Imagine A Book Filled with Your Internet Posts - Yes, ALL of them

[DatBepisTho]

Only 3?

Lol so randumb and its varying levels of 'tism doesn't count as people.

Otherwise it'd be like War and Peace levels of dense reading with X-Men and Superman sperging alone.
Oh, and Resident Evil. I sperged hard on that shit all the way up until RE4.

 

[Mater Lachrymarum]

It would be an interesting journey from a 9 year old REEEEing about everything to whatever I am now. Oh, and some play-by-forum smut in the middle.

 

[Lurkette]

i would laugh my ass off and probably post highlights here

 

[Todesfurcht]

I feel as though it'd be best selling.

 

[muina]

it would be like reading my shitty paper on shit no one care sabout

 

[FBongRizzle]

An instant penguin classic with a record breaking advance.

 

[Foltest]

Would be an report on an mental patient.

 

[Meat_Puppet]

It would be a book that I'd be okay burning.

 

[DoctorJimmyRay]

There would be comprehensive chapters on pimple popping lust and hatred of nonhuman primates.

 

[The Iconoclast]

Only the middle toward the end would be interesting.

 

[Kari Kamiya]

I'd win an award for "Best Character Development" (if such an award exists), I could tell you that much. But I would still accept the scathing reviews 'cause I don't give a shit about what I was like 10+ years ago.

 

[A-tistic]

The book would be absolutely fucking schizofrenic and no one would ever trust anything I said again after reading it.

 

[Un Platano]

When I was thirteen I was inspired to become a master troll, which amounted to calling people on a certain website faggots over and over again with hundreds of sockpuppets. I wouldn't read that chapter.

 

[Zarkov]

The chapter about my comments on YouTube will give you cancer.

 

[Varg Did Nothing Wrong]

You'd see the slow journey of an extremely naive boy who unironically thought communism could work and thought everything he said was hilarious even if it was horribly not, and his transformation into a kebab-hating white supremacist cynic who has nothing in his life that gives him pleasure anymore and who still thinks he's the cleverest fuck around, even though he isn't.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Book's name would be: Cringe - the electric boogaloo

Well, if the title is any indication...