Incredibly Dumb and Annoying Suggestions Thread

[AnOminous]

This thread is for completely unconstructive nonsense of no use to anybody.

For instance, anyone mentioned in a T&H supporters forum without that at-sign should be autotagged and informed that some faggot is mocking them in a forum they don't have access to. This will increase the general level of animosity and in general make the site a worse place for everyone.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

I suggest the admins to give me back my pm privileges, so I can shitpost in the best part of the site again.

 

[NekoRightsActivist]

Anyone who has the sticker notification turned on should have Reddit icon attached to their username, likes the purple triangle.

 

[Shek$il]

A notification for every new reply in the featured section.

 

[I am vomit]

If you slightly mistype the URL it takes you to meat spin

 

[AnOminous]

You should be able to auto-rate anyone's posts so they instantly get a specific rate from you every time they post, also to save people time going back and revenge-rating, you should have a giant red "revenge rate" button that goes back and revenge rates every post someone made automatically.

Actually these are both BASED suggestions.

 

[Stabmaster Arson]

There should be a counter of all black posts, and whitey should not be allowed to post until an equal post has been made by a black man. In fact, in the name of racial equality and reparations, it should be two black posts per one whitey post.

 

[Epic Fail Man]

You should be able to rate and review people's threads. There are Xenforo forums that actually have that and I genuinely think it's pretty cool.

 

[zero-who]

Spotify integration so we can see what other Kiwis are listening to.

 

[Neko GF]

We need a "Jewish content" sticker and it should only be enabled in the Autistic Thunderdome.

 

[Shig O'nella]

We need a "Jewish content" sticker and it should only be enabled in the Autistic Thunderdome.

Save time by having it given automatically to every post.

 

[The Ideal AutoModerator]

The "Change width" button at the bottom of the page should have an extra, narrower option.

 

[Friendly Primarina]

The "Change width" button at the bottom of the page should have an extra, narrower option.

Wait, that button works for some people? It has literally never worked for me (on Tor).

As for my own suggestion, animated avatars should have sound that autoplays. All at once.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Kiwi dating service.
Come on, just do it already!

 

[King Fructose]

Mandatory AI-powered genital inspections once per month to ensure no trannies are among us.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Anyone who brings up stickers and reddit in the same sentence are dumb and annoying. I suggest you stop.

 

[Syntaxion]

• merge A&H with beauty parlour. Make it one board.
• Allow users to link their facebook to their KF account so we can share lolcows with our family and friends.
• Doing that also changes your KF pfp to your facebook pfp
• Make the site fully democratic, any and all change will be voted on.
• yearly kiwifarms meetup

 

[Johnny Salami]

• A "Women moment" rating. You know why
• Something similar to Facebook where every link has a description of the outgoing site, but written by Kiwis

 

[Spunt]

A&N should have a loop of Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music" playing at all times. Muting the tab will cause the screen to strobe violently in bright, flashing colours until you unmute it.

Internet Famous should be the same, but it should be a MIDI version of "Master of Puppets".

 

[Akashic Retard]

Kiwifarms should have a light rail system