(Incorrect) Movie synopses, based entirely off of the title.

Babe 2: Pig in the city - Sequel to the largely forgotten original "Babe". (Which is of course about a hot chick, pretty much coasting through life and getting free shit for just being hot.)
In a radical departure, the sequel features the titular "Babe" gaining 200 pounds and moving to New York. She learns the valuable lesson that life isn't so easy when you're a fat pig living in the city.
 
Come and See
Horror movie - A mad artists invites rich guests to his gallery, then traps them in it. He kills every single guest one by one and makes "art" out of their corpses. This goes on until the last survivor, a woman who has been coping with some trauma for the rest of the movie, convinces the artist that killing people is a bad way to cope with his childhood trauma.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Romantic comedy - 3 woman in their 30s looking for love. One is a kind, good hearted woman who looks after orphans in her free time. The second one is a yandere and the third one is just mid. The movie ends with the good woman coming together with a bad boy, the yandere getting fixed by a good samaritan and the third one marries a guy who is also just mid.

The Island of Dr. Moreau
Pseudointellectual drama - A scientist retreats on a small pacific island to focus on his research into a potion of eternal happiness. During his years long reasearch his only contact to the outside world are a few Polynesians who visit the island from time to time. With them are 2 European researchers who are married to each other. The movie ends with the scientist discovering the potion and unveiling it in a grand ceremony. The scientist than smashes the vial containing the potion in front of the shocked audience. He then explains that true happiness comes from the relationships we form with each other and can never be replaced with science.

No Country for Old Men
Drama - A rich boomer breaks out of a nursing home to stop his hated daughter from faking his will to get his money. He then meets his two grandchildren he never saw before and feels bad for them. He dies at the end but leaves a ton of money for his grandkids. They split the money in three parts. They voluntairly give the last third to their mom to show her the error of her ways. She then breaks down at her father's grave in remorse.

Meet the Spartans
"comedy" - A chud travels back in time to the good old days of Ancient Greece. He soon realises that the past is actually le bad. He get's enslaved and raped by gay Spartans. The movie has at least 30 minutes of gay sex and half of the Spartans are black. He then get's saved by a girlboss and travels back to the modern age to support the local strong female politician. The movie get's nominated for several Oscars for being brave and stunning.
 
Escape from Planet Earth
Sci-Fi/Horror/Netflix Original - After a disease quickly spreads across the Earth in the form of a digital virus, a group of NASA scientists have to figure out a way to get the remaining members of human society off Earth before it takes over the building they're in. Features a cameo from Elon Musk.

Home
Documentary - A two hour long film on the history of houses, aesthetic and speculation on how buildings will evolve further.

Planet 51
Mockumentary/"Comedy" - One massive joke movie where a bunch of 4channers teamed up to try and kickstart a conspiracy that Area 51 discovered a habitable planet and anyone who discovers the existence of it gets shot and fucking killed by the ATF.

Manos: The Hands of Fate
Adventure/Comedy - An affectionate parody of Japanese isekai, a young man gets sent to a fantasy world that's under seige by the evil wizard Manos and has to use a pair of gauntlets known as the Hands of Fate to stop him.
 
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X-Men
A documentary about trans women.

Ironman
A good natured doctor combats the anemia crisis in his small town by exposing the food industry frauds.
Starring Robert Downey Jr.

The Amazing Spiderman
A former arachnologists in disgrace starts an spider circus in the 60s.
Starring Andrew Garfield.

Man of Steel
The story of the men who build the iconic skyscrapers of Manhattan narrated by the grandson of one of them now writing a book about his grandfather's inspiring life.
Starring Dylan Sprayberry and Henry Cavill.

Blue Beetle
An immigrant drives across America escaping from ICE after stealing a valuable blue Volkswagen from a car exhibition.
Starring Xolo Maridueña.

Catwoman
A 40 years old successful senior executive finds out the man she loves is about to get married and she needs to stop the wedding before her last time for happiness is gone.
Starring Anne Hathaway, Halle Berry, and Michelle Pfeiffer.
 
Birdemic: Shock and Terror - A medical drama about a team of veternarians struggling to cure a deadly virus that only affects birds.

Day of the Animals - A family-friendly romp about a group of wild animals exploring the big city.

Samurai Cop - A police officer is transported to Sengoku Era Japan and must learn the way of the sword.
 
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BFG - sequel to the Doom movie starring the Rock. This movie focuses on the titular "Big Fucking Gun." and is a hard R just from the name of the gun alone. Surprisingly directed by Steven Spielberg.

Minority Report - A high powered FBI agent (Played by Tom Cruise) discovers that despite being 12% of the population, black people commit about 50% of the crimes in the country, and writes a scathing report about it. His house gets burned down by "mostly peaceful" BLM protesters.

Jaws - The origin story of the popular James Bond villain portrayed as always by Richard Kiel. Surprisingly, the release of this movie predated the Bond films which the character of Jaws appeared in by several years, which is probably why it isn't remembered as being tied to the Bond universe very well.
 
Megalopolis: A mockumentary about the harsh life for the average joe in a Hive World on the 40k Universe narrated by Henry Cavil.

Alien vs Predator: After having his kid kidnapped by a pedophile, one mexican father must illegally cross into the US to rescue his son while avoiding ICE.
 
Alien: An undocumented alien highlights how illegal aliens hurt the work force. The Bonus situation? Not likely after costly work place accidents caused by an unsafe work environment due to hostility and lack of communication from the titular undocumented alien.
 
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