled brats with blue hair trying to have you fired for "racism" or "transphobia" or whatever on most other places.

The neo-Nazi antisemitic spergs are annoying, and I can't say I object to mods threadbanning them if they start shitting up threads bad enough, especially threads that have nothing to do with that shit.
 
You really are a heartless fucking piece of shit, aren't you?
Dude, it's a bunch of anonymous forum users who likely got bored being here and moved somewhere else or got another, more productive hobby. If they didn't want to be here then it wasn't worth appeasing them to keep them around, and to them this forum wasn't worth coming back to, it goes both ways.
 
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Dude, it's a bunch of anonymous forum users who likely got bored being here and moved somewhere else or got another, more productive hobby. If they didn't want to be here then it wasn't worth appeasing them to keep them around, and to them this forum wasn't worth coming back to, it goes both ways.
He fucked some of them over IIRC, but thats what you get I guess.
 
I think 30 is when, even if it's barely there, you gain perspective you never had before.

It's easy to ruminate over doubts and shortcomings, it makes us human.
 
Its almost time for me to go.
And with me... The last ember of this fruitless war dies out.
And at last, those evils will be gone.
Once the source of evil returns to zero.
A new one - a new future will be born.
That new world...
Is yours to live in.
Not as a dog.
But, as a man.

You are nobody's admin now.
No one's tardwrangler.
You are no longer a prisoner of the internet.
You are no longer a seed of autism.
Its time for you to see the outside world with your own eyes.
Your body and your soul.
Are your own.
Forget about us.
Live. For yourself.
And find a new lease on life.
 
Dude, it's a bunch of anonymous forum users who likely got bored being here and moved somewhere else or got another, more productive hobby. If they didn't want to be here then it wasn't worth appeasing them to keep them around, and to them this forum wasn't worth coming back to, it goes both ways.
Roping in every user who left like that is very spiteful IMHO
 
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