I'M MOVING!!!!! - 07/09/20

[No One Cares]

I didn't hear her say "buying." I think she's just renting. You usually aren't able to look at and buy a house in 2 months.

Plus, when you buy, you aren't worried about finding a place that allows pets.

Edit: can't spell for shit.

 

[Meygen]

What a dope. She said she wonders if her pets are processing whats happening because of the moving boxes everywhere

 

[Army Burger]

It's a bit much of her to buy her own house for hospice care, but Hamberlynn has never been one to make smart decisions, I guess.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

She has to be renting. There is no way a mortgage lender would look at her iffy career prospects, shitty to nonexistent credit, and history of bill dodging and decide that shes someone to risk a mortgage on. And if they did, then I guess inbreeding is more common there than I had imagined.

 

[Crunchy Leaf]

You can get a house in Monticello for 50 grand, so I could see her being able to afford a 20% down payment.

 

[mekalekahi]

"I dont really like this house, I never really have its not really my cup of tea" and yet you moved in there. That was other peoples homes before you invaded it so it doesn't matter what you think of it. If you dont like somewhere than move out on your own...And lets be real its not the home you dont like, its KY. Its quite clear you want to be in california and you have the means to be there, but it was easier for you to get to 600lbs and become house/town bound.

So this is obviously the result of the fallout of the bad drinking night.

Lmao

 

[Moonpie]

And this is how it's gonna go down

This is appropriate.

 

[Assman]

Definitely a good idea to move just prior to having a hysterectomy and whatever other treatment she'll need with an already declining, unstable income.

Either she's in complete denial, or Boss Hog still doesn't grasp that the odds are decent that she'll be moving even more than she thinks. First to the new shack, then to the hospital, then to the cemetery.

 

[Billie Ross]

Bitch is going to die right when she is Finally giving some new milk... pff... will troll us even after death, fuck you Hambo.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

This video is a whole lot of nothing other than everyone is moving out of the fag shanty and her and Becky are going to be renting a house. That's all. No other information given but she still slapped 6 ads on it, of course.

 

[Bicassie]

Sounds like surgery is on Wednesday at the latest...and she’s moving a few days before???

This girl has to be having some sort of bipolar episode that’s been triggered by the impending doom of the hysterectomy...or she has simply worms for brain

 

[8008135]

I guess Eric the Muppet will resurface on social media and YouTube now that Queen Hamber has made her announcement and thus given him permission to do so.

 

[Captain Ahab]

To the graveyard?

Too soon?

 

[Turd Fergusson]

She has to be renting. There is no way a mortgage lender would look at her iffy career prospects, shitty to nonexistent credit, and history of bill dodging and decide that shes someone to risk a mortgage on. And if they did, then I guess inbreeding is more common there than I had imagined.

The fact that she is looking for a house that allows pets is a cue that she is renting. If you buy, there is no issue with you having pets.

They are moving closer to Becky's family, so probably further to the hospital doing the surgery. Wonderful idea.

From her monologue, I believe that she still does not comprehend how much discomfort she will be. She mentioned that she will not be able to lift even a Subway soda glass. In reality, she will not be able to breathe properly without sharp pain for days is not weeks.

 

[Sociopathic Smeghead]

Just remember, gorls: The mortality rate following a hysterectomy ranges from 0.6 to 1.6 per 1000 procedures. And that's for your normal-sized person. Amber is four of those.
Also, according to good ol' Google, surgical complications are very real and can result in any of the following: infection, hemorrhage during or following surgery and/or damage to internal organs such as the urinary tract or bowel.
That's not even taking into account the anaesthetic. Anaesthetic is a depressant on the respiratory system, and with her sleep aponea and horrifyingly heavy breathing, I'm not even sure if complications of surgery are worth looking at - she won't make it that far.
Then again, it's never people like Amber who die in these procedures, so who am I kidding?
She'll have her biohazard of a fanny removed and waddle through life as if nothing had happened, no consequences, no reflection, nothing.

On a lighter note, wonder if her new house will be like Chantal's "luxury apartment"?

 

[Beetus Knuckles]

She isn’t buying shit. Even though rates are low, the banks have tightened lending standards to to uncertainty caused by the pandemic. Amber may have a bit of cash saved, but I’d wager it’s just a couple of thousand. Even on a 50k house, she’d need a 10k down payment unless she took a USDA loan. She probably got denied a rental app due to her shitty credit and rental history and had to go with a mom n pop outfit. Bed bound in the trailer park situation-type deal incoming!

 

[Owlflaps]

C'mon, Thumby. Grow a damn spine and get married to Amber, already. Once she dies you can collect on whatever assets she has left and you can score the biggest snap back and t-shirt haul your juvenile heart desires.

 

[LargeChoonger]

I can barely make it past 2:00 minutes before I start hating myself for wasting 120 seconds that I will never get back, ever..

I love how her first line was an excuse for eating like a retard. Not even 2 seconds in. New record?

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

LMAO of course the landlord told them to get out after Eric and Ricky left. Becky has no job, a prior methhead showed up for who knows how long, and I don’t think Amber was on the lease, but if she was, who wants that bleeding behemoth screwing up your rental property.

RIP Fag Shanty. You held up well little house.

 

[kebab4you]

Who tells their landlord that they are moving before you actually have found a place? No shit the person is going to be proactive and find new renters ASAP, even if it means before you have found a place.

Also, she said they have no furnitures, is all that crap in that house the boys' stuff?