(Incorrect) Movie synopses, based entirely off of the title.

The Last House on the Left:
A wholesome story about a family discovering their inheritance of a quaint little home that's gotten a bit shaggy with time. The family spend the next few months renovating it, in the process stirring up wacky Hijinx, making friends, and creating the best moments in their teenage daughter's life.
 
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Good Will Hunting:
Will (Insert Last Name Here) is actually a pretty decent guy... Unfortunately it's hunting season, and Will is the prime target. Most of the movie is Will trying to avoid being shot and killed by hunters.
He doesn't succeed.
 
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Interview with a Vampire

An illiterate vampire from the late 18th century arises from his slumber to discover a home improvement store has taken the space where his ancestral house used to be. He decides to apply in it as centuries of living off his family fortune finally ran the well dry.
 
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Blade Runner: Basically the adult version of a child running with scissors, instead it's an old guy running around while holding knives. Many innocent people are killed.

Friday the 13th:
The thirteenth installment of the much beloved "Friday" franchise, starring Ice Cube and numerous other black people I would imagine. I'm not gonna lie... I've never actually seen this movie, as I am in fact white, but I've heard that somebody says "Bye Felicia" in every installment and that's funny to me.

Freaky Friday:
I couldn't tell you the exact number, but this is one of the earlier installments of the same "Friday" franchise. Unlike most horror movies, this one forgoes the usual trend and actually has the token white guy die first.
 
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Birth of A Nation
Describes the birth of a young black girl named Abigail Nation who strives to perfect the equation that Einstein stole from her whilst dealing with Anti-Blackness. Very revisionist.
 
Total Recall:

After a very bad few years in the manufacturing sector (due to reasons not specified in the movie, but is heavily implied due to some kind of overreaction to a virus) leading to horrible safety and national security failures, governments around the world issue a recall of everything manufactured since 2020 and a freeze on all new manufacturing. This forces entire communities to scramble to find pre-2020 items and restore/repair others. It starts as an irritating disaster film, but ends on a wholesome note as humanity learns to be less wasteful and to take care of what they have. Louis Rossman and right to repair have cameos as well.
 
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Alien:

A group of young siblings meet a small alien and try to hide his existence from the public eye and help him find a way to phone home.
 
What Women Want

2 hours of Harlequin novel excerpts read aloud by male models and handsome actors. Occasionally, the actors pause to ask the audience about their day and tell them how special they are.
 
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Eragon (2006):

A young Turkish chef struggles to leave his mark on the culinary scene of downtown Detroit, all the while looking for love in his spare time.
 
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Corpse Bride: The forgotten sequel to The Princess Bride. It seems that Princess Buttercup died shortly after the ending of the first movie. On the plus side, she's a badass zombie now... Which is good, because she has to rescue Westley from Guilder assassins or something.
Unfortunately this movie came out in the mid 2000's and thus was made a while after the death of Andre the Giant, so sadly Fezzik is not a character in this movie.
 
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