Imagine A Book Filled with Your Internet Posts - Yes, ALL of them

"Well, the first chapters are quite bizarre, but still exciting! But then towards the end it's just predictable and boring and the author overly repeats herself..."
 
I like to think it would be mildly interesting since I try to contribute to discussions and am a fairly decent critic and sometimes offer a wide-angle view of the subject- it could even be somewhat interesting without context.

Oh and a lot of times these things fail big time so expect a lot of sperging around any possibly good content.

Another interesting question would be: what would the back-cover reviews of your book say?
 
keksz said:
Another interesting question would be: what would the back-cover reviews of your book say?
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"In this book, you see the creation of a social and sexual deviant over the course of nearly two decades... truly horrifying." ~ New York Times

"It's shit. It's fucking shit. It's all shit." ~ Some Homeless Man on the Street

"... Problematic from start to finish." ~ Tumblr

"Please keep this lady away from me." ~ Jeff Goldblum
 
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It would be a short book and not embarrassing at all.
As per the back cover:
"6 Pages of absolute bullshit, I'd pay 9.99 for it!" - Some asshole.
 
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The older posting in my life would be pretty cringey, but I did the kind of stuff irl to back it up, like if I talked about making a threat irl, I pretty much did. I got myself into trouble pretty much all the time in my teens, so at least I can say I wasn't a dumbass that just talked about shit online
 
What a fucking amazing book this is. I'm sending a copy to everyone i know.
 
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Tell me again how it's better to follow up on your threats irl than to leave them to the online space? Clearly a winner here.

EDIT user deleted his post I was replying to and sent me faggot PMs
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My post is still there, you just didn't quote it? Even if I did delete my post, the quote would still appear in your reply.

Edit: As for my original thread reply, I never followed up on threats. I just made sure people knew how I felt about things, and it was usually provoked anyway. Everyone has had problems and says stupid shit when they're younger. You can choose to move past it, or stay in the past dwelling on it
 
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A book about weird fetishes, pointless discussions, bad english and full of frustration? Sounds good to me.
 
It would need to be split into multiple volumes. Two, to be exact:

Vol. 1 - Mean comments about movies
Vol. 2 - Unabashed racism

That last one is a joke. :tomgirl:
 
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It'd be a mixture of pretentious political theory and cultural criticism, me being pathetically sad and potentially insane on my off days, and me being drunk and starting dumb arguments with people. Nothing particularly bad outside of chatlogs, which is where the real humiliating stuff is. My shit attempts at short fiction would probably make people roll their eyes also.

My 4chan days would make me want to slit my own wrists though, now that I think about it
 
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Oh good, someone who can finally read my shitty fan-fictions about cartoons (E.G.: Kid's stuff!) that were/are still considered to be bad that I "made better, at least in my honest opinion".

I imagine some stellar reviews for the more-than-one books I haven't gotten around to writing like that, because I'm not that desperate for money just yet.

Sounds like something fun to do, though.
 
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