(Incorrect) Movie synopses, based entirely off of the title.

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28 Days Later:

The sequel to Sandra Bullock's quirky rehab comedy 28 Days, the second installment sees her through relapse and recovery with a rag-tag group of crazy alcoholics and plenty of sober shenanigans.
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That's what I 100% legit thought that movie was and ignored it for a long time.

Dracula 3000, it's the annual Dracula race across america. The first vampire to reach the east coast before sunrise will be vampire boss for a year. "It is a race against the sun!" Get it? They're all going east as fast as they can and the sun rises in the east.
 
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Bros:
Two straight, single Brooklyn firefighters pretend to be a gay couple in order to receive domestic partner benefits. Starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James.

School Daze:
A janitor at an historically black college solves a complicated equation written on a chalkboard that professors took years to solve. That equation was 2*2=4.
 
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Don't be a Menace: After his latest antics end with Mister Wilson's untimely death, a now pre-teen Dennis the Menace gets sent to juvie where he learns how not to be a menace anymore.
 
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Schindler's List:

A young workaholic who organizes his life day after day is thrown for a loop when he encounters a free-spirited woman who gets him into all sorts of mischief. A throwback to the screwball comedies of the 30s and 40s.
 
Ocean's eleven: The eleventh entry in a documentary about the history of Earth's oceans, this one covers the XXth century and the effects that both world wars had on marine life.

Thor Love & Thunder: a gay Porn parody of the popular Marvel Superhero, with Jonny Sins playing Gor the "God Layer" an alien who travels the universe shagging all the gods in his path.

Avatar: the live action adaptation of the popular cartoon Avatar: The Last Airbender.

Hurt Locker: An antropomorphic locker gets punched by an angry jock who was pissed about losing the big game, the Locker must now find something to make the pain go away without being caught by any of the students, luckily Halloween is just around the corner...

Buck Breaking: A documentary about Deer hunting, showing detailed ways of hunting and even cooking them.
 
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Roger and Me:
Fat slob and political hack Michael Moore tries repeatedly to mooch off of his significantly more famous cousin: former Bond, Roger Moore.

Dirty Harry:
Harry is a dirty smelly man who refuses to shower. The heartwarming tale of a town that bands together to try to get him to wash his ass.

Million Dollar Baby:
The sequel to Boss Baby where the titular Boss Baby finally becomes a millionaire and then loses it all in the stock market crash.
 
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The Rock
A semi-fictional WWE tie in movie about the life of Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, starring Sean Connery for some reason. As this movie was released in 1996 it actually predates his "The Rock" persona by several months. That's just how good mid 90's WWF brand synergy was.

The Human Centipede
A family comedy in the same vein as Stewart Little. A barren couple wanting to adopt a child end up with a very "human" acting centipede. He can talk, but he's still the same size as any other centipede. Wacky hijinks ensue as little Herbert tries to get used to the "human" world.

Rain Man
The heart warming tale of a special-needs superhero with the ability to control the weather. I think his brother is his tard wrangler or something.
 
Point Break
A desk clerk races against time to find a pencil sharpener in the face of a looming deadline.

Boyz N The Hood
A group of little boys find a magical portal in the hood of a 1978 Pontiac Trans Am. They pass through it and join forces with a magical giant eagle to protect its homeland from an evil king bent on conquest.

Smaug's Smokey Hole 2 said:
Dracula 3000, it's the annual Dracula race across america. The first vampire to reach the east coast before sunrise will be vampire boss for a year. "It is a race against the sun!" Get it? They're all going east as fast as they can and the sun rises in the east.
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Van Helsing has finally captured Dracula. Instead of killing him, he traps the vampire lord on an orbiting satellite, where he is forced to watch cheesy movies alongside a pair of lovable robots.
 
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Bros:
Two straight, single Brooklyn firefighters pretend to be a gay couple in order to receive domestic partner benefits. Starring Adam Sandler and Kevin James.
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Two former fraternity brothers from college meet after a decade of leaving their wild and crazy college days behind. They catch up on how so much has changed before seeing a flyer at a bar for a beer fest style drinking contest between other older guys and young fresh college pledges. So they decide to dust off the old drinking tees and fraternity caps to relive the glory days one last time.
 
They Live
The title is actually a massive spoiler for ending to this horror/comedy. A would-be serial killer is on the loose, but his would-be victims always manage to get away unscathed. In the end, they live.

Lawnmower man
A coming of age tale about a young lad who starts a yard care company to make some extra pocket money. Over the course of a long grueling summer, the lawnmower boy... becomes a lawnmower man.
 
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The Matrix
A biopic of Arthur Cayley and the birth of modern pure mathematics.

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The Wolf of Snow Hollow- sequel to The Wolf of Wall Street, where after the guy goes to prison and gets released he moves back to his small home town. He has learned his lesson and in this heartwarming tale he helps out the needy and underprivileged of his former town, and re-unites with his high school sweetheart. Unfortunately he finds out he has full blown AIDS from either prison or his cochise fueled binges in the first movie, but still tries to make a difference to as many as he can before he dies.
 
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Flash Gordon
Vincent "Flash" Gordon is a man with a very particular kink. (He really likes exposing himself to other people.) He gets abducted to another planet by a prudish but evil warlord, and combats him the only way he knows how to... With a trench coat and a smile. He'll save every one of us. Or he probably won't...

Red Dawn
An apocalyptic science fiction film.
In the not too distant future, due to an incompetent attempt by the US government to combat "global warming", through a process known as solarforming, our sun is accidentally turned into a red giant. The skies burn red as the scientists cause the very thing they were supposedly trying to avoid. Everybody dies as a very literal "Red Dawn" is unleashed upon the Earth.
 
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Star Wars
Two actresses in their 40s fight it out in the tabloids with rumours and public clashes as they try to seduce a young director to cast them in a potentially oscar worthy role.

Waterworld
A documentary on Europa.

The Princess and the Frog
An autistic princess who struggles to relate to other people strikes up a remarkable connection to amphibians.
 
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Dazed and Confused
The sad tale of a woman suffering from dementia.

Green Room
The wacky adventure of a wholesome christian rock bands trials and tribulations to make it too the biggest venue they've ever played.

Detroit Rock City
A geologist in Michigan tries to strike it rich the only way he knows how.

Blue Ruin
A tailor makes a special blue suit only to have it ruined the night before it is to be delivered to his biggest client ever.

Contact
Rugby players hit hard in this documentary.

The Wolf of Wall street
The NYC Zoo has some wild escapes and scrapes in this children's comedy.
 
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